I'm not the underworld

Chapter 260 Bad Taste and God's Operation

Being entangled by this Tsing-clothed Taoist priest, under the watchful eyes of everyone, Chen Yifan couldn't beat him up directly, and there were more and more people eating melons.

Chen Yifan frowned, and under the expectant gaze of the Tsing Yi Taoist, he suddenly called out his name.

"Xu Erniu, you were born on July 88, 7. You were born when you were a child. There are three people in your family, one father and one mother. You are old enough to have a child. Both parents are in their sixties..."

The Tsing-clothed Taoist who was waiting for Chen Yifan to ask about the method of transforming catastrophe suddenly widened his eyes, with a look of disbelief, and couldn't help but take a step back, feeling confused.

This kid... how does this kid know so clearly?
He is bluffing and deceiving... Bah, this is the first time since fortune-telling and catching ghosts. When he encountered such a situation, he didn't know how to deal with it.

Chen Yifan took a step forward, raised his hand and tore off the beard that Xu Erniu had put on to look mature and professional, and continued, "It's not just that!"

"I also know that you rebelliously dropped out of junior high school, causing your mother to jump into the river and commit suicide, which is the root of the disease."

"You... how do you know?" Xu Erniu couldn't help taking another step back, and asked with some trembling.

"It's all trivial matters. Back then, you were careless in making a promise to a fire bag, and you were thrown by a fairy. You couldn't get any money, so someone sent you to the prison. Your parents bribed you with money to get you out."

"...No... Impossible!" Xu Erniu took another step back. Except for him and his parents, no one else knew about it.

Chen Yifan smiled, and the smile on the corner of his mouth was a bit sinister, seeing Xu Erniu's terrified expression, a certain evil taste in his heart seemed to be satisfied, and he was very happy.

Of course, at this moment, Chen Yifan hadn't noticed his perverted psychology, so he took a step forward and continued: "Of course, I'm afraid you don't know where the money came from."

"The money was obtained by your parents begging your sister, kneeling down and begging for mercy."

"You said it wrong! You said it wrong! Haha! I don't have an older sister at all, as you said just now, there are only three in my family!"

When Xu Erniu heard the words, he seemed to have suddenly found a flaw, he laughed loudly, and couldn't wait to point it out.

"Don't worry, I haven't finished yet!" Chen Yifan smiled.

"I'm afraid you don't know that your parents value boys over girls. They gave birth to a daughter, not you! You were bought by your parents from another family with extra money."

"No, it's impossible! I don't believe it!" Xu Erniu said angrily.

Chen Yifan curled his lips, believing it or not.

What he said were all important points in Xu Erniu's life, and they were clearly recorded in the book of life and death.

He said he didn't believe it, but Xu Erniu's expression gave him away. Presumably after all these years, he himself should have noticed something.

"There is another secret, do you want to hear it?" Chen Yifan looked at Xu Erniu's flustered expression, asked with a malicious smile.

"What secret?" Xu Erniu hurriedly asked.

Chen Yifan's words were so accurate, even though he said he didn't believe it, he couldn't help but believe it in his heart.

Chen Yifan raised his hand and rubbed his fingers.

Xu Erniu looked at Chen Yifan's thumb and forefinger crossed, and followed in a dumbfounded manner: "Comparison...comparison?"

The corner of Chen Yifan's mouth twitched: "Shorter than you? Money, money! Could it be that you think I will tell your fortune for free?"

Xu Erniu's expression was a little tangled, and he felt a little owed. Based on his previous experience of "bluffing and deceiving", he felt as if he had been cheated.

But what Chen Yifan said is really accurate!
"Weixin pays, is it okay?" Xu Erniu hesitated after a while.

"Okay!" A look of surprise flashed in Chen Yifan's eyes, what the hell, it turns out that bluffing is so easy to cheat money!
"two thousand?"

"That's all I have!" Xu Erniu said, looking eagerly at Chen Yifan.

"Come here with your ear!" It was unexpected, but Chen Yifan didn't hesitate, he put the phone back in his pocket, and waved to Xu Erniu.

Xu Erniu obediently brought his ears closer.

Chen Yifan unconsciously put on a sinister smile, and his thin lips parted slightly: "I am your father!"

Xu Erniu was stunned for a moment, but Chen Yifan ran away, pushing away the crowd and rushing out.

It's just that his one-minute "talking" has already stunned the crowd who eat melons.

Damn! Is there such a god operation?He even made the fortune-telling Taoist speechless.

"That kid is the real master!"

The melon-eating crowd came back to their senses, and sighed as they watched Chen Yifan's quickly disappearing back.

Someone else asked Xu Erniu curiously: "What is the secret he just told you?"

"Let's hear it!"

"That's right, let's hear it!"

Xu Erniu's face turned blue and then pale, and he glanced gloomily at the smiling melon-eating crowd, which was called gnashing of teeth.

But at this moment, seeing Chen Yifan's back that was about to disappear completely, he could no longer catch up.

"Get off!" Xu Erniu drove away the surrounding melon-eating crowd, looked at the place where Chen Yifan disappeared and said angrily, "Boy, don't let me see you again!"

"Xu Banxian, where are you? Hey, I've been looking for you for a long time! Come with me!"

At this moment, a woman in her thirties with good looks, especially a plump figure pushed her way through the crowd and said to Xu Banxian.

"Sister-in-law of the Gu family, what's the matter?" Xu Banxian asked, staring at Gu Qinyi's plump chest.

But in his heart, he had thrown away the anger just now, and sighed, the figure of the sister-in-law of the Gu family is really good!
It is famous in the whole Quanshan Town.

"My kid was caught by an evil spirit, and he had a fever and was talking nonsense for a long time, please go and have a look!" Gu Qinyi said anxiously.

Although Xu Banxian'er is a half-assed person, he has some abilities and is quite famous in the town.

"Okay! Qin Lan and I are brothers. Sister-in-law Gu is invited, so why not go?" Xu Banxian's eyes fell on Gu Qinyi's chest and he never left, smiling.

The melon eaters next to me couldn't help muttering.

"This old pervert!"

"He's not an old pervert, that beard is fake!"

"Sister-in-law Gu, if you invite him, I think it's more reliable to invite that kid just now!"

"That's right, I really didn't expect it! Xu Erniu has such a rich life experience!"

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"What's the matter? What kid? I'm late, what happened just now?" Gu Qinyi asked curiously to the surrounding crowd.

She didn't like Xu Erniu's perverted look at first, if it wasn't for this time, she wouldn't be able to think of other people, and it would be useless to ask a doctor to see the child, and she wouldn't come to Xu Erniu either.

This is a no-way solution, the next best thing to do.

Those melon-eaters were still taking pleasure in what happened just now, and when they heard Gu Qinyi's question, they told what happened just now vividly.

"Shut up!"

"Fake! It's all his nonsense!" Xu Erniu said angrily.

"Really? Then you give them back the money?" The melon-eaters asked back, which immediately left Xu Erniu speechless. Seeing that the melon-eaters were still discussing, he walked away angrily.

(End of this chapter)