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Chapter 16 16. Squidward's Guidance
"Can I ask it a question secretly? Because the question I want to ask is more personal." Lin Li asked.

"Of course, I will never eavesdrop!" SpongeBob immediately took out an earmuff out of nowhere and put it on his head.

However, Lin Li still didn't ask directly in front of him. Instead, he walked a few steps away, and after confirming that SpongeBob SquarePants was still standing in place, he opened the pull ring of the magic conch, and asked in a low voice:
"Magic conch, do you know the secret recipe of the delicious crab cake?"

After releasing the pull ring, the magical conch uttered a hollow mechanical female voice: "I don't know."

"Then can you guide me to find him?"

"Turn your head." The magic conch responded to him.

"..."

Lin Li swallowed a mouthful of saliva. This kind of answer was really scary.

Lin Li was mentally prepared to see Boss Crab standing behind him and staring at him, and slowly turned his head.

Huge eyes filled with white edges appeared in front of him, a familiar picture, between the eyes, there was a huge drooping nose.

It's Squidward.

Is it possible that because octopuses have soft legs and don't wear shoes, they walk silently?
Brother Octopus changed out of his earthy brown plain clothes and put on the home purple pajamas he would only wear at home. He was frowning at the magic conch in Lin Li's hand at the moment, and said:

"How can you believe such a thing."

"When I was on land, there was a branch of the Magical Conch Club in Texas called the Garlic Conch Club, and their conch often gave them guidance.

I am a scientist, so I want to study this thing, whether it is as magical as the rumors say, and whether there is any principle. "

Lin Li said.

As long as the people in "SpongeBob SquarePants" don't know the situation on land, they can make whatever they want.

——And he has indeed researched that conch, except for some high-quality ones that can be used for sashimi, for the rest, the way of grilling with minced garlic over charcoal tastes the best!

"It's just a boring toy. It's useless at all. Instead of asking for help from this toy, you might as well ask me, my dear friend, I will definitely help you." Brother Octopus said disdainfully.

Lin Li had a strange expression - because after all, the magic conch guided him to find Brother Octopus.

Is this a paradox?
"You are not allowed to say that about the magic conch, Brother Octopus! Have you forgotten what you said last time, 'Long live the magic conch'!" SpongeBob SquarePants, who was walking slowly, was dissatisfied immediately after hearing what Brother Octopus said. Akimbo asked.

"At that time, I was already crazy, what I said didn't count, and I never joined your club." Squidward Brother looked at SpongeBob SquarePants, but he didn't get offended, he just explained plainly.

"You traitor!" SpongeBob SquarePants said angrily, "You won't be allowed to consult the magic conch from now on."

"Ha-ha-, I'm so scared." Brother Octopus said disdainfully.

"Don't quarrel, don't quarrel."

Lin Li hurriedly stood between the two of them and said, first sent SpongeBob SquarePants back to his home, and handed him the magic conch in his hand:
"Thank you for lending me the magic conch, SpongeBob SquarePants."

"Did it help you? Lin Li." SpongeBob SquarePants asked with a sad look on his face. He looked at Lin Li expectantly.

"Of course, it guided my way forward and gave me a lot of inspiration. After returning to land, I also plan to join the "Garlic... Magical Conch Club". Thank you very much. "

"It would be great if I could help you!" SpongeBob immediately beamed with joy.

"Brother Octopus still has something to do with me. I'll go to him first, and I'll come and play with you when I have time." Lin Li said with a smile.

"Okay!" SpongeBob SquarePants nodded immediately.

"Brother Octopus, I do have a problem and I need your help." After SpongeBob SquarePants closed the door, Lin Li walked up to Brother Octopus and asked sincerely.

"Don't be so polite. The relationship between the two of us doesn't need to be like this. If you have any questions, just tell me, and I will definitely help you."

"Go to your house and talk."

"it is good."

"It's like this." The two sat on the sofa facing each other, Lin Li crossed his hands on his knees, and after a while, he said:
"First of all, please believe that I have no ill intentions towards you or the Krab King."

Brother Octopus nodded, but didn't speak.

"I want to know the secret recipe of the delicious Crab Crab Burger, Brother Octopus, do you know?" Lin Li went straight to the point, but before answering, he immediately added: "I didn't intend to steal this thing.

I am a scientist, and I am also interested in this secret recipe as a scientist.

As you can see, I ate a Crab Crab Fort in the afternoon, and I vomited like that, which made me unable to listen to your music.

But what I have learned from working at Krab King today tells me that the residents of Beechburg like to eat crab cakes very much. Just today, several people order more than one at a time.

Therefore, I think there are some differences in taste between the residents on land and the seabed, and the reason why I want the secret recipe is to get a glimpse of the leopard and study the mystery of this aspect after replicating it on land. "

Lin Li uttered the nonsense he had just made up, then stared straight at Brother Octopus who was listening attentively, waiting for an answer.

Brother Octopus himself didn't have much sense of belonging to the Krab King, so Lin Li dared to speak up in front of him.

"I believe everything you said, Mr. Lin Li, those of us who like art will never plot such a thing.

It doesn't matter even if you have ill intentions towards King Krab. People like Boss Krab should have been taught a lesson a long time ago.But I can't tell you directly, because I don't know, I have no interest in it. "

Brother Octopus looked at Lin Li, smiled slightly, but shook his head and said.

"That's it, it looks like I'm bothering you, so I'm really sorry." Lin Li nodded and said in disappointment,

"But Mr. Lin Li, I can give you some guidelines, which may help you move forward." Brother Squid continued, "Don't ask SpongeBob SquarePants, he may not know, because he is only responsible for making—actually assembling That's all, so it's useless for you to keep an eye on him."

When Brother Octopus said this, he paused and looked at Lin Li.

"Ah."

Lin Li nodded, and Brother Octopus continued:

"The key to Crab Crab Burger lies in the meat patties inside, and as far as I know, all the meat patties in Crab King are made and delivered by Mr. Crab alone.

He will be the first to arrive at the Krab King every day, and he will bring enough patties to make a day's crab burger.

So I think, as long as you secretly follow Mr. Crab all day after get off work, you can find the source of the meatloaf and know how he makes it.

This is the help I can give you, I hope it is useful to you, Mr. Lin Li. "

"You helped me a lot, Brother Octopus, thank you." Lin Li sincerely thanked you.

Seeing Lin Li bowing in front of him, Brother Octopus hurriedly stepped forward to help him up.

The expression on his face seemed to be struggling, but when Lin Li raised his head, it all disappeared, leaving only a normal smile.

"You're welcome."

"You are my only friend in this world who understands me."

"I will definitely help you, Mr. Lin Li."

"Thank you very much." Lin Li smiled.

"As long as it makes you feel better."

"of course."

"So now is the time for me to play?" Brother Octopus said happily.

"..."

"Um...I...yes." Lin Li, who couldn't find an excuse, said with a forced smile.

I'm so sad--

　In fact, many episodes of SpongeBob SquarePants in recent years are quite weird.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)