Entertainment: The opening and the official announcement of the national goddess

Chapter 495

"What's it called?"

"Zhen Jian!"

"This is to compare yourself with Hao Jian!"

Zhang Xiao's name once again amused the audience.

"What? I can't hear clearly. I'm washing the dates. Come and tell me!" Mary shouted at the top of her voice.

Hearing this, Zhang Xiao immediately showed a look of lovelessness.

"Ahahaha!!!" Seeing Zhang Xiao's appearance, the audience burst into laughter again.

"Oh, I won't go there yet!"

"You're really in a hurry, just in time, I just washed the dates." At this time, Mary came out with a plate of dates.

Seeing this, Zhang Xiao felt relieved immediately, and said happily, "Ah, boss, it turns out that what you washed were edible red dates!"

Mary put down the fruit plate and said in surprise, "Zhen Jian, it's so late, why are you here?"

Zhang Xiao explained: "Are you promoting me to be the lobby manager? It's over, my wife must ask me to bring you a fruit basket, hehehe!"

"Thank you, thank you!" Seeing Zhang Xiaoxiao's fruit basket, Mary picked it up with one finger, and said with a look of disgust, "Oh, are you tired of carrying this little fruit basket?"

"Pfft!"

"Hahaha!"

The audience laughed again.

Zhang Xiao waved his hand and said with a smile: "It's okay, I take two steps and rest, I'm not tired."

Mary looked at her watch and said, "Zhen Jian, it's like this. You come here a lot today, and my ex-husband will come later. I'm afraid it will cause unnecessary misunderstandings, you understand!"

Zhang Xiao immediately said: "Yes, I understand, I won't delay your affairs."

Mary was very happy when she heard that, and walked quickly to the door to send Zhang Xiao out.

Unexpectedly, Zhang Xiao said: "But whoever you say is still misunderstood, I just want you to say something loudly, you said that there are seven waiters in our hotel, why did you promote me to be the lobby manager?"

Mary asked back, "Why? Is the probability very low?"

"Pfft!"

"Hahaha!"

The audience was immediately amused.

Mary continued: "Why do I want to promote you, don't you still have a clear idea?"

Zhang Xiao swallowed, and said: "I...sometimes I am clear, and sometimes I am confused."

Mary said: "Didn't I just fall in love with you?"

"Woo~~~" The audience didn't think it was a big deal to watch the excitement, and they booed one after another.

Zhang Xiaodao: "Boss, let me tell you, you have to be honest, if you want the first three things, I really need to delay you for a while."

Mary said: "Oh my god, Zhen Jian, why are you still sitting down?"

"No, look, Zhen Jian, my ex-husband will come later, and he caught us in the middle of the night, isn't it a bit inappropriate?"

Zhang Xiao sat on the sofa and picked up a jujube, and said while eating: "How can I still be caught? I eat two of your jujubes so I can catch me?"

Mary looked at the watch in her hand, and said, "Zhen Jian, do you think we're going to sleep at this point?"

"Hahaha!"

"I go!"

"This time I really can't wash myself off even if I jumped into the Yellow River."

When the audience heard it, they immediately leaned forward and back with laughter. ,

Zhang Xiao continued: "When did this happen? When did we sleep?"

Mary said: "Let me just say it straight, I won't keep you tonight."

Zhang Xiao cried, and said: "Which night did you keep me? It's not the boss. What you said today made a big bang. I ask you to answer me seriously, what is the relationship between us?"

Mary put her hands on her forehead and said helplessly, "Zhen Jian, if you really don't want to leave, then wait for my ex-husband to leave, and come back when it's over, okay?"

"Hahaha!"

"it is good!"

Seeing that this misunderstanding is getting bigger and bigger, the applause at the scene was so intense!

The barrage in the live broadcast room also sprung up like mushrooms after rain.

"Shen Xiao's sketch is absolutely perfect."

"Xiao Shenzhen's acting is whatever it is!"

"Compared to Brother Teng, Xiao Shen seems to be cheaper."

"This year's Spring Festival Gala is the best sketch, bar none."

"···"

Just as the misunderstanding between Zhang Xiao and Mary was getting bigger and bigger, there was a knock on the door outside.

"Quick, hide quickly." Mary said in a panic.

Zhang Xiaodao: "I have a clear conscience, Zhen Jian, I am not afraid of the oblique shadow."

Just after finishing speaking, Zhang Xiao accidentally tripped over the sofa and dropped his shoes on the ground.

"Hurry up and hide in the curtains." Mary picked up the shoes and threw them over, saying, "Here are your shoes!"

Zhang Xiao didn't catch it, and the shoe fell out of the window.

Zhang Xiao said: "It's over, the only thing left is to be upright and not be afraid of the shadow."

Mary snapped, "Get in!"

The curtains were drawn, Mary took a deep breath and opened the door.

Du Xiaoyu, with greasy hair and pink face, was wearing a neat suit, with his hair combed back, and walked in with his hands behind his back.

Although he was well dressed and his suit was a famous brand, he looked a bit nondescript.

Du Xiaoyu looked around, looked carefully, and said, "Have you replaced them with new ones?"

Mary nodded and said, "Yeah, what else should I use? Didn't I let you move out during the divorce?"

Du Xiaoyu asked doubtfully, "Really?"

Mary said: "Old Gao, forget about it, when you leave, only me and the load-bearing wall are left at home."

"Pfft!"

"Hahaha!"

"I'm going, can you still describe it like this?"

The audience laughed again.

Du Xiaoyu walked to the window and sighed: "Back then, I was so impulsive."

After finishing speaking, he closed the curtains on both sides, revealing an extremely frightened face, it was Zhang Xiao.

"Woo~~~!"

The audience booed immediately.

Mary quickly pulled back the curtains, blocked Zhang Xiao, and said tremblingly: "Why are you pulling the curtains, it's midnight!"

"Pfft!"

"Hahaha!"

The audience was amused here.

Du Xiaoyu pointed at Mary and said, "You were so shy back then, and I was shy too."

After finishing speaking, he turned around, took Zhang Xiao's hand and led him out, and said affectionately as he walked: "I'm holding your hand, just like now, my little heart, Plop plop."

Seeing Zhang Xiao, Mary covered her mouth with a look of horror in her eyes.

The audience in the audience was already laughing like crazy at this time.

"Ouch, I'm going, my stomach!"

"Seeing Xiao Shen's bewildered expression, it's absolutely amazing."

"Hahaha, my stomach hurts from laughing!"

Du Xiaoyu on the stage said: "We just held hands like this, walking on the main road, bumped into your mother head-on, and scared you!"

Speaking of this, Du Xiaoyu happened to see Mary's frightened expression, let go of Zhang Xiao's hand, pointed at her and said, "Yes, yes, you had this expression at that time."

Immediately afterwards, Du Xiaoyu took Zhang Xiao's hand again, and continued walking while saying, "I saw your mother, you immediately took your hand away and went into the woods."

When Zhang Xiao heard this, he immediately withdrew his hand and got into the curtain.

"As soon as I see you go, I will chase you!"

"Oh, I will chase, you will run, I will chase, you will run!"

While Du Xiaoyu was talking, he kept chasing Zhang Xiao through the curtains.

"I saw that I couldn't catch up with you, so I just waited for you, but you ran into my arms right away."

Du Xiaoyu stopped suddenly, and Zhang Xiao was hugged directly by him.

This frightened Mary, she kicked hard into the curtain, just right on Du Xiaoyu's body. ,

Taking advantage of this opportunity, Zhang Xiao quickly came out from the curtain on the right and hid behind the curtain on the left.

This funny performance completely detonated the scene, and many audience members laughed so hard that their stomachs hurt.

This skit is downright hilarious.

On the stage, Du Xiaoyu clutched his stomach, walked out, and said, "Oh, I'll go, your unfeeling call kicked me from my memory back to reality!"

Zhang Xiao poked his head out from behind the curtain, pointed at the phone, and kept chirping at Mary.

Mary was a little annoyed, and said, "Zhen Jian."

When Du Xiaoyu heard it, he thought Mary was talking about him, and his expression became extremely ugly, and he said, "Okay, I'm cheap, I'm so cheap!"

(End of this chapter)