Doctor of Healing

Chapter 570 No fart deserves to be trusted

three days ago.

Ji Xiang listened to Director Zou explaining the use of various gastrointestinal endoscopes, and suddenly came to the operating room of the system.

"Teacher." Ji Xiang bowed and saluted.

The system NPC looked at Ji Xiang with a smile, "What's wrong?"

"I heard from Mr. Zou that patients feel very uncomfortable during ordinary gastrointestinal endoscopy."

"That's true." The system NPC said, "Especially the location of the colon and spleen. Some patients couldn't get through the colonoscopy because of the severe pain. That's why they had the painless colonoscopy later."

The system NPC looked at Ji Xiang and smiled slightly, "Want to try?"

"emmmm..."

Ji Xiang didn't agree directly, he hesitated for a while.

Drink it, drink it, and feel the bowel cleansing after drinking it, Ji Xiang weighed the medicine twice, thinking in his heart.

But Shu Shuang is Shu Shuang, Ji Xiang found a problem - he couldn't stand up at all.

This is more tiring than running half a marathon, Ji Xiang thought to himself.

The moment he sat on the toilet, Ji Xiang finally calmed down.

With the movement of the body, the gastrointestinal tract in the abdominal cavity wriggled more happily.

Fortunately, at home, there is no need to wait for a pit.

After about an hour and a half, the untrusted fart finally went away.

After a brief recollection, it turned out that I had been feeling uncomfortable in my stomach and intestines, and I was worried about having a tumor, so I wanted to have a gastroenteroscopy.

He had prepared water in the bathroom in advance, which came in handy at this time.

The medicine should be polyethylene glycol electrolyte powder compound sodium hydrogen phosphate.

At this moment, Jixiang even felt that the strength of his anal sphincter could no longer restrain the existence in his body that had traveled from another plane.

Really meow!

The whole process is said to be uncomfortable, but it is actually not uncomfortable. It must not be compared with urinary stones and car accident fractures being thrown to the scene of a car accident.

If it was in the hospital, Ji Xiang didn't know if he could hold back.

Every drop you drink becomes part of the untrusted fart.

This medicine contains prepared electrolytes, which can effectively prevent the electrolyte exchange of human intestinal fluid, and has a strong effect of promoting defecation.

Early the next morning, Ji Xiang still couldn't get rid of the not-to-be-trusted fart in his mind.

The only thing that Jixiang remembers deeply is the fart that is not trusted.

Clinically, polyethylene glycol electrolyte powder is mainly used for intestinal endoscopy or preoperative preparation.

After drinking a few bottles of pure water, I didn't feel any bloating at all. Jixiang felt like he had turned into a rectum.

If it is in a hospital, how can there be so many squatting pits.

And squatting for a long time is also prone to problems.

There are not many people who do painless gastrointestinal endoscopy, and Jixiang is the third one.

In less than 20 minutes, Jixiang had a feeling.

However, the strength of the medicine has passed, and there is no discharge in the intestines, so Ji Xiang came to the hospital easily.

No, I definitely can't hold back.

After taking the medicine, any fart could not be trusted, so Ji Xiang got up quickly.

Doggy and cowardly, there is no such thing as a domineering young man.

This experience was very strange, Ji Xiang turned pale, and ran to the bathroom in an extremely distorted position.

Then Jixiang drank the prepared medicine.

Ji Xiang had the feeling of wanting to fart, so he tried it habitually, but the moment the anal sphincter relaxed, a warm current was ready to come out.

The more empathy he experienced, instead of becoming more and more arrogant, on the contrary, he became more aggressive.

Ji Xiang's body was sticky with sweat.

Ji Xiang sat helplessly on the toilet.

After changing his clothes, he wore a skirt made from hospital gowns, and his lower body was chilly. Jixiang remembered that both high socks and skirts seemed to be worn on men at first.

"of course can."

Finished!

Having nothing to say all night, Ji Xiang dreamed of having a gastrointestinal endoscopy the next day, and also dreamed of the lingering distrust of farts.

With a lot of clinical contact, Jixiang is almost immune to shit, pee and fart.But this time it was different, the untrusted fart turned into a nightmare.

His body was a little weak, but he insisted on taking a bath before lying down.

Suddenly, Jixiang thought that someone once wrote a story about giving birth to 1000 twins in an online novel, and his current situation was very similar to what was described in the book.

The NPC of the system has seen countless people and knows Ji Xiang very well. Seeing him pondering, he said, "You want to try all kinds of feelings. In the future, you can know the experience of patients and work better. , that’s what it means.”

Most of them will gradually have a bowel movement half an hour to an hour after taking the medicine, until the stool does not contain fecal residue, which is a complete watery stool.

The medicine is not bad. Although Jixiang admits that the medicine works, he doesn't feel any pain when the knife falls on him.

It sucks that every fart is not to be trusted, [-] times worse than it should be.

"Teacher, if it's hard, can I come back directly?" Ji Xiang asked tentatively.

The melody of Mavis Fan's song decades ago reverberated in Ji Xiang's heart, and the feeling of rushing down a thousand miles was extremely refreshing.

Numerous "contents" on the alien plane are ready to try.

The feeling is gone. After flushing the toilet and pulling up my pants, the untrusted fart reappeared.

But Jixiang is different.

"Hey." Ji Xiang didn't explain.

Although it is only a few short steps, it is longer than a half-marathon for Ji Xiang.

The light and shadow flickered, Ji Xiang closed his eyes slightly, and when he opened it, he found that there was medicine in front of him.

His stomach began to gurgle, as if the medicine had opened the seal of the body, and a certain boss from another plane was going to travel through time and space and come to this world through his gastrointestinal tract.

"Thank you teacher." Ji Xiang took a deep breath and bowed deeply.

Maybe not much effect, Ji Xiang thought to himself.

"In fact, the pain level of gastrointestinal endoscopy is similar to that of urinary stones and fractures, and it is controllable," said the system NPC.

As the effect of the medicine continued to deepen, Ji Xiang felt that his intestines were being washed over and over again by the high-pressure faucet.

"Follow me." The system NPC led Ji Xiang into the next room.

Crackling, snorting...

It will be much better at home. Although he has been worried about problems such as prolapse of the anus, Jixiang is still persuaded by the untrusted fart, and he always sits on the toilet and says nothing.

The system NPC had a slightly weird look in his eyes, but he immediately laughed.

Fortunately, he finally understood why most colonoscopy requires patients to clean their colon at home one day in advance.

Ordinary people have experienced empathy hundreds of times, and have experienced a series of tortures such as fractures, cancer, and surgery, and they will always have the idea that Lao Tzu is omnipotent.

I will get used to it, anyway, just do a check.

In less than half an hour, the doctor called Ji Xiang's name.

Entering the endoscopy room, a doctor was holding a dark tube with light shining at the top of the slender tube, like a big boss holding an epic weapon.

He turned his head to look at Ji Xiang kindly, "Lie down."

(End of this chapter)