Doctor of Healing

Ugh.

Ji Xiang scratched his head.

He heard this sentence from the teachers, but he didn't feel anything at the time.

However, listening to this sentence from another angle, the feeling is completely different.

The nurse put a thick absorbent paper on the examination bed, and the doctor was making preparations with a smile on his face, while chatting with the nurse.

"Xiao Li, don't be angry. The patient who scolded me just now after being stabbed in pain is my fault."

"Hey." The nurse went about her work and completely ignored him.

"How about I teach you how to bark like a dog."

"Learn to bark like a dog? Do you know how?" The nurse was also busy, and replied casually.

"Learn to bark like a dog? Do you know how?"

How else could it be?Tell the nurse to go out and quarrel with someone?

"Aren't you barking like a dog?"

Ji Xiang thought to himself, trying to divert his attention.

"Take it off, what do you guys care about?" The gastroenteroscopist put on sterile gloves and "helped" Jixiang take off the patient skirt.

"It hurts so much, young man, you are very sensitive." The gastroenteroscopist said, "Come on, let me change your position."

"The panties took off by themselves and fell below the knee."

"Be patient, the angle of your colon and spleen is too big." The gastroenteroscopic doctor and Ji Xiang said, "I'll try again. If it works, I don't need anesthesia. If it doesn't work, you still have to do it." anaesthetization."

Ji Xiang nodded. When he mentioned anesthesia, he thought of countless jokes.

He asked Ji Xiang to lie flat, with his left leg crossed over his right leg.

Even if it is only symbolic, it is a great comfort to the patient's heart.

Even if I saw more, it was from the perspective of a doctor, which was completely different from the situation in front of me.

"Pain~pain~~pain~~~"

"Then let me do a magic trick for you." The doctor who performed the gastroenteroscopy said with a smile, "After the transformation is done, you will forget that you are a husky."

Every time the black glowing pipe touched the intestinal wall, the pain was very clear, as if the intestinal tract would burst in the next second.

"Hey, don't worry, I don't know how to do this kind of thing. The examination is smooth, so don't worry." The gastroenterologist said.

After the colonoscopy went in, Jixiang felt his intestines bulging up section by section as the doctor kept stepping on his breath.

Ji Xiang repeatedly cried out in pain.

"It's too much." The nurse said contemptuously.

He wanted to stop empathizing, but the system NPC didn't seem to hear Ji Xiang's cry, and it was the gastroenterologist who stopped.

Ji Xiang cried out in pain.

Ji Xiang lay on his side, feeling the doctor skillfully manipulating the colonoscope to move around in his intestines, and the air pump seemed to pump air into the intestines endlessly.

"The bowel cleansing is really clean, not bad." The gastrointestinal endoscopy doctor praised, "Young man, your intestines look great, no ulcers and no polyps. You can look up at the small TV on the left front, and you can see it yourself. "

"I'm not a husky!"

The sense of shame that I can't resist when I take off my pants for the knife and I for the fish comes to my mind.Jixiang tried his best to bring himself into the perspective of a doctor, but he was wearing the skirt, and he was the one who wanted to take off the skirt...

no!You must master the technology of gastrointestinal endoscopy, and when you need to do an examination one day, you can do it for yourself!Must not let others operate.

"roll!"

As soon as he thought of this, Ji Xiang vaguely heard a sound of "噗嗤", the chrysanthemums cooled down, and a strange feeling came from his lower body.

Although he understood, Jixiang's lower body was chilly when he was lying on the consultation bed, and the breeze was blowing coldly. He didn't have the heart to pay attention to the psychological activities of the gastroenteroscopist doctor.

"Look, forget it."

The gastroenteroscopy doctor and Ji Xiang were chatting one after another.

For a moment, Ji Xiang even forgot about the fart that he was not trusted. He really wanted to burst out, and collapsed the doctor who had been cheering him up all over his body and face.

As the pipe slammed out, the untrusted fart reappeared.

"It's over." The colonoscopist patted the bed, "Lie down and take off your skirt."

Ji Xiang sighed.

Another try.

Telling two small jokes to make the nurse who is supporting the stage feel better, this is the only thing a doctor can do.

It's no wonder that the endoscopist in Shanghai wants to do it himself. Although the posture is a bit weird, there is no such embarrassment.

Throwing away the last fig leaf, Ji Xiang sighed deeply in his heart.

"Stop!" Ji Xiang shouted.

"Ow~~~"

The jokes between them are not fun at all, and Ji Xiang doesn't like this kind of jokes.

That doesn't exist.

Suddenly, a tingling pain came, and Ji Xiang felt that the existence on the alien plane seemed to break free from the seal again and was about to break out.

Immediately, Jixiang felt what the doctor was applying to himself behind him, it should be a lubricant, so that the colonoscopy can go smoothly...

In the future, if I perform a colonoscopy on a patient myself, I must cover the patient with something at this time.

But even though he changed his posture and the pain was a little less, Ji Xiang still felt the pain as hell.

Ji Xiang probably understood what he meant, and was scolded by the patient for no reason. If he didn't swear, he would be very aggrieved.

But the main thing is to lie down on the operating table. Although he has experienced a lot, Ji Xiang still cannot accept it.

He lay awkwardly on the examination bed, and hugged his skirt up.

He could clearly feel the black glowing tube in the gastroenterologist's hand constantly poking at the upper left abdomen.

"At least half of the people can use this position, try again." The gastroenterologist said, "Take it easy, don't be nervous, I will be very careful."

He has been as gentle as possible, and Ji Xiang can feel it, but when the tube reaches the upper left abdomen, there are still colic pains that make Ji Xiang see stars.

The pain of colonoscopy was good for Jixiang, but it was the first time he experienced the bad experience of untrusted farts lingering around him and lingering.

Of course Ji Xiang knew, but he didn't have such a big heart.

Although Ji Xiang also understands that not all patients can experience such delicate and sensitive feelings, and the empathy system will make him experience a special feeling, but he still doesn't want to watch it.

Seeing no way, the gastroenteroscopist sighed and withdrew the shiny black tube.

But if you can't scold the patient, then scold yourself, what choice do you have.

The doctor of gastroenteroscopy seems to be waiting for this word.

"Doctor, don't pierce my intestines." Ji Xiang whispered his worries.

"For the time being, there is nothing wrong with it. It's pretty good, not even hemorrhoids."

Whether it was the bowel cleansing last night or the colonoscopy, the continuous gas... This experience was so bad that Ji Xiang could only hold it back.

"Go to the bathroom next door to exhaust the air, and then come back. The family members come, sign up for a painless colonoscopy." The gastroenteroscopy doctor ordered as usual.

Ji Xiang responded indiscriminately and went to the bathroom next door.

There seemed to be a small electric motor installed in his lower body, and his untrusted fart roared and roared in the narrow partition.

fall!
Ji Xiang was very helpless.