i can summon outrageous partners

Chapter 26 26. The Empty Bikini Castle

Lin Li looked at this strange starfish, his eyes became wary.

Hai Xing didn't seem to care about Lin Li's reaction, and continued to talk to himself in his weird tone.

"I really, really think about it, eat you, Mr. Lin Li." He repeated.

"If it weren't for such an obstacle, I might have eaten you by now." Starfish struggled with both arms, and the only remaining chain made a 'cracking' sound.

"I think your taste must be very good, it must be delicious enough to make me want to shed tears, damn, damn hinder!"

There was some anger in Haixing's eerie voice, he grinned and chewed the air vigorously with his broken teeth.

He suddenly regained his composure.

"Do you know? I can only eat starfish meat. Starfish, starfish, starfish are everywhere, what a disgusting species. Dirty, disgusting, and the feeling of swallowing makes people want to vomit. Starfish is actually my favorite food." Nasty creatures, bar none.

In fact, I hate a lot of people, Pai Daxing, Mr. Krabs, Sandy... no, maybe everyone in Beechburg except SpongeBob SquarePants. "

"Oh, forget it, they're not human, they're just one of the sources of the stench." Starfish sneered.

"I really feel like I'm going crazy, no, I'm already crazy, otherwise how could I face you in this way at this time and say these words?"

Hai Xing raised his head and looked at Lin Li in pain. It was the first time that such an expression appeared on his face:

"Mr. Lin Li, if I can't eat your meat, can you kill me? I really want to die, it's hard for me to die, but if you put firecrackers like yours into my stomach, I might die gone."

He was a little sad, and said with sadness in his eyes.

"I... damn it."

After saying this sentence, Hai Xing suddenly lowered his head frantically and then raised his head quickly, letting the back of his head hit the wall fiercely.

Leaves a blue flower.

"I want to die, I want to die, I want to die!"

Hai Xing muttered such words in his mouth, and kept repeating the operation of hitting his head against the wall.

The remaining chain, which had already been loosened by Lin Li, finally fell off and fell to the ground under Starfish's huge movements.

Lin Li took two steps back and raised the steel rod in his hand.

That barrier had disappeared, and he was worried that the starfish would come up to bite him.

But Hai Xing didn't seem to be aware of this at all, he just hit the back of his head against the wall, and didn't even open his eyes to look at Lin Li.

The blood on the wall is getting bigger and thicker.

He really has gone crazy.

"The secret recipe for delicious crab burger: bread, meatloaf, tomato, mustard, pickled broccoli, onion, lettuce cheese tomato, bread.

Among them, the patty is composed of 70% starfish meat, 29.9% starch, and 0.1% crab boss meat. "

Lin Li submitted his answer to the system in his heart.

[The secret recipe is correct. 】

[You have completed the main task (1/3), you have obtained [Delicious Crab Burger]*1. 】

After confirming the correctness of the secret recipe, Lin Li sighed, raised the steel rod high, and swung it at the side of Hai Xing's head.

"Boom."

Hai Xing fell to the ground without making a sound, but the flesh and blood on his body was still slowly wriggling, as if telling Lin Li that he was not dead yet.

But Lin Li didn't bother him anymore. The blow hadn't intended to kill him in the first place. Perhaps, he just hoped that after he woke up, he might regain his sanity.

He walked towards the exit and looked at the second main task that the system popped up.

[Main task (2/3): Find the real source of the absurdity]

[Mission Tip: Go to Krab King]

[Task Reward: Character "SpongeBob SquarePants" (one-day experience card)*1]

Lin Li paused. He turned his head and looked at Boss Crab's body on the ground.

"The source of the absurdity, isn't it Boss Crab?"

【wrong answer. 】

Hearing the system's response to his judgment, Lin Li rolled his eyes and whispered:
"The source of the absurdity is SpongeBob SquarePants? Patrick? Squidward? The Boss? This starfish..."

It's a pity that Lin Li, who originally wanted to use the exhaustive method to solve this task directly, found that the system did not respond to his temptation at all after trying.

"It should be subconsciously felt that there is evidence to support it." Lin Li made this speculation.

"But the source of the absurdity is not Boss Krab? Who could it be?"

Lin Li looked at the lower right corner of his line of sight. Also, the level of absurdity only showed that it was only 50%, which was only halfway through.

Then he sighed again, the world of "SpongeBob SquarePants", which was originally good, suddenly became such a hell today.

Lin Li looked at the time on the diving suit, oh, it's already [-]:[-], it's been a hell since yesterday.

What's even worse is that the underworld event is only half over.

forgive me.

After adjusting his mood, Lin Li headed for the exit.

He planned to go back to Sandy's house to sleep first, and go directly to Krab King during the day to find clues for the second mission.

Lin Li paused again, at the entrance of the cellar in front of him, bright light poured in from the hole, filling the steps below.

Is there someone outside?

When Lin Li walked to the exit with the steel rod carefully, he realized that the light was not man-made, but the dawn, the warm sunshine.

Lin Li who walked out of the cellar: "..."

Lin Li had never seen the sun at [-]:[-].

Some couldn't believe it, and looked at the watch on their diving suit.

The first second, fourteen minutes past zero.

But the second that Lin Li locked his eyes on it, the number on it suddenly started to change rapidly, from zero to one and then to two... Finally, it stayed at [-]:[-].

[Absurdity: 60%]

"...Is this fast forwarding? Does it mean not letting me sleep?" The expression on Lin Li's face at this moment can only be described in words.

However, he was a little lucky in his heart—this little thing can increase the level of absurdity by 10%. Compared with the experience just now, this is really a miracle!
Since it was past nine o'clock, Lin Li gave up his plan to go back to Sandy's house, and went directly to the Krab King instead.

If everyone didn't realize that the time was fast forwarding, there would be no one in Krab King at this time, so I could just check it myself.

If time fast-forwards including the residents, that's also just in time to go to work.

After tidying up the somewhat messy diving suit, Lin Li started to return.

Soon, he realized something was wrong.

——I saw no one along the way.

This didn't just include the section of road where there were no people when he came here. When Lin Li walked to the residential area of ​​those unnamed residents of Beechburg, there was no one in the place that should be bustling at nine o'clock in the morning.

Even if the actual time is still in the early morning, it shouldn't be like this - no one has noticed the time change.

The begging fish that had been sitting next to the garbage dump and never moved its nest was gone, but his carton hut remained where it was.

"anyone there?"

"I have a problem, can someone help me?"

"Here is a wallet, may I ask who lost it?"

Lin Li shouted tentatively, but there was no response.

In the whole Bikini Castle, there was no sound of living people.

Lin Li swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and pressed the pine cone symbol on his chest.

"Connecting for you, please wait."

"..."

"Connecting for you, please wait."

"..."

"Sorry, temporarily unable to connect to the other party."

Sandy, who replied in seconds, did not respond this time either.

　This city is so empty~ This memory is so fierce~ This street is full of traffic~
　　alone~alone~
　　
　
(End of this chapter)