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Chapter 87 I kill people like hemp, you let me be a porter? (The third update! Please subscribe! Please ask for a monthly pass!)

on the mountain road.

A female reporter was climbing a mountain with a live broadcast.

While climbing the mountain, he excitedly said to the audience in the live broadcast room: "Everyone, you can't guess who I am climbing the mountain with now! Do you see these people next to you? These are zombies!"

The female reporter spoke and took the camera to shoot.

Netizen in the live broadcast room: "6666666! Is this in Qingyun Mountain? Damn it! I see that the quiet wind road is long! The disciples of the sliding shovel door pay tribute to the door owner!"

"These are the zombies caught from Ziyang City! I heard that they are very powerful! Aren't the anchors afraid of being bitten by zombies?"

"You're so brave, Miss, if it were me, I wouldn't dare to get so close to a zombie!"

"What are you afraid of? This is in Qingyun Mountain. There are so many red-robed Taoist priests staring at him. There are also celestial masters wearing purple robes on the mountain. Do you dare to move these zombies?"

"Why do these zombies wear a big black robe?"

"Nonsense, take the zombies up the mountain in broad daylight, no matter what, you have to cover it up a bit and pretend, otherwise it's too blatant."

"Isn't that blatant enough? Who doesn't know this group is zombies!"

The female reporter also said at this time: "Everyone wait, I will take a close-up picture of the zombies during the day for everyone!"

As soon as the female reporter finished speaking, she was about to approach the zombie team for a live broadcast.

At this moment, a priest in yellow robe walked over quickly: "Supreme Heavenly Venerate, this female lay Buddhist, pay attention, these are our guests of Qingyun Mountain, don't shoot randomly."

Female reporter: "It's okay, I'm not afraid of these, I know, these are zombies, right! I've watched the live broadcast."

Listen to what the female reporter has to say.

Daoist Huangpao looked serious and said, "What kind of zombie? Don't be misled by online media and marketing accounts. These are all homeless people who voluntarily come to our Qingyun Mountain to do sweeping volunteers!"

The Taoist priest in yellow robe was speaking seriously.

However, at this moment, in the team, a figure moved its nose and smelled the breath of the living people around.

It couldn't help but turn to look at the reporter.

This scene happened to be captured by reporters' live footage.

Before the live broadcast, I saw the face under the big hood of the black robe, as thin as a tree.

Like old bacon that has been air-dried for a hundred years and twisted together, his face is covered with green hair, fierce and vicious, and he exhales black air between breaths.

Daoist Huangpao also noticed that the zombie was not following the rules and turned his head.

The Taoist priest's face darkened and he shouted loudly.

"What are you looking at? Let's go!"

The zombie shuddered, and shakily retracted its head, like a child who made a mistake, and walked quickly up the mountain.

Audience in the live room: "6666666!"

"This is the homeless man in the mouth of Daochang? The face is so hairy."

"The face is full of green hair, the shape of a dry corpse, and the skin is like a hundred-year-old bacon. The worst time for a homeless person to be hacked!"

"Homeless: No matter how bad I am, I won't be like this! Be careful of the lawyer's letter warning!"

"In ancient times, Zhao Gao referred to a deer as a horse, and now a yellow-robed Taoist refers to a stiff as a Han, and Hu Hai called him an expert!"

"Zombie: I said I didn't do it voluntarily, do you believe it?"

"Hahaha, what a horrible zombie! Movies don't dare to act like this!"

"It looks like the worst group of students in the country fell into the hands of the most authoritative and strict teachers in the country. I laughed to death!"

"Zombie: Do zombies have no human rights?
Daoist: Nonsense!Zombies certainly have no human rights!Either be a volunteer, or be cremated in situ, you choose! "

"The resentment value from zombies +999999!"

……

Under the leadership of Jing Feng and other Daoists.

The zombies were captured alive and extradited up the mountain.

after special education.

The red-robed Taoist priests of Qingyun Mountain put on cleaning clothes and masks for each zombie.

Then, assign each zombie a career according to different positions.

Among them, the positions are divided into: sweeping group, scrubbing group, tour guide group, first aid group.

The sweeping group is the easiest to understand.

It is one person with a broom and dustpan, sweeping the floor in different places in Qingyun Mountain.

The scrubbing group is responsible for scrubbing statues, tables, chairs, doors, and other places.

The tour guide group, the nature of the work is a little more complicated.

You should carry the recorded megaphone with the explanation of each scenic spot on your body and stand in a fixed scenic spot.

Once tourists come to this scenic spot.

The zombies are about to turn on the loudspeakers and give visitors a special introduction to the attraction.

As for the emergency team.

is the most important position.

Once the tourists who go up the mountain are in danger, or they are injured and cannot go down the mountain.

First aid zombies will be the work of porters and downhill ropeways.

Take tourists down the mountain behind their backs.

There are only two people in the emergency team who have been entrusted with important tasks.

The two red fly stiff.

Because they can fly.

Perfect for being a first responder.

Once a tourist is injured or does not want to climb the stone steps down the mountain by himself.

You can pay 50 yuan and ask Feizhu to help you downhill downhill with your back on your back.

This is not only convenient for tourists, but Qingyun Mountain can also use zombies to earn some project fees.

It's a win-win situation.

Of course, zombies must be speechless.

Especially those two fly stiffs.

I've never been so speechless in my life.

Fei Zong: I am so dignified, I have practiced for thousands of years, I kill people without blinking an eye, you let me be a porter?Is it a bit too much?
Taoist priest: "Either go to be a porter, or go to the Taoist temple to sweep the floor."

Fei Zong: "Wonima, don't treat zombies as human, right? Porters are porters!"

……

From this day on, not only the cleaning staff increased on Qingyun Mountain.

There are also more guides and two porters who will explain on a fixed-point basis.

on the mountain road,
Zhou Yuanpeng and Zhang Tong are routinely sweeping the floor.

Sweeping and sweeping, suddenly hesitantly.

They all found that something seemed wrong today.

Originally, only the two of them swept the entire Qingyun Mountain Mountain Road.

How many more today?
Zhang Tong and Zhou Yuanpeng looked at each other.

A joy in my heart.

This is another person who came to challenge the Celestial Master and lost, and was rushed here to sweep the floor, right?

The two walked up to greet the newcomer.

"Dude, new here! You are also challenging the Celestial Master? Tell me, how many years are you going to spend here?"

"You, why don't you say hello to you?"

"Hey! It's so rude? It's too rude, buddy. Don't be mad in front of me. Do you hear me talking to you?"

Zhou Yuanpeng looked at the new sweeper and talked to him for a long time, but the other party ignored him.

Zhou Yuanpeng was angry.

Grandma Li's!

I don't dare to provoke the Heavenly Master, I can't beat the Taoist priest on the mountain.

You, the new little cleaner, dare to be mad in front of you?

Zhou Yuanpeng directly pushed the cleaning.

Directly pushed the opponent's hat off.

Watching this kid pretend to be coercive during the day and still wear a mask.

Zhou Yuanpeng: "Wait! Boy, you're very pretentious! Wearing a mask in the daytime, do you consider yourself a social person?
Today, Lord Peng, I'll let you know what is Nezha's troubles, and let go of your temper and be a low-key man! "

Zhou Yuanpeng reached out and grabbed it, and while the little cleaner was not paying attention, he took off the mask.

The next second, the cleaner turned his head and looked at the brothers Zhou Yuanpeng and Zhang Tong with a face of 'nushan'.

The bacon-like muscles on his face moved, his mouth opened slightly, and a large black corpse gas spit out immediately.

Mao Zong: "What's wrong, brother? Everyone is sweeping the floor, why are you taking off my mask?"

Zhou Yuanpeng was extremely arrogant just now, and the next second he saw this black-breathing zombie face behind the mask.

He almost peed in fright, feeling a cool air rushing out of the Tianling Gai.

Now he knows why this guy is wearing a mask.

Really Nima is living hell in broad daylight!

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