My master is invincible

Chapter 1267 Talking about the Grave (12)

As soon as the words fell, the woman ran away completely, pointing at Yan Jin and yelling, "Yan Jin, did you drink that bastard's ecstasy soup? You listen to whatever he says, and now you don't even recognize your own mother. If you know him He has been around longer, do you still want to learn how Lu Shilang killed his mother?"

I said badly to myself, Yan Jin would definitely be softer when it comes to this, how could she know, she directly pulled out the watermelon knife and put it on her neck, the woman turned around and walked towards the door without saying a word.

When she got to the door, the woman found a grand master's chair somewhere and put it at the door, crossed her legs, and held a lady's cigarette in her hand.

I shook my head, this woman looks like a nouveau riche mentality, and it is rare to pay attention to her, she can sit wherever she likes, besides, the door of the dead is not so easy to sit.

If it is an ordinary person, I will definitely remind the other party, is that woman?Not only will I not remind her, but I even hope that she can sit there with a glass of water.

Taking a step back, even if I remind her not to sit at the door, she will definitely not believe it, and even suspect that I have bad intentions.

Why would I bother to be bored!
I have been working as a coffin bearer for so long, and I used to suffer a lot because of my cowardice. Now, I will never let myself suffer. As for those who offend me, as long as they have not offended the deceased, I will never speak out to stop them , let them fend for themselves, just like a popular saying on the Internet, if you don't do it, you won't die.

So, I just ignored that woman and focused on this so-called farewell ceremony for the first relatives.

According to what Yan Jin told me earlier, in this ceremony, a basin of clean water should be brought to clean the ears and the corners of the eyes of the deceased, and then two pieces of red paper should be pasted on the eyelids of the deceased, and two balls of red paper should be stuffed into the ears. Its implication is that the dead will hear what they shouldn't hear and see what they shouldn't see.

In fact, this is the so-called practice of stealing the ears and stealing the bell. The reason is that the property of the deceased will be distributed in front of the deceased later, lest the deceased see his descendants blush over the property.

And the paper skin and paper ball have become a fig leaf for future generations.

After I prepared clean water, I wiped the ears and eyelids of the deceased, and stuffed paper balls and paper skins in those two places respectively.

After all this is done, the clear water cannot be poured, why?

Because this clear water is the holy water for wiping the corpses of the ancestors, and it should be placed on the bed of the deceased for seven days. One way of saying it is that water changes the soul and almost stops.

According to the custom here, I put the basin of clear water on the bed of the deceased, and put three eggs in it. These three eggs, in this ceremony, the three eggs represent the souls of heaven, earth and man of the deceased. .

After putting the three eggs into the clear water, I found a piece of red cloth to cover it. This red cloth acts as a lock for the soul, which means that the three souls of the deceased, heaven, earth and man, are placed in the clear water basin, and only wait for On the first seven days, the seven souls of the deceased returned, thus bringing the deceased back to life.

Of course, this is a beautiful wish, and it’s just a wish. As for whether future generations really want their ancestors to come back to life, I guess some filial sons really do. Money, maybe I really want the ancestors to be able to bring the dead back to life, but I'm afraid I need to add quotation marks for this word.

After finishing this, I stretched out my right hand and circled three times to the left above the red cloth, then circled three times to the right, and finally tapped the center of the red cloth with my index finger. The original meaning of Zhongyuan Dianhong is to wish the deceased a prosperous life in the next life.

In Hong Kong, it is called o'clock, and there is a saying that it is the end of the day. Its meaning is similar to ours, and it means blessing the dead.

I am busy working on Qingshui here. Among the kneeling relatives on the ground, I found a particularly strange phenomenon. Except for Yan Yu and Yan Jin who were sobbing softly, the rest of the relatives were actually communicating in secret. Listening carefully, They seem to be discussing the stock market, saying that a certain stock is going to rise recently, and they should cover their positions in large quantities. Don't miss this opportunity to make money.

Hearing this, my face darkened immediately, and I didn't care that the deceased was at the bedside. I said in a deep voice, "Everyone, if you are busy making money, you still have to go to the stock exchange. This is a funeral."

"Stupid coin, it's all online stock trading now!" I don't know who replied.

I was really angry, so I said: "It's bad luck to discuss the stock market in front of the dead. Or, why don't you go home and speculate in stocks?"

As soon as these words came out, those people stopped talking, but they looked at me with some strange expressions, which is also expected. This is how we do it. Once we speak for the dead, we will inevitably offend the living.

Many times, I was thinking, a funeral can only last for seven days, even if it is longer, it will be about fifteen days, some descendants want to make money so much, why come back to attend the funeral?It's not better to simply pretend that you don't know, why bother to embarrass yourself.

Now that I'm back, why can't I sincerely participate in a funeral? Is time really so precious?Don't have time for the funeral of a loved one so precious?

Pulling away, get back to business.

Seeing that those people stopped talking, my expression softened a little. I first shook the clothes on my body, then checked if there was any dirt on my body, and finally made three bows to the deceased, and shouted in a loud voice: "The world is boundless and the moon is boundless!" With sorrow, the grass is fragrant and the frost is urging, and the sky is lamenting, the Yan family is unfortunately separated from the father, and the children shed tears of longing for their loved ones, longing for the return of the loving father."

Just as I was about to read this far, suddenly, the woman at the door screamed, and the whole person slammed into the door frame on the left.

Seeing this situation, I secretly rejoiced, Ma De, do you think the door of the dead is so easy to sit in?You should know that when the general funeral begins, a passage should be left between the body of the deceased and the door, the purpose of which is to let the soul of the deceased go out of the room.

And the woman sitting at the door undoubtedly blocked the way of the deceased. The deceased would definitely not be polite to this kind of person. It is not trivial for some strange things to happen. Some people with relatively low luck may even be directly hit by evil spirits.

I glanced at the woman, pretending not to see it, and was about to read on, suddenly, the woman screamed again, this time, she slammed into the right door frame from the left, and during the whole process, it seemed that someone was holding her Like banging on the door.

It made me frown, which is not a good sign.

Of course, I'm not worried about that woman, but that there might be something wrong with the deceased.

At that moment, I looked down at the dead man, my face changed drastically, and a cold air rushed from the soles of my feet to my forehead.

God, how could this happen.

I screamed inwardly!
(End of this chapter)