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Chapter 27 27. Back to normal......?
Beechburg has become an empty city.

Traces of life obviously still exist, but there is no living thing.

Even scallops, seahorses, these non-speaking creatures in "SpongeBob SquarePants", Lin Li has never seen any of them.

The morning breeze blew, and a group of tumbleweeds passed through the jungle, heading towards the silent wilderness.

Pursing his lips, Lin Li walked up to King Krab.

In the past, there was already a constant stream of Crab King at the gate after nine o'clock, but now it is deserted.

The Krab King and Sea King stood quietly, staring at each other.

The door that Hai Zhiba opened by himself still retains the appearance when he left.

"anyone there?"

Still no response.

Clenching his fists a little annoyed, Lin Li forced himself to calm down, walked to the door of King Krab, raised the steel rod, and prepared to break the door.

The crab boss is dead, and no one will unlock the door of the Krab King.

"Squidward!"

But when Lin Li raised the steel rod, his eyes locked on the inside of the Krab King. Through the light blue transparent glass, he finally saw a living person!
Brother Octopus with a Sima face was standing on the cash register boat, wearing a staff cap on his head, looking ahead boredly.

Lin Li only felt that Sima's face looked so kind.

Tentatively pushing the door, it could be opened, Lin Li went straight to Brother Octopus: "Brother Octopus!"

"Hello, what would you like to order?" Brother Octopus didn't move his eyes or drooping eyelids, and didn't even look at Lin Li, but just mechanically repeated what he would say when he met every customer.

"Brother Octopus? It's me, Lin Li?" Lin Li slowed down slightly.

"Hi, what would you like to order?"

"I'm Lin Li. Could it be possible that there's another setting for amnesia now?" Lin Li stopped.

"Hello, what would you like to order?"

Lin Li was a little anxious. After thinking for a while, he chose to sing: "It's me, I'm that friend, friend, my friend, you are a friend, friend is you, Lin Li~Li~Li~
(Friend, friend, my friend, you are a friend, your friend is you, Lin Li~ Li~ Li~)"

——After all, in TV dramas, it is all about stimulating memories to restore people's memories.

In addition, there is one thing to say, Lin Li feels that he, who is tone deaf, can sing this song better than Brother Octopus.

Brother Octopus actually reacted to this.

As if some switch was triggered, Brother Octopus's head trembled slightly, his eyelids covering half of his eyes finally lifted slightly, his face was no longer expressionless, but showed a little tiredness:

"Is it you, Mr. Lin Li, I'm sorry, I've been a little tired recently, I haven't had a good rest, and my mental state is not very good, if I continue, I will definitely go crazy.

Why are you late today? It's past nine o'clock now. I'm worried about you. "

His voice was full of concern, completely different from the indifference just now.

"I overslept today," Lin Li put his hands on the cash register, leaned forward, and got a little closer to Brother Octopus after finding a random reason:

"Brother Squidward, do you know where everyone in Bikiniburg has gone?"

"Who?" Brother Octopus didn't seem to understand Lin Li's words, a little strange and puzzled.

"Anyone is fine, as long as they are residents of Beechburg." Lin Li asked eagerly.

"Behind you... isn't there a lot of them?" Brother Octopus hesitated for a while, then stretched out his finger, pointing at the back of Lin Li.

Lin Li: "..."

Lin Li really had something to say in his heart right now.

No way, this kind of horror story is coming again, it's really a dog, I'm fucking you.

"Brother Octopus... Behind me, could it be Boss Crab aiming his shotgun at my head?" Lin Li asked helplessly.

"What are you talking about?" Brother Octopus looked puzzled.

Holding the steel rod tightly in his hand, this is the only thing that can give him a sense of security. Lin Li quickly turned his head and made a swinging motion.

"Hey, hey, what are you doing!" A resident looked at the flying stick, squatted down hurriedly, covered his face with his hands, and asked in horror at the same time.

A yellow salmon, just an ordinary resident of Beechburg without a character name.

Behind him, there was a small long queue of Bikiniburg residents, who seemed to be waiting in line to buy Crab Crab Fort, and looked at him in horror or doubt.

"What are you doing, are you going to hit someone? Is there any Birchburg law?" After reacting, someone shouted.

"If you don't buy crab cakes, don't be in the front line, I'm going to starve to death!" A resident suppressed his panic and cursed angrily.

"Do you want it or not?"

"Hurry up, I'll wait until the flowers are gone."

"Are you MM or GG?" A female resident fish seemed to be curious about the gender of humans and asked.

"Super plus... No no," Lin Li, who was about to change his words, quickly moved a step to give up the position of the team, and at the same time looked at the residents squatting on the ground: "Sorry, sorry."

Lin Li clicked the pine cone logo on the diving suit.

"Connecting for you, please-dip."

Sandy picked up the phone even before the machine's first beep had finished.

"Hello? Uh~ what's the matter, Lin Li, ah~." Sandy's voice sounded from inside the diving suit.

It's just... There seems to be some strange voice in the middle of the words.

"Shouldn't you be going to work at the Krab King now? Uh-huh~ Did you forget to take something? Sigh—do you want me to deliver it to you? Larry, you don't need to be so hard~"

Lin Li: "..."

He wanted to breathe a sigh of relief, but is the current situation normal or abnormal?
Now ask Sandy what she's doing, won't she say she's running?

Squirrels and lobsters, although humans can't...at least not...but lobsters, let alone? !

"It's okay Sandy, I accidentally pressed the button just now, I'm sorry." Lin Li finally said without asking.

The most urgent task is to find the source of the absurdity, Song Xiazhilian himself has no time to deal with it.

"It's okay, then I will continue to exercise. If you have any questions, you can just call me. Huh—finally, I have pushed [-] times. Larry, please help me change the weight and make it lighter. This time I will do it all by myself."

I'm guilty, I deserve to die, Lin Li apologized in his heart.

"Yeah, okay." After finishing speaking, the two hung up the phone.

Beechboro seems to be back on track and everything is back to normal.

"Lin Li, come and help me." Brother Octopus looked at Lin Li and said.

"what's up?"

"Come over here to collect the cash, and I'll make the Crab Crab Fort." Brother Octopus opened the boat door and walked to the kitchen room.

"Huh?" Lin Li took his place, and while helping customers to order, when passing the menu, he turned to Brother Octopus and asked, "Where's SpongeBob SquarePants?"

"I don't know, he didn't come to work today either."

"SpongeBob SquarePants didn't come to work?!" Lin Li said in disbelief.

"Yes, who knows, maybe he overslept just like you." Brother Octopus shrugged and said indifferently.

"Guest, your delicious crab burger." After a few minutes of operation, Brother Octopus brought out a green plate of 'burger' with green gas emitting from it, and brought it to the first customer who ordered.

This level... is indeed very Octopus.

The customer frowned when he saw the appearance, and then took a tentative bite.

"vomit--"

The reaction was the same as when Lin Li ate Krab King.

"What is this, this is not a delicious crab burger at all!" the customer scolded.

"If you like to eat, get out if you don't eat!" Brother Octopus never spoiled the guests, and said indifferently.

"I want a delicious crab burger!" The customer didn't listen to what Brother Octopus said, and slammed the burger at Brother Octopus, "If you don't give the delicious crab burger, you will get your money back!"

"Hehe." Brother Octopus picked up the crab fort residue on his face, sneered, and slammed the customer's face fiercely.

"Don't fight any more." Seeing that a fight was really going to happen, Lin Li hurried up to persuade them to fight.

"What are you doing!" The door of the room next to the kitchen was slammed open, and a voice came from the door.

Hearing this tone, Lin Li's hair stood on end.

He slowly turned his head to look at the source of the voice.

Mr. Crab went straight to him.

[Absurdity: 70%]

　Some readers mentioned earlier about the style of this book.

　　He said that it is very difficult to write content in the three styles of apocalyptic, funny, and weird at the same time. At the same time, he thinks that my writing skills are no problem in writing one, but it is not enough to take care of all three.

　　What he said is very pertinent, and I agree.

　　But the main world, he is not important in the early stage, the focus in the early stage is on the dungeon, and I will not spend too much pen and ink writing about the main world. The legion, a few or dozens of people, go to beat the villain violently. I am looking forward to the scene of this kind of dimensionality reduction attack.

　　So the current focus is on the style of the copy.

　　Funny and easy is absolute, and I will not abandon it. When the world view in the early stage of the dungeon has not yet unfolded, the focus must be this.

　　——At the same time, let me remind you that the first few dungeons should be unexpected by everyone. In short, they do not take the usual path.

　　Therefore, the second creation is also added.

　　Sea of ​​dead flames or something, let’s think about it when there is no world in the later stage, haha.

　　Things other than being funny, I’m trying this out and seeing everyone’s feedback—I think this style is good, and I’ll continue in the next world, but I don’t think it’s very good, so I’ll adjust it a little.

　　I think the weird and suspenseful is very interesting, and the familiar low-school world has a contrast, so interesting.

　　Of course, I try not to persecute the characters that everyone likes, so the one who gets eaten is the starfish, isn’t Pai Daxing (laughs)

　　By the way, regarding the comments, it's not that the book is cold, but that the comment section of the starting point is silent and does not display. It should be fine next month.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)