Entertainment: The opening and the official announcement of the national goddess

Chapter 496
Mary quickly explained: "No, I'm not talking about you..."

Du Xiaoyu waved his hand and said, "Stop talking, I'm here today to tell you good news. I'm getting married again, and I found a young girlfriend who is young, beautiful, and rich. Are you annoying? ?”

"Hehehe, I just want you to check for me today. If a narrow-minded person like you says she's okay, then we will get the certificate."

"Of course, as long as you say you don't agree... that won't work either."

"Hehehe, isn't that feeling a little uncomfortable?"

Seeing Du Xiaoyu's villainous look, matched with his funny lines, the audience immediately couldn't stop laughing.

Mary on the stage sighed, and said, "If you say that, then I feel so bad...hahahaha!"

"Since we have already talked about this, then you should mention me to check it first. Come on, show yourself, little baby."

After finishing speaking, Mary opened the curtain abruptly, and Zhang Xiao's sneaky appearance appeared in front of everyone.

At this time, he was sitting on the window, reaching for his shoes, looking very funny.

"Hahaha!"

The audience burst into laughter instantly.

Zhang Xiao said with some embarrassment: "The shoes are hanging on the tree branch."

Mary said: "Okay, don't hide, let's talk about it, come on, introduce, Zhen Jian, my little boyfriend, Lao Gao, my ex-husband."

Zhang Xiao stretched out his hand in a funny way, and said, "Brother ex-husband, why don't you chat first, I just have a meeting."

After finishing speaking, she was about to run away, but Mary pulled him back when she saw this, and asked, "What happened?"

Zhang Xiao explained with a wry smile: "Misunderstanding."

Mary said: "Zhen Jian, please help me, I beg you."

Zhang Xiao spread the phone and said, "It's not that I don't cooperate, it looks like there are three people on the surface, but it's actually four people!"

Mary was stunned for a moment, misunderstood what Zhang Xiao meant, and directly covered her solitude, saying, "Uh...hahahaha, why are you talking about everything!"

Hearing this, Zhang Xiao really wanted to find a piece of tofu to crash him to death, and wailed, "Oh my God!"

The audience at the scene burst into laughter.

No one thought that Mary's brain hole was so big that she could say such a sentence.

Zhang Xiao is completely finished now.

"Zhen Jian, I hate you!" Xia Wanxin's gnashing of teeth came from the other end of her hand.

Mary was taken aback, and said, "Oh, Xiaojian, the ringtone of your mobile phone is too loud, I'll turn it off for you!"

Zhang Xiao rushed up and said, "No, this is my wife's call."

But Mary turned a deaf ear and said, "That...the phone has radiation, which is not good for the baby."

Zhang Xiao cried and said, "You only think about the little baby, and you don't care about the life of the big baby?"

"Hahahaha!" The audience laughed again.

Mary whispered: "Zhen Jian, I'll help you with your wife, now you help me, please."

Zhang Xiao pursed his lips and said, "Okay, hurry up if you have something to do, I'm afraid I don't have much time left, boss, why do you think you two are still divorced?"

"Look at my ex-husband, he looks like a scumbag!"

"A scumbag?"

"Hahaha!"

The applause sounded like thunder again.

Du Xiaoyu snorted very slowly.

Zhang Xiao continued: "What are you talking about, I'm praising you, why don't you like to hear it?"

"Okay then, look at your facial features, which one can pass the test? You finally have an oval face, and it's turned upside down."

"What a wonderful woman, you can't even control her. Do you know how many men outside saw her and couldn't control her if they wanted to?"

Mary slapped her thigh suddenly, gave Zhang Xiao a thumbs up, and said, "Pretty, so you are a slow-heating type?"

Du Xiaoyu said: "Dongmei, it is reasonable to say that we are divorced, and I shouldn't care about your affairs, but whether these shoes fit or not, only the feet know!"

"Ah!" Zhang Xiao raised his foot and exclaimed in surprise, and retorted: "Then one of me knows, and the other doesn't!"

Du Xiaoyu said helplessly: "I was completely defeated by your innocence."

Zhang Xiao pointed to his own feet, and confronted each other: "It's not naivete that defeats you, but 'no shoes'!"

"Pfft!"

"Hahaha!"

Amidst the burst of laughter from the audience, Du Xiaoyu on the stage blushed with anger, and said, "Oh my... I'm so mad, I'm leaving.":
Mary hurriedly shouted: "Old Gao, see you at the stadium tomorrow, and let me meet your girl too."

After finishing speaking, he said to Zhang Xiao: "Xiao Jian, you can play golf with me tomorrow."

Zhang Xiao said directly: "It will take tomorrow to beat him? Your name is Erfu?"

After finishing speaking, Zhang Xiao grabbed Du Xiaoyu's neck and was about to hit him.

Mary hurried forward to stop her, while the audience laughed.

Du Xiaoyu on the stage said: "Dongmei, you know the purpose of my visit today, and I want to remarry you."

"But I saw that you didn't mean it anymore, so I made up a story about a little girlfriend. I just wanted to save some face, but I didn't expect..."

When Mary heard this, she immediately interrupted him, and said, "What the hell? The little girlfriend story was made up?"

Du Xiaoyu nodded and said, "Yes!"

Mary said happily: "Let me just say, which woman would be so blind that she can fall in love with you?"

"Hahaha, we also made it up. This is the lobby manager of my hotel. He came to give me a gift. I'm in time."

Du Xiaoyu was shocked and said, "What? He's your lobby manager?"

Zhang Xiao flicked his head and said triumphantly: "What's the matter? He's engaged in official career!"

"Hahaha!" The audience laughed again.

At this time, Xia Wanxin rushed in from the outside, and when Zhang Xiao saw her, he was as frightened as a mouse seeing a cat, and immediately jumped onto the sofa.

Xia Wanxin said angrily: "Zhen Jian, you must give me a reasonable explanation today."

Mary stepped forward and said, "Siblings, you may have misunderstood. The young couple need to communicate. It's good if the communication is open. It's like your brother-in-law and I divorced because of a little misunderstanding."

Du Xiaoyu smiled and said, "In the end, I became my ex-husband brother."

Zhang Xiao pointed at the two of them and said, "The two are reconciled now."

Du Xiaoyu said: "That's why, the trust between husband and wife comes first."

Mary took over the conversation and said, "Without trust, there will be no happiness. Come on, brother and sister, sit down and calm down. Zhen Jian, hurry up and coax your daughter-in-law."

Xia Wanxin sat next to Zhang Xiao and said, "Okay, Zhen Jian, tell me, I'll listen to what you have to say."

Zhang Xiao took out a pear from the fruit basket and said, "What else do we have to talk about, do you want a pear?"

Xia Wanxin was taken aback, and cried, "Li? Woooooooooooo~~~"

Zhang Xiao was dumbfounded, shook the pear in his hand, and said, "I'm asking if you want pears?"

Xia Wanxin covered her face and said, "Leave, just leave!"

Zhang Xiaodao: "I'm talking about apples, persimmons, plums, chestnuts, and oranges~"

"Hahaha!"

The audience in the audience burst out laughing.

At this time, Xia Wanxin also realized that it was a misunderstanding, and smiled bitterly: "Is this an orange? I was really changed by your innocence."

Zhang Xiao flicked his shoes, shook his head and said, "It wasn't naivety that defeated you..."

Mary, Du Xiaoyu and Zhang Xiao shouted together: "It's 'no shoes'."

The skit performance is here, and it is all over.

(End of this chapter)