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Chapter 88 Go straight to the foot of the mountain, try and die (fourth update! Please subscribe! Please ask for a monthly pass! Please collect!)
Imagine a person standing in front of you with a mask in broad daylight.

You don't know.

Then, he slapped his mask off with a slap.

Under the mask, there was a face like a hundred-year-old bacon, and black gas was still exhaling from his mouth.

A very standard living zombie is standing face to face with you, the distance between you is no more than two steps.

Are you scared?
Zhou Yuanpeng and Zhang Tong were terrified anyway.

Especially Zhou Yuanpeng, who almost didn't roll down the stone steps.

When did Qingyunshan come to zombies?
Moreover, Zhou Yuanpeng looked down along the mountain road. Along the way, there were several others dressed exactly like this zombie.

Everyone wears the same mask.

Zhou Yuanpeng swallowed his saliva with a 'gudu'.

Good guy.

Shouldn't these sweepers be all zombies?

Zhou Yuanpeng didn't even dare to think about it.

You didn't come to sweep the floor for a while, so many zombies appeared on Qingyun Mountain?
However, Zhou Yuanpeng soon discovered that although these zombies were hideous, they looked terrifying.

But it doesn't seem to hurt anyone.

Even if you sweep the floor on the mountain road, there are tourists coming and going.

They don't mean to hurt people either.

It seems that it must have been released after being subdued and transformed by the Taoist priests on Qingyun Mountain.

It turned out to be a silver pewter tip.

Thinking of this, Zhou Yuanpeng first went back and changed his pants, and then he came back.

At this moment, Zhou Yuanpeng looked at the zombie obediently sweeping the floor on the mountain road in front of him, and he already had some new ideas in his heart.

If you change the content of the live broadcast again, change the title of the live broadcast to: "Qingyun Mountain sweeps the floor with the zombie brother every day!"

Will your live broadcast room become more popular?
Originally, he was doing live broadcasts in Qingyun Mountain every day, and he could earn five figures in one day.

If this adds a zombie element,

Is this inappropriate for a new traffic password?
Zhou Yuanpeng looked at the zombie sweeping the floor in front of him.

For a moment, I felt that zombies were not scary at all.

Is this a zombie?
Do not!
It's a cash cow!
From today on, whoever dares to touch my zombie brother will be in trouble with me, Zhou Yuanpeng!

At this moment, Zhou Yuanpeng felt that he had discovered a blind spot.

……

at the same time.

They are located at the top and the mountainside of Qingyun Mountain respectively.

There were two more figures in red.

The two mysterious red-clothed men wore masks and looked extremely mysterious.

Alongside the two men in red, they also followed two priests in yellow robes.

attracted many tourists.

A tourist asked: "Master, what is this for?"

"Yeah, is it a new acting project?"

A Taoist priest said: "Supreme Heavenly Venerate, ladies and gentlemen, this is a volunteer porter hired by our Qingyun Mountain, and it is also a unique downhill ropeway.

If there are laymen who feel tired from climbing the mountain and want to go down the mountain quickly, they can ask the volunteer porter to carry you, and our volunteers will deliver you safely and quickly down the mountain! "

Listen to the words of the master.

Several young tourists expressed their curiosity.

Especially one of the female college tourists.

She asked, "Daoist, is it going to be delivered directly to the foot of the mountain? Or is it only a short distance?"

This is still to be asked.

Because many scenic spots in China will be very pitted.

Said to send you down the mountain or send you up the mountain, in fact, only a part of the way, the rest is still up to you to climb.

Daoist Huangpao said with a kind smile: "Of course, it will be delivered directly to the foot of the mountain. Our monks don't lie and guarantee direct delivery!"

The female college student nodded and continued to ask, "How much does it cost?"

The Taoist priest said: "Supreme Heavenly Venerate, lay monk, monks don't talk about money, they talk about fate! One person has fifty fate!"

The female college student laughed.

He took out a fifty-cent bill from his wallet and handed it to the priest.

Then, she said to her companion and best friend who was climbing the mountain with her next to her: "It happened that I sprained my foot when I went up the mountain just now. 50 yuan is not expensive. It would be good if someone sent me down the mountain."

The female college student said, first climbed on the back of the red-clothed volunteer porter, then she put on a pose, took out her mobile phone and handed it to her companion.

"You guys help me make a video, and I'll post it on the Moments later! Check in Qingyun Mountain... ah ah ah ah!"

The female college student just poses.

The best friend who climbed the mountain with her was holding a mobile phone and just started recording.

The next second, in the camera lens of the mobile phone, I saw the man in red carrying the female college student, turned around, and jumped directly down the mountain.

The two figures disappeared into the top of the mountain and went straight to the ground.

The girlfriends who took the mobile phone looked stupid.

She was stunned for a moment.

Then, it was screaming.

The tourists watching the lively next to him were also frightened.

Depend on!
Jump off a cliff with someone behind your back!

Sure enough, direct access is guaranteed!
but,

Is this the fucking porter?

The best friend looked at the mobile phone in her hand that was still recording.

Okay, shoot a video and send it to your circle of friends.

Now it turned out to be the last video of my life?
Watching the tourists panic so much.

On the top of the mountain, the Taoist priest in yellow robe also quickly said: "Supreme Heavenly Venerate, everyone, don't panic, this is not a cliff jump, it is professionally trained and assisted by professional equipment, just like bungee jumping, don't worry, nothing will happen!"

Bungee jumping?

The tourists stared blankly at the speaking yellow-robed Taoist priest.

You call this bungee jumping?

They just watched the man in red jump down with the female student on his back.

Neither of them had a protective rope on them.

Is this bungee jumping?
……

At this time, the cliff is in the air.

The scream of the female college student spread all the way from the top of the mountain to the bottom of the mountain.

I wouldn't even think of killing her.

I just want to be lazy and spend 50 yuan to go down the mountain with a manpower porter.

As a result, the porter directly took himself off the cliff.

The female college students were frightened and cried.

During the fall, the brain was dazed.

I feel like I'm dead.

Qingyun Mountain is halfway up the mountain.

Some tourists who are climbing the mountain also feel that something is coming down from the top and passing by in a flash.

The tourists were stunned.

Ok?
Did something fall off just now?
How do you feel like a person?

No, it must be an illusion.

How can a man fall?
In mid-air, the female college students were already desperate.

However, after a while, she only felt the wind in her ears stop abruptly.

The expected pain did not come.

When he opened his eyes, he found that he had already fallen to the ground.

The female college student looked bewildered: "Zhuo! What's going on?"

The man in red under him slowly put himself down.

At this moment, she is already stupid.

Touch your body.

I'm not dead?
She looked up at the towering Qingyun Mountain in front of her.

She couldn't imagine that a few seconds ago, she was still on the top of the mountain.

After a few seconds, he was already at the foot of the mountain.

Did you fly all the way down?
The female college student looked at the mysterious man in red carrying her down the mountain in disbelief.

Who the hell is this?
At the foot of the mountain, the surrounding tourists were also stunned.

These two people just jumped off the top of the mountain?

What the hell!

Is this the first mountain of Xuanmen?

It's too illusory.

Of course, the more outrageous is yet to come,
The man in red sent the female college student down to the foot of the mountain.

He didn't stop at all.

A little under his feet, there was a burst of air under his feet.

The dust scattered all around, and the man in red directly turned into a red light and flew away.

In the blink of an eye, he had already rushed back to the top of the mountain.

Tourists down the mountain watched this scene.

"This...is it a fairy?"

"This person from Qingyun Mountain can fly?"

On the top of the mountain, these tourists did not react.

The Taoist priest was talking about bungee jumping just now, next second.

The man in red who jumped off the cliff just now has returned.

And, it flew back.

Really not dead ah?
The tourists were stunned.

The girlfriend of the female college student also received a call from the female college student at this time from the bottom of the mountain.

Ask her to spend 50 yuan to try the porter in Qingyun Mountain.

Really exciting!

The girlfriends were shocked.

Try?

try what?
Jump off a cliff?
You are not kidding.

(End of this chapter)