My master is invincible

Chapter 1280 Talking about the Grave (25)

Uncle Lin smiled, patted me on the shoulder again, and asked, "Aren't you a professional? Don't you know about this?"

I was taken aback, I really didn't know, so I shook my head and said, "The person who led me into the industry only told me some customs, and he didn't have time to talk about many details."

"That's right!" He sighed.

Seeing this, I immediately asked the question just now, and asked him which three sentences he could not say.

He smiled, took a look at me, and said in a low voice: "These three sentences are quite common, and many people will say them accidentally, which will lead to unnecessary disasters!"

I was full of curiosity, and asked again: "What three sentences?"

He glared at me and made a look at the door, which meant to let me go to the door.

I hummed, got up and walked towards the door, and Uncle Lin followed.

After going out the door, Uncle Lin stood beside me, took out his cigarette, took a breath, and said in a low voice: "The first sentence, you can't mention the word "death" in front of the blessed Lord, it will annoy the soul of the deceased, and even appear Zhongsha and other situations."

As soon as I heard that, I stared at him in disbelief. As far as the funerals I have done, many funerals have said the word "death" in front of the deceased, I said, "Once I say it, will it affect the progress of the funeral?"

He nodded, "When a person just died, he didn't know he was dead, and his whole soul was in a very strange state. Once the word "dead" was used to stimulate the soul of the deceased, the soul of the deceased would rush around. Whether the horoscope of the living person's birthday coincides with that of the dead will cause evil!"

I thought about it, and it seems that this is the case. I remember that when I was in Walking Horse Village, Pharaoh had an inexplicable stroke. I wondered what was going on at that time. Now, after hearing what Uncle Lin said, I vaguely understand.

No wonder Uncle Lin slapped me just now, because I mentioned four shrouds, and four is the same as death.

At that moment, my dissatisfaction with Uncle Lin disappeared immediately, and I was even grateful to him. I quickly took out a cigarette, lit it for his old family, and apologized to him again.

Uncle Lin smiled, "Knowing your mistakes can make you better. Comparing you with my unsuitable children, you are much better than them. Even if they know they are wrong, they will not admit it."

After speaking, he took a breath and stopped talking.

I was a little anxious, and immediately asked him: "What's the second sentence?"

"The second sentence, you can't mention movable type in front of the blessed master, especially live chickens and ducks. Once you mention it, the master's family will be in trouble. Raise pigs and dead pigs, raise chickens and dead chickens, and raise dead chickens. A big buffalo will get mad cow disease!" He said slowly.

I'm a little confused, what kind of reason is this?
You must know that in general funerals, the host usually asks us the Eight Immortals whether they used live chickens or ducks or died, and they didn't see anything wrong.

I expressed this doubt to him.

He smiled, "Think about it carefully, are these really said in front of the dead?"

I thought about it carefully, and it seems that it is not the case. Usually, when we are at the master's house, the master will ask such questions, but when we are beside the coffin, such questions are rarely asked.

So, I hummed, and wrote down this sentence, people, live to be old, learn to be old, probably this is the case.

Afterwards, we talked for a while, and when the third sentence was mentioned, I asked Uncle Lin what it was.

He looked at me mysteriously and greeted me, "From now on, in front of the dead, try to suppress the remaining gas in the abdomen, and never release the remaining gas in the abdomen in front of the dead."

I was stunned, look at this is a civilized person, I was stunned to talk about farting so profoundly.

At that moment, I thanked him and gave him another cigarette. It was about 7:[-] in the evening. Uncle Lin entered the dressing room, and I followed him.

Originally, I wanted to ask him about the makeup of the deceased. How could he know? As soon as Uncle Lin entered the dressing room, he said to Yan Yu, "Miss Yan, it's almost eight o'clock. In order to be busy with your father's Things, we people still have an empty stomach, as the master, please show it!"

Upon hearing this, Yan Yu obviously didn't react, not to mention her, even I didn't react, this Uncle Lin has always given people a sense of righteousness, and suddenly asked Yan Yu for food, This doesn't seem to suit his personality!
Seeing that Yan Yu didn't speak, Uncle Lin said, "Why? Don't you want to?"

Without waiting for Yan Yu to speak, I hurried over, "What are you talking about, why don't you want to, we have been planning to mess with the blessing of the Lord, please keep rubbing it well, I'm afraid you No time."

He glanced at me and said with a smile: "You are the one who is poor-mouthed, but it has been agreed in advance that this time you are not invited to dinner, I am not alone, there are two other people."

I nodded, "Let's not talk about two people, we have to invite even 20 people!"

After saying this, I immediately winked at Yan Yu, she came to understand, and quickly wrote: "I and Chen Jiu have the same meaning, as long as you are always willing, it is fine to invite you every day."

Uncle Lin smiled, found a white cloth to cover the body of the deceased, washed his hands with disinfectant, and finally led us outside.

When I walked out of the Happiness Hotel, I was very puzzled. Uncle Lin said just now that there were two more people, why did he go out and didn't see the other two, so he asked Uncle Lin, "There are two more?"

He smiled, "Those two are juniors, let's go first, leave them alone!"

Well, after he said that, what else can I say, so I followed him to a stall not far away.

Without waiting for him to enter the stall, I quickly pulled him, "Uncle Lin, since we are the ones who invite you to dinner, it's a little unreasonable to eat at the stall, right?"

He glared at me, "Boy, don't pay attention to where you eat, a hotel that can fill your stomach is a good hotel."

I groaned, and stared at Uncle Lin for a long time, until he walked into the stall, then I came back to my senses, and immediately leaned over.

As soon as we entered the stall, the boss greeted us. First we sat on the left side, then took out a rag and wiped the table, and asked Uncle Lin, "Old Lin, what do you want to eat today, I will make it for you personally!"

"Old Wu, there's no need to be so polite. I'm still the same as before. As for these two, I'll give them fried snails with dead bodies. By the way, two more people will come over later, and I'll get them fried heart and lungs. Remember Hold on, make it more spicy." Uncle Lin seemed to know the boss quite well.

At that time, I was not in the mood to care whether Uncle Lin was familiar with the boss. My curiosity was all attracted by the name of the dish, fried snails with dead corpses?Stir-fried heart and lungs?Is this the name of the dish?Could it be that he entered a human flesh stall?
(End of this chapter)