My master is invincible

Chapter 1281 Talking about the Grave (26)

When I thought of this, I felt a chill all over my body, and I looked at Yan Yu, and found that she had the same unbelievable expression as me.

After more than ten seconds, I came back to my senses and asked Uncle Lin with a trembling voice, "What dish did you order just now, can you tell me again?"

He glanced at me, "You heard me right, fried escargots with dead bodies, heart and lungs fried with liver!"

Hearing this, I couldn't stand it any longer, and threw up wow, I thought I wanted to vomit when I was helping Lin Qiao'er dispose of the corpse, but now hearing what Uncle Lin said, I can't stand it anymore.

Uncle Lin seemed very happy to see me slumped, so he smiled and didn't speak, but Yan Yu kept patting me on the back and brought me a few more glasses of water.

After about a minute, I felt a little better, so I looked at Uncle Lin and said angrily, "Uncle Lin, what you did is not kind!"

He smiled, patted me on the shoulder, sat down across from me again, and said with a smile: "Young man, eating human food is not so delicious, you must maintain a good attitude at all times, otherwise, once you meet When the death of the blessed Lord is terrible, you can't even pass your own test, so what are you going to do to organize the funeral for Fu."

Hearing this, my face darkened. What he said was quite right. If I couldn't pass such a test myself, what would I do to organize a funeral for Fu, so I said to Uncle Lin, "Thank you for reminding me!"

He gave up and said with a smile: "Thank you is not a word, I just hope that when you hold funerals for others in the future, you will pay more attention to it. You need to know that the death of the blessed Lord is an extremely sad thing in itself. If you mess around, it will inevitably make the dead uncomfortable! "

I hummed and said, "What you have taught me is that I will remember it in my heart."

He nodded, kept his eyes on me, and didn't speak.

After a while, he smiled with satisfaction and asked me, "Are you still wondering about the name of the dish just now?"

I nodded.

He said: "There is indeed a name for this dish. The dead body is a dead body, but it is the dead body of an old sow, that is, pork. As for the heart and liver fried heart and lung, it is actually fried pork liver."

I had the urge to go crazy, so I said, "You can't order properly all the time, so you have to talk about fried snails with dead bodies."

His complexion darkened, and he shook his head and sighed: "People, sometimes it's cheap. If you usually talk to you, you might turn your back and forget it. If your body reacts during the chat, then what you said today, It is very likely that you will remember it."

Hearing what he said, I thought about it carefully, and it seemed quite reasonable, so I didn't say anything more. I admired Uncle Lin very much in my heart, and I always felt that he was not an ordinary person.

After about three or four minutes, the boss came over with some fast food.

At this moment, two people walked in the door, they were both acquaintances, one was Lin Zhongtian, the undertaker of the funeral, and the other was Lin Qiaoer.

When I saw the two of them, I originally wanted to ask them to come and eat together, but Uncle Lin waved to them, "This way!"

Lin Zhongtian glanced at us, probably seeing me sitting on the side, he turned and left, but was stopped by Lin Qiaoer, "Brother, where are you going, didn't you see Dad there? "

Upon hearing this, I looked at Uncle Lin in surprise, then at Lin Zhongtian and Lin Qiaoer, are they Uncle Lin's sons and daughters?
That's right, both of them are surnamed Lin, so it's not surprising that they are Uncle Lin's children.

Just as I was dazed for a while, Lin Zhongtian walked over reluctantly and sat down next to Uncle Lin, while Lin Qiaoer sat down on my left.

As soon as I sat down, Lin Qiaoer gave me a sweet smile, "I'll treat you to this meal, you are not allowed to snatch it from me!"

I nodded, but a few fast food shouldn't cost much, and I didn't care. After all, I believe no one would care if this society spends tens of dollars to treat someone to a meal.

What I didn't expect was that as soon as Lin Qiaoer finished speaking, Uncle Lin spoke up. He said, "No, Chen Jiu must invite this meal."

"Why!" Lin Qiaoer was surprised, and said: "Dad, he helped me fix the car accident earlier, I promised him to treat him to dinner."

Uncle Lin frowned, and said softly, "No, this meal must be invited by Chen Jiu."

When I heard this, my heart sank like iron. What the hell is this Uncle Lin doing? Although the meal is only a few dozen yuan, and no one cares about the money, his actions make people have to wonder.

What is his intention?
After thinking for a while, I turned to Lin Qiaoer and said, "Qiaoer, don't argue with me. In the dressing room, I told Uncle Lin that I will treat you to this meal."

After saying this, I looked at Uncle Lin and said with a smile, "Uncle Lin, do you think I'm right?"

He nodded and didn't speak. Lin Qiaoer saw that Uncle Lin didn't speak, and she didn't speak, but she gave me a hand, meaning that she must make up for the meal tomorrow.

Regarding this, I smiled and glanced at the family of three in front of me. I didn't know what was going on. I vaguely felt that this meal was a bit unusual, especially the way Uncle Lin looked at me, which was particularly wrong. Someone said Lin Zhongtian looked at me with disgust.

As for Lin Qiaoer, she lined her chin, blinked and stared at me, not knowing what she was thinking.

Soon, several of us began to eat.

This meal was eaten quietly, following the rule of not talking when eating or sleeping.

After the meal, Uncle Lin asked the boss for a box of toothpicks and handed me one. While picking his teeth, he said, "Chen Jiu, thank you for your meal."

I took the toothpick and said a few words of humility, basically telling him that as long as he wants, he can treat the old man to eat every day.

Uncle Lin smiled, said hello to me, and looked at his pair of children.

Frankly speaking, if I hadn't seen it with my own eyes, I really couldn't believe that a person could change his face so quickly.

The reason is that when Uncle Lin looked at his pair of children, his face sank suddenly, his whole face was tense, and he said in a deep voice: "You two are not up to date, and you will learn from Chen Jiu more in the future. Look at him , Looking at you again, many times, I was thinking, what kind of evil did I do in the first place, that I would give birth to something that you two can't live up to."

"Dad, brother and I are studying hard, and sooner or later we will catch up with brother Chen Jiu!" Lin Qiaoer said beside him.

"Cut!" Lin Zhongtian was full of disdain for me, and snorted coldly beside me.

Seeing this, I was very embarrassed and didn't dare to speak, I was afraid that Lin Zhongtian would be in bad luck if I spoke.

As for why he was unlucky, the reason is very simple. Uncle Lin is not used to seeing Lin Zhongtian. Once I speak up, it will undoubtedly add fuel to Uncle Lin's fire. The unlucky one can only be Lin Zhongtian.

Afterwards, the few of us chattered a few words casually, and it was basically Uncle Lin who was teaching his children a lesson.

It was about 9:[-] in the evening. A group of us walked out of the stall. Lin Zhongtian told Lin Qiaoer that we were going home, and Uncle Lin led us back to the Happy Hotel, saying that it was about the deceased, and it was time to tell me. up.

When we returned to the dressing room of the big hotel, it was exactly ten o'clock. Before I could sit down, Uncle Lin walked up to me and said in a deep voice, "Chen Jiu, come with me."

I was taken aback, looked at him suspiciously, and said, "What's wrong?"

He pouted his mouth, meaning that Yan Yu was nearby, he couldn't speak, and asked me to go with him.

Frankly speaking, I don't want to leave, mainly because I'm afraid that Yan Yu will be alone here. Besides, Yan Yu is not an outsider, so I said: "Uncle Lin, do you have something to say? It's okay, Yu'er is not an outsider, but It's okay to say."

Uncle Lin was startled for a while, and didn't speak. He stared at Yan Yu for a while, and then slowly said: "It's like this. The reason why I asked Chen Jiu to invite you to dinner just now is that I have something to tell you, and The person in charge of the big hotel has already greeted me, let me not tell you, so you understand."

I was a little confused, and quickly asked: "What's the matter?"

(End of this chapter)