Yiren's non-human chat group

Chapter 4 "Pranks" at Hogwarts

Mao Yiren: "Well, I roughly looked at the chat records in front of the chat group, good guy, we are all like this, and we still have to work for capitalists?!"

Pai Daxiao: "..."

Pai Daxiao: "I am here too, even in the bottom of the sea, I am not safe. I am being squeezed by two capitalists, the firm and the crab boss."

Xiao Tailang: "The grassland is not much better. I am now a scientist in the Wolf Science Park, and I am still a wage earner who beats biochemical weapons with a hammer..."

Xiao Yixing: "I don't want to talk..."

Mao Yiren: "@萧异形, you have been living in the egg, why can't you come out? Maybe there are living things outside?"

Xiao Yixing: "..."

Xiao Yixing: "Didn't you say you read the previous chat records? Why are you still asking me this question? (｀⌒メ)"

Mao Yiren: "I just scanned it once, how could I finish it all in such a short time. (メ｀[])/"

Xiao Yixing: "Come on, I know what you want to ask! I'll solve your problem right here."

Xiao Xingxing: "First, it's not that I have never crawled out of an egg, but the instinct of a facehugger tells me that if I stay outside the egg, I can live for about three days at most."

Xiao Xingxing: "Secondly, I spent about an hour exploring the exterior. This may be the pyramid that came to the South Pole. There are no living things here, not even a fresh corpse."

Mao Yiren: "Then..."

Xiao Yixing: "Don't talk, wait until I finish!!"

Xiao Yixing: "Third, I know what you want to say. Face huggers cannot parasitize other face huggers to become aliens."

Mao Yiren: "Then..."

Xiao Tailang, sent Da Xiao: "Don't talk, I know what you want to say!!"

Xiao Tailang: "You want to kill in Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf?!"

Pai Daxiao: "You want to kill in SpongeBob SquarePants?!"

Mao Yiren: "..."

Xiao Yiren scratched his cat's head with a meat pad, looked at the three roundworms in his stomach, and thought secretly.

"Sloppy..."

The communication in the chat group is not over yet, to be precise, those three guys haven't finished speaking.

Xiao Xingxing: "So!"

Pai Daxiao: "So!"

Xiao Tailang: "So!"

Mao Yiren: "So?"

Xiao Xingxing, Xiao Tailang, sent Da Xiao: "I will teach you the task of killing life!!! Solemnly jpg"

Mao Yiren: "Meow meow?!"

Xiao Xingxing, Xiao Tailang, Pai Daxiao: "By the way, @猫奕仁, which world are you from?! Don't say it's a cat and a mouse..."

Mao Yiren: "..."

Mao Yiren: "Harry Potter, I'm Granger's kitten..."

……

Time flies, and half a day has passed, and what happened in the living room before is like an inconspicuous episode in life, which did not cause any waves on the lake of life.

When the time came that night, the living room of Granger's house was filled with a strong fragrance.

The dinner was a relatively rich one, with pies covered in golden syrup and surrounded by a dollop of clotted cream.

A large plate of fried seabass with fried potatoes, the outermost layer is evenly coated with a layer of almond flakes, crispy but not greasy.

To be honest, most Westerners tend to eat sweets. Xiao Yiren is still not very used to this taste even though it has been a long time.

But it wasn't him who ate anyway, so he naturally had no objections.

At this time, Xiao Yiren was eating grilled fish that was simply roasted and then sprinkled with cumin and five-spice powder.

Xiao Yiren made this grilled fish by himself, and the steps are very simple.

It was nothing more than skewering the fish prepared by the Grangers on sticks, and stuffing some sliced ​​green onions and ginger inside to remove the fishy smell.

Then make a sauce with soy sauce and honey that Granger always has at home, brush it on the fish and evenly sprinkle five-spice powder and cumin powder, and then bake it on the fire.

This operation Xiao Yiren has lasted for more than a year, and the skill of grilling fish can be said to be so proficient, it is absolutely impossible to wrong himself.

And Xiao Yiren's fragrant smell here naturally attracted the attention of the owl who was still staying at Granger's house, waiting for Hermione's reply.

A pair of big eyes stared straight at the grilled fish Xiao Yiren was eating, almost drooling.

But for this, Xiao Yiren just responded with a king's contempt, and didn't pay much attention to this guy.

It seems cold, but Xiao Yiren's brain is running fast, quickly recalling bits and pieces about Harry Potter in the past.

Xiao Yiren actually doesn't know much about the original Harry Potter. After all, he was not a moviegoer in his previous life. Harry Potter movies have only seen the Sorcerer's Stone, and the Chamber of Secrets and beyond are basically short videos. As you can see, these are basically just a rough idea.

It's more about understanding that the author seems to have been raped by the Internet because of political correctness, and only the actor who played Voldemort expressed his solidarity.

As for the finer parts of the original work, more information actually comes from the novel.

Various fan fictions of Harry Potter, such as "Hogwarts Bloodline Wizard", "A Certain Magical Hogwarts" and so on.

Of course, although the emphasis is different, these novels also fully interpret Harry Potter's worldview, although there is indeed a lot of supplementary information.

If Xiao Yiren remembered correctly, this owl should be chirping. As long as Hermione enters Hogwarts, this owl will become Hermione's "Queen's Owl".

Considering that in the future with this guy, it is very likely that we will not look up and look down, so Xiao Yiren gave this guy a face and waved his hand...

He just pried open the last few cans that Granger's family bought a year and a half ago, before Xiao Yiren's grilling fish skills were mature, and was about to expire in half a year, and threw it to it.

And this owl was very savvy and didn't make any progress, happily ate the canned cat food eliminated by Xiao Yiren, and accepted Xiao Yiren's "king's contempt".

……

Different from Xiao Yiren's atmosphere, little Hermione took out the Hogwarts notification letter just after the dinner, and was very happy to announce to the Grangers his success and his desire to learn magic.

And the Grangers only thought it was a prank, and they didn't directly pierce Hermione's childlike innocence, but they recognized Hermione's determination.

And with a mind that was more inclined to make Hermione happy, he helped Hermione complete the reply letter, and put the envelope away like the way Qiqi grabbed the acceptance letter before, and asked Qiqi to leave here and go to deliver the letter.

At this time, the Grangers didn't know that it was because of what they thought was a playful move that would directly and completely tear their worldview apart in a few days.

Of course, even without this move, Hogwarts would still have to come. After all, if you don’t become a wizard, the little wizard will gradually become a very destructive silent person. Although it is voluntary, it is actually a compulsory measure .

And Xiao Yiren, who was acting as the background board the whole time, watched the whole scene, and couldn't help feeling a little emotional in his heart.

"The world of this family, after this, is really completely different..."

(End of this chapter)