Yiren's non-human chat group

Chapter 3 After crossing, you still need to work for the starting point? !
[Mao Yiren has joined the chat group! 】

Mao Yiren: "Meow meow???"

Xiao Yixing: "Fuck, finally a newcomer is here!!! Excited jpg"

Xiao Yixing: "One newcomer in half a year, it really makes me wait!!! ╰(‵ ′)╯"

Xiao Tailang: "Ma Ma~, @肖异形, don't be so excited, you're going to scare the newcomers."

Xiao Tailang: "@猫奕仁, newcomers first read the group announcement."

Pai Daxiao: "Peeping screen jpg"

Looking at the news in the group, Mao Yiren, ah, it was Xiao Yiren who fell silent.

Originally, he didn't have any desire to open a group announcement. After all, a chat group should have only a few functions, which are nothing more than more powerful and less weak.

As a senior bookworm, I shouldn't have to look at the chat group announcements for those newcomers.

This is like a smart phone. If people who have never touched a mobile phone accept a smart phone and don't want to fumble slowly, the fastest way will naturally require a large number of novice textbooks.

And this is basically useless for veterans, and naturally most of them will choose to "skip" the novice tutorial.

And Xiao Yiren thinks that he is that veteran.

But Xiao Yiren took a closer look at the strange names of this group of strange guys again, and felt that this chat group seemed to be a little different from his impression, and he also shifted the realization to the so-called group announcement with half-belief.

"This group of guys can't be a group of time-travelers surnamed Xiao, right? A mutual-aid group for time-travelers?"

Thinking wildly, Xiao Yiren clicked on the announcement in the chat group, and then froze in place. —————【Chat Group Announcement】————

[.Don't be so foolish, don't be so foolish, don't be so special]. [Don't be so foolish, say important things three times. .】.【. The group is all my own people, all Xiao Yiren,】.【If you don’t believe me, let’s help you recall us】.【Memories during life, for example, in your mobile phone...】【Ahem, it’s all Xiao Yiren didn't say much. 】.【. The important things are finished, the following is】.【The function of the chat group......】.
After reading the first half of the group announcement, Xiao Yiren suddenly thought of an important thing.

"By the way, I don't seem to have adjusted the phone to the initial settings!!!"

Xiao Yiren's cat eyes widened, and a vertical pupil appeared in his blue eyes, feeling that his innocence was gone.

"Damn it, didn't you just lift my celestial cover? I want to go back, at least I have to smash my phone!!!"

With a pale face, Xiao Yiren closed the chat group announcements. He didn't look at the rest of the announcements carefully, but just glanced at them roughly, but he also had a general understanding of their functions.

Most chat groups have the same functions, simple chat function, ordinary red envelope function, public live broadcast function, powerful mall function, and supreme enlightenment function.

Of course, the latter two just want to eat farts. This chat group has the basis of the first three functions, that is, chat, live broadcast, and red envelopes.

And the red envelope function is also very normal, it cannot transmit things with soul consciousness, other things are fine.

That is to say, common animals are not allowed, intelligent plants are not good, objects with intelligence and memory are not good, you are not good and I am not good.

Correspondingly, there are no consciousness and memory ability plants, ordinary items, abilities, and energy.

Mao Yiren: "So, we are a weakened avatar plus a weakened chat group?"

Xiao Yixing: "Well~, it's okay for you to describe it that way. After all, we are indeed the same person. It's okay to say that there is no problem with avatars. Adding a piece of garbage to open the door for garbage, and the chat group where the garbage is home is indeed the case. of."

"This Xiao Yixing is very hostile!"

Seeing Xiao Yixing's resentful response, Xiao Yiren shook his beard, unable to tell what kind of expression he had on his face.

But his doubts were quickly resolved.

Xiao Tailang: "You can pull it down, isn't it just a face-hugger who has been trapped in an egg for more than a year? I see you are in a hurry."

Come on, face hugger, can't a good guy be an alien?Combined with what he said earlier, he is a newcomer in the past six months.

"Hiss~, at least one person stays in the 'little black room' for half a year before coming to talk..."

Sighing softly that he is a real np, Xiao Yiren immediately started to hang out with "myself" without thinking about whether someone was cheating him in the group.

Just kidding, what's so good about a cat, and he also read the previous chat records, the first person to join the group was Xiao Yixing, that is, the guy who crossed into an alien (face-hugging bug).

Then came Xiao Tailang, that is, Xiao Yiren who traveled to the world of Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf and became a wolf.

They began to exchange past life information directly after many times of extreme pulling at the beginning, and after they were all matched, they began to discuss experiences, love histories, and even black histories.

Everything can be matched.

Then there is no more.

After that, there is Pai Daxiao, Xiao Yiren who traveled to the world of SpongeBob SquarePants, and became a starfish after transmigrating, and the blood relationship with Pai Daxing is unknown.

After comparing the three of them, it was found that all three were Xiao Yiren.

Of course, these are not the reasons why they are really assured that everyone who comes to the chat group will be Xiao Yiren.

The real reason is - one day, when the newcomer Pai Daxiao was bored, he turned to a very inconspicuous tab, and then clicked on the icon that appeared.

That is, the self-explanation of the chat group.

Although there is only one sentence, it is also enlightening.

[Apology and promotional leaflet to Traveler No. 10086. 】

[Due to the negligence of our staff, we accidentally divided your true soul into countless shares. To express our sincere apologies, our company will conduct an investigation on you on the basis of the basic cheat—Yiren's non-human chat group. A series of compensations have been created, and the specific compensation functions are also requested to be explored by all traversers No. 10086. 】

[Secondly, on behalf of the company, I issue a special order to all traversers. All traversers are requested to actively understand the world, strive to unify the planes they are in, establish coordinates of the planes, and provide valuable route coordinates for the general public!】

[Finally, due to some unknown factors, some traversers' golden fingers have undergone unknown mutations, please pay more attention to traverser 10086. 】

Congratulations!

Qiyi Deyi Antrau Office
2022.04.24 announced

When this thing came out, it can be said that all three Xiao Yiren were fried.

That can be said to be a smile on the face, and a mother in my heart.Qiyi proudly crossed the office? !Do you think I can't recognize you because you change the pinyin?

Of course, although the scolding was quite ugly at the time, after a long time, I couldn't stop scolding, so I could only do it with tears in my eyes.

Now that the task is done, as long as we continue to do it, maybe we can return to the original time and space?It's not that Qidian was born in an orphanage, or that's not good.

Thinking about it, Xiao Yiren suddenly felt something was wrong? !

"I have gone through feelings, and I still have to give the starting point oh no, is Qiyi Deyi'an part-time job?!"

　Hmph, capitalists watch punches! ! !

　　
　
(End of this chapter)