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[Chan:

Teacher Umastar, do you remember me?I am the poster who worried about the relationship between parents that you replied before. Thank you very much for your reply at that time. As you said, I can actually do it. I can master the insight method and "use" you mentioned ' It's logic.

'Everyone has their own criteria for judging charm, but these criteria also have a common imaginary archetype. This archetype is difficult to explain, but it can be approached. As long as you know how to "show", as long as you use "cover up" and "highlight" , can be very close to that prototype.

At your age, sexy is probably not going to work, but fortunately, on the way of being cute, Ma Niang has the capital of heaven.

There are no more than two kinds of strategies in this world, the conspiracy that no one can detect, and the conspiracy that everyone has to voluntarily jump off.

The former did not last long, the latter passed without hindrance.

It can transform into love, imitate love, travel through sincerity and simplicity, and be eternal in promises and agreements. This is the perfect family relationship in the world, which can overcome the barriers of appearance. '

I have fully understood what you said, I have understood my talent, and I have the ability to resolve their conflicts, I will always be active forever - confidently!

Then, I have an unfeeling request.

I just tried to apply for the account verification of the horse racing girl, that is, when I debut in the future, can the teacher look at me, find all the cuteness in me, and then rate me like that? 】

——607年1月2日20:30
[Umastar:

I wish you a successful certification, and at the same time, I suggest that you let the trainer at that time give you a score. I am very glad that you can cheer up. It is an enviable ability to have a good relationship with your parents. I hope you can maintain it all the time]——January 607 1nd at 2:22
[Chan:

In that case, can the teacher be my trainer?Even if the teacher is not a real trainer profession, it doesn't matter, there are many senior trainers who have not officially registered and have already debuted.

Also, teacher, you have seen it so thoroughly, and I hope you can continue to give me advice and pass on your experience of getting along with your parents to me] —— 607:1, January 2, 22
[Umastar:

The conspiracy I told you is not for you to use on me, I don't promise easily.

And later you will find that when you can really get close to the cute archetype, you will find that... your best trainer should be able to watch you all the time, find all the cuteness in you, and at the same time, preferably, enough slow.

It's better for him to be like an elder brother, pampering you like a younger sister, but not discovering her sister's privacy.

You should know why an idol can be an idol.

The perfect expression is to turn into a chicken egg, no matter how you touch it, you can’t pick out a single thorn, but if you break the shell... If you don’t understand it now, you can write it down, and you will understand it in the future】—— 607 January 1, 2:24
[Chan:

Okay, I've written it down, but what are you busy with, teacher?Is Karen bothering you?
还有您是不是没有答应指导的事？我是不是做错了什么？】——607年1月2日24:14
[Umasta:

Don't bother me, I'm putting glue together for a test, and I saw someone contact me just now, but compared to these, should elementary school students sleep at this point?
你没犯什么错，指教会给的，在我有空的时候】——607年1月2日24:19
[Chan:

好的老师，那么关于朋友的问题也能请教您吗？大家都说老师您对友谊的维护头头是道。】——607年1月2日24:20
[Umasta:

Do you also have conflicts with your friends? 】

[Chan:

有一点，就和那位爱慕织姬前辈帖子里的状况差不多】——607年1月2日24:21
[Umasta:

Then you try to refer to it, it is not impossible to chat with her in my name, if it is not possible, then ask me tomorrow, you really should go to sleep, this time]

[Chan:

好的！感谢老师！】——607年1月2日24:22
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Umastagram user [Umastar], a well-known contributor to the monthly documentary science of horse racing girls.

At the same time, he is also the creator of the horse girl's documents. He is famous for his documentary-like restoration of the horse girl's character and speaking style. His intelligence collection and analysis ability was once suspected of being a professional Internet detective, and he was even suspected of being a studio account.

But obviously, what really makes this user called UmastarSensei is the high-intensity interaction between the account and people.

He has replied and commented on the verified account of the horse girl, the non-authenticated account claiming to be the account of the horse girl, and the posts of the fan account of the horse girl.

This user, like his ID, seems to be rushing to make a star.

Has been active in the forum with amazing patience, self-cultivation, and rich information and communication experience. Sometimes he becomes a psychiatrist, sometimes as a training reference, and sometimes he can post some life tips. Pay attention to private messages.

Therefore, it is called teacher, wife, AIbot, etc. by countless people.

Omer, who pointed at the really smart account management, was not much better himself, he could even be said to be a senior, because his cautious enough business strategy made people unable to distinguish his gender, let alone his gender. Find out if he is real.

Whether it is operated by a team, or whether it is actually an electronic life wandering in the forum, too many people can't tell the difference.

After all, they don't have the patience and meticulous investigation like a real wit, they don't have the authority to symbolize the family's power relationship, and they don't have the professional investigation and derivation of Qian Ming's representative.

And to be honest, Umastar has been an account that has been missing for two years. Even in the recent wave of fraudulent corpses, there is no post for several days, and private chats are ignored.

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On the developed Internet, the lives of netizens are often measured by the activity of accounts, which is not a distortion.

But as long as you have the heart to pursue it, you can overcome that distortion, but the heart of that pursuit may also be somewhat distorted.

"Let's go on to little Omo first, this is a gift chosen by the sisters, although it was suggested by Qian Ming."

"Let me say a word of thanks before I say thank you, are you getting closer?"

The boy who had been dragged to sit on the sofa, but was approached by Maruzenski while talking, kept moving back while retorting: "And to be honest, even with my current appearance, the real witty lady is not enough. to be a sister."

"Does the trainer want Karen to call him brother?"

"I didn't say that," Omer, who hurriedly poked his head from Maruzenski, quickly refuted the words of the little girl in the distance, "And everyone has confirmed my status, so there's no need to stay in the reception room anymore, right? "

"The monitors outside the door have been taking turns for several shifts. Isn't it because they squatted down and signed their names so softly?"

"Then invite our signature representative!"

"You really deserve to be Miss Rudolph's old friend, Miss Maruzen."

"You can just call me Maruzen. It's obvious that I'm not so unfamiliar after racing. Could it be that little Omo is also unfamiliar with the relationship?"

Definitely, almost certainly.

Maruzen was too enthusiastic about himself when he was a teenager. It's hard to say whether it's a hobby or the divergence of his sister's nature. If it were him before, he might have been corrupted in her arms, but now, his mentality is very close to that of when he was 19 years old. trainer.

What's wrong with you asking, it's naturally the atmosphere in the reception room that hasn't been normal since the beginning.

No matter how tense, excited and excited they are, they will calm down under the tripartite visit of representative Qianming, Maruzenski and Zhenjiling. In a sense, this is almost equivalent to the three trials in the Penguin Logistics chat room.

Now it is the tripartite talks.

On behalf of the three parties, Maruzenski, whose purpose was too obvious, Shinji, who spoke sharply to him, and Chiaki, who wanted to smooth things over for him, held a somewhat torturous reception.

This is obviously not the atmosphere for meeting idols.

He still held back his pen and asked them to sign it, but two people seemed to want him to sign it.

At this moment, he sees Maruzenski's embrace as a trap, this is today's limited ptsd, which originated from the torture that came from someone's embrace early in the morning.

That iron-like arm, and the humiliation of needing to use Mephilas to teleport, absolutely don't want to experience it a second time.

"He was frightened by you, right? Don't bring the habit of getting along with your little sister here, Maruzen. Now that the gift has been delivered and the water is almost drunk, it's time to go out for a walk."

Ms. Qianming's assist was still so powerful, after she glanced at the man who was silent for a while, just watching Maruzen's cleverness, she stretched her waist pretending to be stiff and stood up.

"I have heard the name of Penguin Logistics, but I have never had a chance to visit it. Omer, why don't you come and show me the way?"

"Of course you can, although I suggest that everyone go out and chat..." Omer said in a low voice, and shrugged after seeing Namaru Shanski's extremely regretful eyes, "I'd like to show you around, the real machine Miss Ling, are you coming too?"

He looked at the girl who hadn't figured out what she wanted until now with some doubts.

Naturally, he could detect the other party's eyes that were always sizing him up.

But to be honest, the intersection between him and the other party was only the Internet after the wand exhibition, and it was the other party's unilateral involvement in his poor reputation.

That's understandable, after all, there was a lot of turmoil at the time, and the public figures on the forum had more or less commented and expressed their opinions, and the real wit to maintain her perfect personality would also appear to be repulsive or fair.

That's enough.

Even if there are two famous horse girls, she should not participate in the visit in person, unless she finally intends to be biased—to use herself as a trainer who has recently recovered in popularity.

This is unlikely.

After all, Zhenjiling has always been a rational person who is almost perfect, and even Omer is ashamed of herself in terms of account management. What kind of motivation can she have to break her previous rationality?
Even though Homa racked his brains, he still couldn't figure it out, because his impression of being really clever was all about the information he collected and mastered in the school.

In addition to the earlier…

He searched the memory folder with this impression to no avail, he just felt that there was something missing.

If it weren't for the countless gazes on the side, he could have asked directly. After all, he had done the same thing once before.

But that is also based on the premise that no one notices the real cleverness.

In front of followers, tearing up the image that others have been managing all along, Omer and the other party don't have that kind of hatred.

So he just walked to the door of the reception room, turned his head and greeted the three of them, and his eyes fell on the face of the tall, gray-haired girl.

And the latter just stood up, with a tall and graceful smile, and said:
"Okay, Kallen is looking forward to it."