Wearing the cannon fodder little koi in the imperial examination essay

Chapter 326

After urinating and washing his hands, Emperor Zhao Yuan walked out of the toilet pretending to be calm after urinating fresh. Seeing the old wife beside him who was equally excited and curious, Emperor Zhao Yuan couldn't help it anymore, and pulled his old wife by the toilet Just muttered.

The big fool Ren who had opened his eyes inside came out in a daze, and almost bumped into the old emperor who was pulling his wife Balabala.

Fortunately, the old emperor didn't care about this fool, otherwise this would be a tragedy.

Zhaodi, who was waiting outside, took a look and counted the number of people. When she found that everyone had arrived, she continued to wave her small flag and started the tour with her small horn.

"All the distinguished guests are here. If we are here, let's go this way. Next, let's go play something different..."

Everyone was excited and asked what a good thing it was. Zhaodi, who had received professional training, knew how to attract everyone's interest, so she let it go.

"Hehe, honored guests, don't worry, follow the girl and continue walking, everyone will know soon."

Although everyone was curious, seeing that Zhaodi was so stern, they patiently followed along eagerly. Even the emperor and empress talked excitedly, supported each other, and continued walking behind Zhaodi who was waving a small flag.

"Everyone, come here, everyone, please look, this is the fitness and leisure square of our villa. On weekdays, people in our village will come here for activities and entertainment when they are tired. You can see all kinds of strange things on the side of the square. Is this thing called fitness equipment, as an old saying goes, oh, exercise is like Ganoderma lucidum grass, why do you need to find fairy prescriptions; our fitness equipment is specially customized by the owner. Just move, play, take care of your body easily, no white disease..."

Listening to Zhaodi's introduction, the queen grabbed the emperor and muttered in a low voice, "Your Majesty, is this the new thing that my big companion said that night? Are you going to try it?"

It was natural to try it, the emperor didn't need the queen to say it, he rolled up his sleeves and said, "Zhen, cough cough cough, I am going to try it."

The queen frowned and smiled, nodding repeatedly, "Let's go, Ben, I will accompany you."

Regardless of their age, the two of them were attracted by new things, their legs and feet were sluggish, and they didn't need to say hello, the emperor and empress all went to the fitness equipment by the square.

The empress can let it go, they don't hold it like any fool;

It is not like Song Xingzu who still needs careful observation;
The old couple, the emperor and the empress, fell in love with the Tai Chi push plate at a glance, and immediately started to fiddle with it after running up.

The queen ran for the walking device, except that it was not smooth when going up. When the queen stepped on it with both feet and protected the railing with both hands, walking, oh no, it was a comfortable way to shake it.

The queen kept shaking her feet, and the empress only felt refreshed, and all the depression in the palace in the past was completely shaken away by this walking and shaking.

The wind blowing in front of her was so refreshing, and the movement of her feet was so flexible and powerful. The queen suddenly felt that she was still young and could live another 500 years in the back seat.

When the old emperor saw the strange thing his queen was playing with, it was much more fun than what he found himself. He ran over in a hurry and pulled the queen's arm vigorously.

"Hey, come down, give it to me, ahem, just give it to me to try."

The queen turned her head and pretended not to hear.

"Hey, you, mother-in-law, come down, I'm your head, let me try."

The queen turned her head the other way.

emperor……

"Old lady!"

The empress and empress are the two oldest members of her team, Zhao Di, who is serious and responsible, naturally pays attention to them all the time.

Seeing that other people were studying and playing happily, but the old couple fought over a walking device, Zhao Di hurried up to persuade them.

"This distinguished guest, Mrs. Madam, there is still this walker next to it. Otherwise, Mr. Master, come with my little girl, let's try this one on the side?"

The emperor's stubborn temper suddenly came, and he twisted his neck angrily, "I don't!"

Leading a team is not easy, Zhao Di sighed.

Zhaodi had no choice but to smile flatteringly at the queen on the walker, but the queen nodded her head well, but she couldn't come down, blowing her beard and staring at the emperor angrily, Zhaodi was also dumbfounded.

These old couple are interesting, hey!
Fortunately, when the gongs and drums rang on the other side of the stage in the square, Zhaodi's eyes lit up instantly, and she hurriedly held the queen's hand and said excitedly.

"Listen, lady, that's the music of square dancing. Square dancing is more fun than walking. Why don't you come down and try this square dancing? As the saying goes, a few dances a day can live 95 years." Ma'am, come and have a look, this square dance is a good thing, not only can you strengthen your body, but you will also be very happy."

The queen is also curious, what is a square dance?Is it just dancing in the square?

In the end, when she was pulled to the front by Zhaodi, the queen saw some elderly people rushing to the square, and began to dance to the beat of the music. When there were no complicated movements, but the dance was particularly infectious, unconsciously. The queen also followed the beat and jumped in.

Da da da da, da da da da, da da da da, da da da da... The people dancing beside were singing and dancing along: "You are my little apple, I don't mind loving you no matter how much I love you!" many……"

Queen: "Hey, it's really interesting, hey!"

The queen was laughing, stepping on the beat, dancing this lesson, and immediately knew this little apple's square dance, the queen danced so well, and even thought proudly, thinking At the beginning, she was also a leader in dancing, and she also entered the palace to perform dances, and was praised by the queen mother and the first emperor. Looking at it now, she is actually still young.

The queen danced vigorously, and after she was pulled away, the emperor, who had taken over the walker, was very complacent at first, but when he saw his old women dancing in the square, he couldn't remember himself, There are also bold old men and old women beside them, dancing and dancing around their own old women, the emperor is not happy.

He got off the walking device, ignoring the bumped leg, the emperor limped and hurriedly jumped onto the square, not admitting that he was jealous of Lao Fei.

However, the empress, and even all the guests who came here were overwhelmed by the arrangement of the program.

It was their respective tour guides waving small flags and beckoning them to eat in the big cafeteria. Only then did everyone realize that the time passed so fast that it was already noon.

Everyone stopped, smiling and talking, and followed the tour guide to the big cafeteria.

As a result, at the entrance of the cafeteria, when the tour guide began to introduce how to eat, the big guys started to look fresh again.

"Everyone, please line up one by one. Don't jump in the queue. We will eat quickly. After everyone enters the door, there is a plate on the right hand side. Each person takes one, and then walks along the window. If there are any dishes inside, everyone walks over. You can see everything at a glance.

Whatever you like to eat, you can order it with the staff who cook, and the staff will put the food on our plates...

Also, our meal standard today is three meats, three vegetables and one soup. The requirements of our cafeteria are that no waste is allowed, and the food you want must be eaten up. If you deliberately eat too much, you will be fined!
Dear guests, who knows that every piece of Chinese food is hard work. I hope that everyone will consciously abide by the regulations and cherish food. "

After Zhao Di shouted, she took care of the old man by herself, first took a plate for the empress who was the leader, and then took one for herself, took the empress with her, waved her small flag, and started to lead the meal by herself first.

In order to entertain guests today, Yu Su spent a lot of money. Although each person can only cook three meat and three vegetables, she can't just fry three meat and three vegetables. She researched and fiddled with dozens of varieties, which led to People who don't eat rice are going to be picky.

Seeing this dish and wanting to eat it, seeing that meat drooling, walking down a circle, people are greedy, can't wait to try everything, and even those who have difficulty choosing, really don't know what to eat .

So the cooking staff and the tour guide are on the sidelines to persuade you, why do you pick up what you like today, and you can come often when you have the opportunity in the future, and you can try all these delicacies;
Some say that if you really want to eat and can afford it, you can add more money, or buy an extra portion with a friend, so that you can eat more three meat and three vegetarian dishes.

After finally finishing the meal, each of them took the plate and took the cutlery. Zhaodi led the people she led to a row of long tables to sit down. Zhaodi called everyone to line up to get free soup. Let's have dinner.

I have to say that although it is a big pot of rice, the food is full of oil and water, and the dishes are the directors of modern Jibaijia, and there are fresh and rare vegetables as a facade. interested.

The emperor is smart, as soon as Zhaodi said, he made an agreement with the queen, the couple had a total of six meat and six vegetables, all of which are different, such as steamed pork ribs with rice flour, braised fish, mutton stewed radish, fish-flavored shredded pork , Salivating chicken, spicy shrimp, fried bean sprouts, fried leeks, mapo tofu, mixed with three silks, etc., the emperor who ate it made a smile on his face.

The emperor even sneaked his head into the queen's ear and whispered: "Zitong, turn around and wait until I'm free. Then I'll wait for you, Zitong, to come here to play. Then let's bring those worry-free little brats with you." Come and open your eyes..."

What else could the queen say? She has been imprisoned in the palace for a lifetime, and it is rare for the emperor to take her out for a while. Of course, she raised her hands and feet in favor. This is much more interesting than summer vacation or hunting.

At this time, Yu Su never expected that the publicity gimmick of her own villa opened, which not only attracted the empress, but the empress even came down to advertise for her in person, making her Leisurely Villa a success from the very beginning. It became the existence sought after by dignitaries and dignitaries in Kyoto.

So much so that later in the city of Kyoto, as a member of the dignitaries, if you had never been to Youran Villa, you would be ashamed to say that you were a nobleman, and you would be ashamed to hang out in the circle of nobles in the capital city. Princes and princesses praise it, it's a good place that everyone loves.

Of course, these are all things to follow.

　Emma, ​​I am a new crown sheep, I am dying, first myself, then my daughter, and then my husband, the whole family is wiped out, no one is spared!!! And this is not counted, the kittens in the family are also infected Yes, the pet hospital has gone for a while, and finally got better, come to the code quickly, dear friends, please wait, baby, hug, okay.

　　
　
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