My master is invincible

Chapter 1275 Talking about the Grave (20)

After the lady of etiquette retreated, I asked Yan Yu, "Yu'er, if there is a way not to burn the body, let's try to keep the body of the deceased and send it back to his hometown for burial?"

She nodded and wrote: "It's best not to burn it. When my father was alive, he was always talking about burial. Now it's best to keep his body. If you can't keep it, you can only let him do it." .”

I hummed and looked towards the door. If I guessed correctly, the Miss Manners should have gone to ask her superiors for instructions.

We waited in the room for about three or four minutes, when the door was pushed open, and this time a fat man in his thirties came in, with a big head, a big face, and a big belly.

When he saw us, the man smiled, stretched out his hand and shook me, and said with a smile: "Sir, I am the manager of this big hotel, just now I heard from etiquette that you two have some special requirements for the deceased's well-being? "

I hummed without hiding anything, and said, "We want to bring the body of the deceased back to Meizhou."

"Meizhou?" The manager was taken aback, "Meizhou is not too far from here, and it's not impossible to take the body back intact, but the cost is probably..."

Speaking of this, he deliberately slowed down. I knew he was asking for money, so I said, "How much?"

He thought for a while, and didn't directly talk about money, but said: "Little brother, Hong Kong expressly prohibits this Lafu from leaving the country. Once the policeman is caught, he will have to stay in prison for at least half a year, and he will have to pay a fine. It will affect your reputation, and you will have trouble doing things in the future."

I understood what he meant, he wanted to sit on the ground and raise the price, so he said: "They are all like-minded people, so don't be foolish, just tell me how much you want!"

"One hundred thousand!" He stretched out a finger directly, "The one hundred thousand is for me personally, and I will send your body to Meizhou."

I was taken aback, squinted and glanced at him, private to him?If he guessed correctly, he was taking private work, so he said, "One hundred thousand is a bit expensive! It's just a corpse. If it's on our side, it's 1000 yuan and it will be done."

He smiled wryly, "Little brother, you don't understand the way to do this. It seems that the 10 yuan was given to me alone. In fact, I need to divide the 10 yuan. I don't have much left. Think about it." First of all, you have to hide it from the leaders of the crematorium, right? In fact, you have to give red envelopes to the brothers who burn the stove, and you have to ask the driver to deliver them to you. The most important point is that the border area is difficult for ordinary people to pass. , I have to find an acquaintance, which is another expense."

The more the manager talked, the more excited he became. The price was about to increase. I quickly glanced at Yan Yu and saw Yan Yu nodding.

"Little brother is really a straightforward person. Don't worry, I guarantee that this matter will be handled properly for you. By the way, I forgot to tell you that when you are in the funeral home, you must maintain the original appearance and not let the leaders see anything. Otherwise, I will Not to mention that the manager takes care of everything, even the well-being of the deceased will be taken care of."

When he said this, the manager kept smiling.

How can I not understand what he means, he is implying that we should not talk nonsense, otherwise, he has a way to deal with the remains of the deceased.

Regarding this, I ignored it directly and said, "Don't worry, we are definitely not talkative people."

"That's great!" The manager nodded and asked again: "Are you cash or credit card?"

I was taken aback, "Give me the money now? Didn't you pay after you took the corpse to Meizhou?"

"My little brother, what we eat is the meal of the dead. How can it be like a living business? Therefore, we must pay a general deposit in advance, and when the corpse is shipped out of the funeral home, we will give the remaining two-thirds. Pull it to the Meizhou area, and then pay all the remaining money, this is the rule of our business."

The manager patted me on the shoulder, handed me another cigarette, and continued: "Little brother, don't worry, we are professionals in this kind of thing, and we will never cheat anyone. Just keep your heart in your stomach, Just wait for our good news."

As soon as these words came out, Yan Yu immediately took out her bank card and handed it to the manager.

The manager looked happy and reached out to pick up the card. I grabbed the manager's arm and said coldly: "Manager, this procedure seems to be a bit wrong!"

"Ouch, it hurts!" The manager groaned in pain, "Little brother, take it easy!"

I let go of his arm and took the bank card from his hand, "If you take the money and don't do anything, who do we go to complain about?"

"Look at what you said, I, the manager of this hotel, don't even want my job because of your 5 yuan?" The manager smiled, took out the card and handed it to me.

I took the card and looked at it. The lobby manager of the Happiness Hotel is Ma Fugui.

I frowned, and I didn't know why. I always felt that there was something wrong with this person, and I just couldn't tell what was wrong.

At the moment, I thought about it and said, "Manager Ma, do you have any particular concerns about crying spirits?"

"Crying spirit!" He was stunned for a moment, paused, and said slowly, "That's right, our crying spirit here invites professionals to come and cry."

"What's the price?" I asked again.

"The price, about a thousand a day!" Na hesitated.

When I heard this, my expression turned cold. If I guessed correctly, the so-called Ma Fugui is a liar, he came to this room to cheat money, and the hostess lady before was probably his companion.

However, as long as we make a scene, the master of ceremonies will immediately say that he does not know Ma Fugui, and Ma Fugui will say that we are going to drag the corpse out.

In this way, we can only suffer from being dumb, and dare not make a fuss about it at all, and Miss Manners and Ma Fugui are precisely aware of the mentality of the family members, so they dare to cheat blatantly.

Thinking of this, I gave Yan Yu a wink, which meant to tell her to turn around.

That Yan Yu didn't understand what I meant, and looked at me suspiciously.

I smiled and said, "Yu'er, turn around first, and I'll call you after a while."

She nodded, turned her head and looked towards the door.

As soon as I saw her turn her head away, I clenched my fist without saying a word, and punched that horse Fugui's temple, Ma De, actually lied to me.

That Ma Fugui didn't seem to expect that I would hit him, so he covered his temples and said, "Little brother, what are you doing, if this happens again, I will report it to the police."

"Casual!"

I kicked him hard in the abdomen a few times. I would never be stingy with this kind of liar. Ma De, the family members are already sad enough because of the deceased. If they are cheated by this stupid coin again Tens of thousands of dollars, wouldn't that make things worse.

For this kind of person, I can only say, it should be hit.

Then Ma Fugui must have seen something, covered his stomach with one hand, and covered his temple with the other, and said in a deep voice: "Business is not possible because of love, little brother, if you do this, you will only hurt both sides!"

I sneered, "If you tell others what you say, it may scare them. If you tell me, I'm afraid you're talking to the wrong person."

After finishing speaking, I kicked him hard on the back a few times, not to mention, being fat is also good, no, I just kicked this guy a few times, and I felt a little pain in his toes, mainly because this guy is too thick up.

After hearing what I said, Ma Fugui didn't say a word, and got up and was about to leave.

How could I let him go, I grabbed his hair, raised my hand and slapped him twice, and said with a sneer, "Want to leave?"

However, what I didn't expect was that the guy actually took out his mobile phone and threatened to call the police.

I'm so fucking drunk, what kind of society is this, the liar actually offered to call the police, but he didn't stop him, so he let the guy report three nines, while I sat by the side and smoked.

After the guy reported to the police, he stared at me arrogantly, "You are finished, beating people, stealing corpses, two crimes, and you will be punished for at least three years."

(End of this chapter)