My master is invincible

Chapter 1274 Talking about the Grave (19)

When Uncle Lin heard my question, he raised his eyes and glanced at me, and said in a deep voice, "Little brother, I think you should be an insider, right?"

I hummed and didn't deny it. After all, we, the Eight Immortals and the funeral home are considered to be traveling together.

Uncle Lin was taken aback, and said, "Since you are an insider, haven't you seen the body of the deceased?"

Now, I am even more confused. I have not only seen the corpse, but also chatted and smoked with the corpse, so I said, "I have seen it!"

He sneered, and his complexion sank, "Since you have seen Futi, but you don't know how long it has been since Futi passed away, you must be like those fortune tellers on the street."

I understand what he means, it means that I am just like the magic stick on the street, cheated and abducted.

Ma De, if I want to talk about other things, I might not refuse, but for this matter, I have to chat with him, and immediately said: "I am not talented, and the owner of the Eight Immortals Palace is also a professional undertaker of funerals and carrying coffins." .”

As soon as the words finished, Uncle Lin stared at me for a long time, then shook his head in disappointment, "I thought there would be a lot of people in mainland China, but I didn't expect it!"

After speaking, he sighed heavily, walked over to the hearse, and stopped talking.

I was a little anxious, and I was about to catch up, but Yan Yu pulled me and wrote: "Stop making trouble, and go to the funeral home with the hearse first!"

I'm a little confused, what's Yan Yu's reaction?Just now Uncle Lin said that her father had died for more than a month, and she heard it too, why didn't she respond at all, instead she tried to persuade me?

This is so abnormal!
Full of doubts, I got into Yan Yu's car. Before leaving, Yan Jin stood by the window and called me, "Chen Jiu, wait a minute."

"What's the matter?" I rolled down the window glass and asked.

"When you arrive at the funeral home, you must remember one sentence, no matter what the funeral home says, you must agree to it." Na Yan Jin stared at me and said.

"Why?" I asked hurriedly.

She glanced at me, "I can't tell you that much for now, I can only tell you that you must agree to any request from them."

As she said that, she looked at Yan Yu, "Yan Yu, you should understand what I mean?"

Na Yan Yu nodded.

Na Yan Jin said again: "Remember what I just said."

After saying this, Yan Jin waved to us, indicating that we can leave. I originally wanted to ask her if she would go, but after seeing the house behind me, I immediately understood that her mother's body was inside.

Soon, Na Yan Yu started the car and followed the funeral home's hearse.

Speeding all the way.

About half an hour later, the car drove into a quiet road, with poplar trees on both sides of the road. Compared with the city, this place seemed a little quieter, and there were very few pedestrians on the road.

Looking at the road conditions, I frowned and asked, "Yu'er, is this funeral parlor open in the suburbs?"

She nodded as she drove.

I asked again, "How long will it take?"

She thought for a while and gestured three fingers towards me.

When I saw it, I hurriedly said, "It's still three hours?"

She gave me a blank look, and raised her hand to point to the front. I followed her finger and found a red house not far away. On the top floor of the house was a signboard, 'Happiness Hotel'. There are colorful neon lights.

I came back to my senses and fiddled for a long time, she was telling me that I was coming soon.

At the moment, I didn't ask any more questions, so I took out my cigarette and started smoking.

Before I finished smoking a cigarette, the car slowly approached the red house. To my dismay, the hearse was on a different road from ours. We were walking forward, while the hearse detoured towards the back of the house. , I quickly asked, "Where are they going?"

Na Yan Yu parked the car, took out a note and wrote: "They drove the car to the exclusive parking space, where there are professionals to receive the blessing master, and there are also professional makeup artists to make up the blessing master over there."

I groaned, but didn't ask any further questions, and followed Yan Yu into the crematorium.

As soon as I entered the door, I was immediately stunned, Ma De, what kind of crematorium is this? It is a hotel where living people live.

As soon as we saw us, a 25-year-old lady of etiquette greeted me, "Good afternoon, both of you, I wonder if you two are the family members of Mr. Yan?"

That Yan Yu nodded, and I said beside me: "We are."

The hostess smiled slightly, and continued: "Our logistics department is busy with Master Yan's banquet, and I invite you to rest in the living room."

As she said that, she sent us a card and led us into a room. The house was not big, about ten square meters, and it was quite well equipped, including TV, computer, and telephone.

After we sat down, the hostess lady opened the cabinet at the door, took out two documents from it, sent one to me and Yan Yu, and said with a smile: "You two, this is the price of our Happy Hotel Watch, please check it carefully, after you have read it properly, press the red button on the wall, and I will be there soon."

As soon as she finished speaking, Yan Yu took out a note and wrote, "No need, everything will be done according to your highest standards."

When the hostess saw this word, she smiled even brighter, "The funeral with the highest standard here costs 88 yuan, which includes makeup, crying, funeral, etc. By the way, When burning corpses, according to individual requirements, burn half-ripe or seven-ripe."

I was taken aback, half cooked?Seven mature?Made, grilled steak!He glared at the hostess lady, and before she could speak, she heard the hostess say: "Sir, it's like this, there are also specialties about burning corpses, and generally burning corpses is very mature, that is, burning all the flesh and bones." If it is half-baked, only the flesh of the corpse will be burned, leaving only the bones, and if it is [-]%, only some relatively hard bones will be left."

Hearing this, I frowned. I have always heard that funeral homes have gray income. I have been working on it for a long time. Their gray income refers to this kind of burning corpses. That’s right. To what extent, it is the people of the funeral home who have the final say.

So, I immediately asked the hostess, "What if we don't want the body to be burned?"

She was taken aback, and smiled awkwardly, "Sir, don't be joking. According to the law, all corpses here are cremated. If we don't burn them, we have to bear legal responsibility. I can't decide this matter. I'm really sorry."

After saying this, the hostess retreated, leaving me and Yan Yu in the room looking at each other.

(End of this chapter)