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Chapter 17 17. The ruffian boss is a good brother

"Who is here?" Hearing the knock on the door, the ruffian boss drove the scooter to the door and opened it.

"Are you here to laugh at me?" After seeing who was coming, the ruffian boss angrily punched forward and said, "Get out of here! Or I'll kill you right now! Karen? Karen! Take mine Come weapons!"

"No, I'm here to ask you to cooperate, ruffian boss." It was Lin Li who came here, and he was not angry, but said straight to the point.

"Cooperation, aren't you from that crab? What is there to cooperate with us!"

"My name is Lin Li. What if my purpose is also for the secret recipe of Crab Fort?" Lin Li said calmly.

"Huh?" The ruffian boss who was still shouting fell silent for a moment, blinked his big eyes, and stared blankly at Lin Li.

Then his expression changed immediately, as if I had seen through you: "You still want to lie to me, big man! You have already leaked your words during the day, you are Captain Dragonfly!

How could someone choose such an ugly name as Lin Li. "

Lin Li: "..."

"Is there a possibility that the name Captain Dragonfly is deceiving you?"

The ruffian boss thought for a while, then shook his head firmly: "Impossible, absolutely impossible, you can't fool me."

"Okay, but I'm also for the secret recipe of Crab Crab Fort. This is true and cannot be more true."

"You... are also for the secret recipe of the crab castle?" He asked incredulously, "It's impossible, you stopped me this morning..."

"In the bottle in the morning, the secret recipe was written...Boss Crab's original plan was...these are all the truth, I don't need to lie to you, my purpose is the same as yours, both are secret recipes.

Think about it carefully, is it too easy for you to obtain today's secret recipe? "

Lin Li recounted the content of the secret recipe, and at the same time told the boss's routine, then quietly looked at the ruffian boss, waiting for his decision.

"Damn crab Ah Jin, you really have a bad stomach. I hate such people the most!" A certain villain said angrily, then glanced at Lin Li, and drove into Haizhiba, "Come in."

"What do you want the secret recipe for delicious crab burgers?" After the two sat face to face, the ruffian boss asked.

"It doesn't conflict with you, you should be able to tell that I'm from land..." Lin Li repeated what Brother Octopus said.

"...So, not only do we have the same purpose, but there will be no conflict after the event is completed. When you launch the new product of Haizhiba, I will return to my shore."

"It makes sense, what is the way of cooperation?" After pondering for a while, the ruffian boss nodded and asked.

"I need a small unmanned machine that can track people. I can remotely control it and at the same time obtain its vision. Can it be done?"

Lin Li got straight to the point and stated his needs.

After chatting with Brother Octopus, Lin Li was thinking about how to follow Boss Crab.

It's not suitable to rely on a real person. Let's not talk about my height, which is considered tall even in Beechburg. I also have diving suits on my body that affect my actions. If I follow it, it is extremely easy to be found.

Although Boss Crab should be very easy to fool, but there is no need for this, it is better to be a tracking machine.

——And Beechburg is good at inventing, except for Sandy, it is the ruffian boss. Sandy loves Beechburg, and it is easy to be rejected when looking for her, so Lin Li came here.

"What's your plan? You need this kind of thing." Boss Pi was very curious about this.

"I won't tell you my plan, I'm afraid you will affect me." Lin Li shook his head, the ruffian boss is also a 'pig teammate' in a sense.

If you tell him, if he follows up recklessly, he will be found out.

"You were looking for me to cooperate, but you ended up like this, isn't it a bit too much." The ruffian boss narrowed his eyes.

"You won't lose anything," Lin Li smiled. "Boss ruffian, you have failed for more than 20 years. Boss Crab even told me, a new employee, the embarrassing thing that happened when you came to steal the secret recipe..."

"To be precise, Sheldon has failed for 24 years, eleven months and 22 days, at least 270 four times—I'm not sure about the number, because there may be many failures that I didn't see."

The robot Karen who came over with two cups of tea added.

"You don't need to say such details in front of outsiders, Karen! Also, don't call me Sheldon!" the ruffian boss said loudly angrily.

"Got it, Sheldon."

"I unplugged you at night! Do you know it's wrong!"

"Got it, Sheldon."

"You... bear with me for a while," the ruffian boss looked at Lin Li, "There is something wrong with her procedure, don't worry about her."

"It's okay." Lin Li shook his head with a smile, and threatened to pull Karen's plug, which reminded him of the water friend's "let her go" during the live broadcast of Baby Xuxu's soul station.

"Boss ruffian, you have failed so many times, even if you fail again, you will get used to it. You only need to pay for a machine and get a chance with a much higher probability, isn't that not good?
What's more, boss ruffian, I think the domineering way of cooperation is also good," Lin Li looked at boss ruffian, smiled, and continued:

"Good people will fail in the end, only the domineering can conquer the world.

Although I won't tell you the plan, you can put restrictions on me and leave the machine behind, I don't care. "

The evil and insidious smile of the standard villain appeared on the face of the ruffian boss, he shook his head, "I really like what you just said, I think so too, I have already started to like you, yes, I would like to be with you cooperate!"

Looking at the hand extended by the ruffian boss, Lin Li stretched out two fingers and squeezed him, which was regarded as a handshake, and he breathed a sigh of relief.

Stability is all pretending, if the ruffian boss is really unwilling, Lin Li can only tell the information he knows.

"How long will it take you to make such a machine? I don't have enough time." Lin Li then asked.

The ruffian boss showed all four of his fingers.

After lowering his head and squinting to see clearly the number of fingers, Lin Li frowned slightly: "Four days? Too late."

"Are you looking down on me who is about to conquer Bikini Bottom! You should understand that it only takes 3 minutes!" the ruffian boss said angrily.

Lin Li: "..."

There were too many pitfalls, and I didn't know where to start for a while, so I stopped talking, Lin Li nodded: "Then I will wait for you here."

"Karen! Come and help!" The scooter sent the ruffian boss to the console, and the ruffian boss shouted.

"Come on, Sheldon!"

"I told you not to call me Sheldon, I'm really going to pull your plug."

"Then I won't make you a slide meatball meal tonight."

"Why do you only do this one all the time? I'm getting tired of it!"

"Then don't eat it, I won't do it either, Sheldon, do it yourself."

"Eat! Don't be angry, Karen, why don't you eat? I'll eat as much as you cook at night, never waste it!"

……

After eating the dog food of the ruffian boss and Karen for 3 minutes, the sparks welded by the machine over there finally ended, and the machine brought the ruffian boss back to Lin Li.

With a wave of the ruffian boss, a remote control with a display screen and a car that looked like an ordinary shell were delivered to Lin Li.

"It's ready, take it away!"

"Boss ruffian, I will share it with you as soon as I get the real secret recipe." The two things were not very big, and they were put directly into the diving suit, Lin Li got up and said.

"No, I like evil guys very much. After I conquer the world, you leave your hometown to you to govern."

"Thank you so much, boss ruffian, I'll go first."

"Happy cooperation, Captain Dragonfly."

"Happy cooperation, ruffian boss."

"Captain Dragonfly, this name is really nice. I will conquer Beechburg in the future, or I'll be called Captain Evil Ruffian." The ruffian boss thought while touching his chin.

"You might as well call Captain Shelpi, Sheldon." Karen added.

"Shut up! Karen!" The boss jumped up angrily, "This name is just like 'Lin Li', I have never heard such an ugly name! Rubbish! Disgusting!"

The corner of Lin Li's mouth began to twitch: What the hell!
"I'll go first, Captain Sherpi."

Lin Li smirked and got up to say goodbye.

"Bang." Hai Zhiba's door closed.

"Karen." Looking at the closed door, the ruffian boss said suddenly.

"What's wrong, Sheldon."

"Let me know when the car starts running, and I want to see what Captain Dragonfly is going to follow." Boss Ruffian rubbed his hands, showing an evil and arrogant smile.

"Got it, Sheldon."

"Also, even if there are no outsiders, don't call me Sheldon."

"Got it, Sheldon."

"I unplugged you!"

"Go away, Sheldon."

　I always feel that the ruffian boss has been talking with a mouthful of phlegm.

　　His laugh is also iconic.

　　(but the stick of the sea looks really bad
　　No one in SpongeBob SquarePants likes to eat this except Patrick)
　　Still Pai Bou
　　
　
(End of this chapter)