I'm not the underworld

Chapter 259
Huang Yan kicked away the pig teammate, got up a little disheveled, and immediately went crazy.

In less than 5 minutes, several pillars were erected in front of this famous ghost house in ten miles and eight towns, with a few delicate beauties hanging on them.

Chen Yifan still didn't know that Huang Yan continued to faithfully implement his ideas, and successfully offended another sect.

At this time, he was sitting in a small broken car that was bouncing and bouncing, heading for the town down the mountain.

The shuttle bus in the small mountain village, no one checks whether it is overloaded, that is, how much can be loaded.

This small mountain village is not as remote as Chen Yifan's original mountain village, and there are still many people.

As a result, a small passenger car, which is not much bigger than a van, is packed to the brim.

Originally, Chen Yifan got on the bus early and was lucky enough to get a seat, but later he gave it up to an old lady based on his principle of being a good boy in the 21st century.

It wasn't until there were more and more people in the car that he regretted it too much. If God gave him another chance, he would definitely say two words, no!
The old men and women who squeezed into the bus later successfully showed him how strong they are. They have long been used to this extremely crowded bus, and even talked and laughed along the way.

It wasn't until Chen Yifan got out of the car in a daze when he arrived in the town that he felt as if he had "come to life". This damn is in the world!
Walking on the streets of the town, Chen Yifan was still a little dazed, when a Taoist priest with a goatee in Tsing Yi and waving his flag across the city saw his eyes light up and came up to meet him.

The Taoist pretended to be unintentional and bumped into Chen Yifan directly.

"Boom!" Chen Yifan, who seemed to be staggering, was fine, but the Taoist priest was hit and fell to the ground with a stunned expression.

Fuck, this kid...

He obviously looked like he would fall if he touched it, but when he bumped into it, it seemed like he hit a wall and knocked himself down directly.

"Are you okay? I'm sorry, I..." Chen Yifan also woke up from his chaotic state because of the collision, and bent down to help the old Taoist priest to explain.

After observing those cultivators who seized treasures these days, Chen Yifan has been able to distinguish the difference between real cultivators and ordinary people to a certain extent. This is a fake Taoist priest.

Uh... Maybe it's not completely fake. Some Taoist priests have only learned the superficial art of looking at each other, and they have no magic power, no doubt like ordinary people.

Chen Yifan opened his mouth and made the Taoist priest come back to his senses.

The Taoist priest in Tsing Yi suddenly entered the state, and suddenly grabbed Chen Yifan's hand in shock, and said with an exaggerated expression: "Young man! You have suffered a bloody disaster recently!"

Chen Yifan was stunned for a moment by his shocking action, but then the corner of his mouth twitched.

Feelings, do you take yourself as a big blame?
"Oh? How do you say it?" Chen Yifan asked after a moment's pause without revealing it immediately.

"Young man, you are covered with dark clouds, and the evil spirit between your brows is condensed, which is a sign of great evil!" The Taoist priest in Tsing Yi frowned, shaking his head and sighing.

"Oh? Then how to resolve it?" Chen Yifan couldn't help laughing.

It's so meow, as the lord of the underworld, isn't he surrounded by evil spirits, can he still be auspicious?
The Taoist priest in Tsing Yi didn't answer, he moved violently, and pointed at the banner he was holding in his left hand.

"The iron mouth is broken, and the bones are tested?"

Chen Yifan took a look and read the words on the flag.

The Taoist priest in Tsing Yi turned his head and turned the banner.

"Exorcise evil spirits and catch ghosts, break evil spirits and change fate!"

"Change your fate? How dare you say it!" Chen Yifan couldn't help laughing again.

In the past, he probably didn't think there was any problem. Taoist priests, isn't that what they do?
But now, having come into contact with the world beyond ordinary people, he realized that such almighty Taoist priests hardly exist.

Taoist priests who are fully cultivated either achieve nothing and can only bluff and deceive, or they are real immortals from other worlds, which are not so easy to come across.

As for changing one's fate, even the real immortals of the other world, few dare to say or do it.

The way of heaven is not benevolent, and treats everything as a straw dog. The way of heaven is fair. Since you have changed your fate, you must pay the same price, and you will have to repay yourself.

No one is willing to change the life of a person who has no relatives and no reason for a little money.

From this sentence, it can be seen that this guy is a bluffing liar.

"It's not me, little brother! You have a calamity in your life, and only I, Xu Banxian, can resolve this calamity!"

"Hey! Hey! Little brother, don't go away! Listen to me, the old man wants to see you close your eyes, and help you avert disaster for free!"

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Chen Yifan didn't want to get entangled with the old Taoist priest, so he turned around and left.

"Hey! Little brother, it's better to believe in something than nothing!"

"The old man does the math...Little brother, there are five members of your family, including parents, grandfather, and younger sister, am I right?" The Taoist in Tsing Yi chased after Chen Yifan and said.

"You have high eyebrows, and you think you come from a wealthy family. Unfortunately, rich people in the world will inevitably find disasters. You need to know that you can avoid disasters if you lose money!"

Chen Yifan stopped: "You said I came from a wealthy family?"

"Is it a wealthy family, not a windfall?"

Although he is earning a little money now, if he comes from a wealthy family, he might not be able to say so.

The Taoist in Tsing Yi made Chen Yifan ask this question, but he was a little dazed, his facial recognition skills were only half-baked, he was a little nervous, and thought: Could it be that he said something wrong?
He raised his head and observed Chen Yifan a few times, and saw that his brows were indeed a sign of wealth and honor, and it was recorded in the book that those who resembled this look were from extraordinary backgrounds.

He seems to have seen the exact same picture in the fragment of the book he treasured, but he can't remember clearly.

But generally speaking, it is rich and honorable!
"Yes... from a wealthy family!" But because Chen Yifan asked such a question, he was still a little uncertain and said hesitantly.

Chen Yifan nodded slightly with distant eyes.

"Young man, I think you are quite spiritual, why don't you follow me to learn Taoism!" Seeing this, the Taoist priest in Tsing Yi turned his eyes and pulled Chen Yifan again.

"Get lost!" Chen Yifan came back to his senses, rolled his eyes, said succinctly, turned and left again.

The Taoist continued to chase after him and shouted: "Your mother's family is not close, there is a lot of estrangement, your father's family is separated..."

Chen Yifan frowned when he heard that, he stopped, turned around and looked at him angrily: "Shut up!"

Seeing that Chen Yifan was angry, the Taoist priest in Tsing Yi smiled instead. Look, I guess... No, it counts, right?
So, according to consistent experience, God is saying: "This is all because you are a disaster from the sky. It hinders the family. If you want to resolve it, you only need to..."

Speaking of this, the Taoist priest in Tsing Yi stopped and looked at Chen Yifan. If it was normal, this guest would not be able to sit still and ask questions.

"It's Xu Banxian, this Banxian is really accurate!"

"What is it? I think it's just a cliché. You see, that kid is going to be fooled."

"I don't think this kid paid any attention to him at all. Why did he just talk? No, I have to go to him and figure it out for me."

The bustling pedestrians on the street paid attention to the big movement of the two of them and discussed.

(End of this chapter)