Wearing the cannon fodder little koi in the imperial examination essay

Chapter 325 This official room is a bit cool

When the bus cart stopped, Zhishu respectfully opened the door and led the people inside.

The last place where the bus cart stopped was the reception desk that Yu Su specially planned and built. This was a reception desk that she built based on the short videos of tourist attractions she saw in the videos of her previous life.

A large wooden and blue-brick building is majestic and grand, and the interior is very spacious. It is built at the end of the main road into the village, across the valley. As the road separates vehicles and pedestrians, this is the second gate of their leisurely villa, and it is also a place to receive tourists.

When Big Fool Ren got off the car, a lot of people had already gathered in the square. Some of the early arrivals were still waiting for others, and some of them who had already invited their friends followed the female guide trained by Yu Su and started to visit and play.

Big fool Ren got out of the car and was led by Zhishu to hand over to his elder sister who was wearing green work clothes. Big fool Ren was still puzzled.

"Hey, kid, didn't you mean to lead the master to enjoy the beautiful scenery, eat delicious food, and pull out the leeks? What's the matter with you suddenly handing over the master to a little maid? Besides, the master is here to participate in the article. Yes, but not to play..."

Fool Ren is not happy seeing the female leader who leads the way. He sees many beauties in his family, and there are many Xunfang Pavilions in Huajie. If it is only for this, he will not come here to suffer!
What kind of broken Zhuangzi's feelings are trying to sell dog meat?

Thinking about it this way, Big Fool Ren is not happy.

Zhishu's expression remained unchanged. Obviously, their owner had already trained them for such an emergency.

Zhishu's smile remained unchanged, he nodded to his eldest sister, and explained to Big Fool Ren in a gentle and respectful manner.

"Returning to the old man, you have misunderstood, the young man is just a boy who leads the way with the car, not as careful and capable as the sisters. When we meet in the Zhuangzi, it will be these green-clothed sisters who will lead the distinguished guests around the Zhuangzi.

Look over there, lord honored guest, all the big lords are the same, there is no difference from the big lords, so doing this is really a strict division of labor in the small Zhuangzi, each performing his own duties.

The little one wants to serve the old man all the way, but that's not his duty. Isn't it easy for the kid to leave his job and work abroad?
But don’t worry, the distinguished guests, the literary meeting will start at night after the guests have had dinner, and at that time, the lanterns under the moon, the flowing water, the beautiful scenery and delicious food, the distinguished guests must be full of thoughts, and there will be many excellent works. . "

Hearing what her younger brother said, Zhao Di hurriedly came up to bless her and salute, laughing and explaining a few words respectfully.

Fool Ren looked at Song Xingzu who was beside him and didn't make a sound. In order not to appear as if he was too preoccupied, he nodded his head reservedly, which was considered to have exposed the problem.

Seeing that the big fool Ren stopped making trouble, Zhao Di breathed a sigh of relief. After all, this was her first time receiving guests. If something went wrong and she was dismissed, such a good job would not be her turn.

Zhaodi secretly cheered herself up, then gave her brother a wink to signal him to leave quickly, and continued to pick up people quickly, while she took out a small flag from the big cloth bag she was carrying on her side, stretched the handle and held it up. He waved it high, tested the feel of his hand, and then took out a wooden loudspeaker from the bag, took a deep breath, and secretly encouraged himself, he must perform well, and he could not disappoint the expectations of the owner, and Zhaodi turned to Ren The big fool opened his mouth with Song Xingzu.

"My lords, please come here with my little girl. There are already a few lords here. We have a group of 20 people to visit and enjoy. We will start to play when the team is full. Please come this way, lords."

Now that we're all here, looking at this person, this scene, and this style, I'm really surprised by the big fool Ren. After the anger that he thought he was deceived just now was suppressed, now he is also interested.

Holding a room in one hand, he followed Zhaodi to the reception, and he didn't forget to ask Zhaodi who led the way.

"Hey, my little lady, the boy in Tsing Yi told me just now that I can go and pick out the leeks myself, and I can also taste them. Are you taking me to pick the leeks now?"

Zhao Di turned around and smiled.

"If you go back to my grandfather, if you want to experience the fun of picking, you can do it yourself. We not only have chives, but also a kind of fruit called strawberries. There are even several kinds of mushrooms in the greenhouse. If you are interested, you can do it." Go to experience it. Afterwards, the fruits and vegetables picked by the old man can be tasted in our cafeteria. If you are not satisfied, you can also weigh all the things you picked and pay for them, and take them back to share with your family and friends. .”

"What? Didn't you say that you won't need money for a good article? Why do you still ask me for money?"

Zhaodi said impatiently: "The honorable guest is joking. This time, the honored guest came to participate in the literary meeting, the transportation expenses, the food expenses for meals, as well as the pens, ink, paper and inkstones used during the literary meeting, and the wine, tea and snacks that he ate all day today. Our Leisurely Village does not charge any money from distinguished guests for places to watch and play.

Our leisurely commitment is that one is one, and we will never falsify.

Only the fruits and vegetables picked by the guests themselves are extra.

We don’t hide from the nobles, not to mention the winter and early spring, the weather is freezing, and it costs a lot of money to grow these things. Even the farmers in Zhuangzi have been busy for several months, and everyone points to these things for money to eat and live. Woolen cloth.

The noble man has read thousands of volumes of books, and in the future he will serve as a general and minister to His Majesty, for the court, and for the dawn of the world. Presumably the noble man will not be stingy with the little hard-earned money we mud-legged, will he?
Besides, the nobleman, except for the things that the nobleman wants to take away, the nobleman will spend money today, and we will not take anything else.

It's a good time for the noble lord, after this essay meeting is over, before entering our Leisurely Manor to enjoy the scenery, each person has to pay one or two taels of silver for the entrance fee, and this does not include food and drink. "

"Hehe, the sentimental master is still taking advantage of it? That's alright, you little girl has said so, if the master cares about it again, won't you become that villain who competes with the people for profit? Go, go, hurry up Yes, it doesn't mean that there are still people waiting for you, so hurry up and call them over, we'll start quickly when we're all here."

"Okay, sir, this way please, the former noble master is waiting to gather in the elegant hall at the reception."

Emperor Zhaoyuan is sixty-three years old this year. He ascended the throne at the age of 12 in the first year of Yongyuan.

Even if he pretends to be a casual traveler at this moment, besides the also aging Queen Jiefa, he even refuses the service of the old Su Gonggong and Su Gonggong, not a single eunuch and maid, and all the hidden guards are also taken by him It was thrown out and mixed in the forest, hiding in the crowd, and ambush outside the villa, and went strictly.

At this moment, they are like ordinary old couples, wearing ordinary cotton clothes, supporting each other, sitting in the elegant hall of the reception hall and waiting.

For a while, eat some thoughtful refreshments specially prepared for the guests, and for a while drink some fruit scented tea, the empress is very leisurely and comfortable.

Until Zhaodi brought Big Fool Ren and his group here, and after Zhaodi also said hello, she left some time for the three groups of people to greet and get familiar with each other. Twenty guests received cloth bags.

This cloth bag is not an ordinary cloth bag, it is embroidered with their Leisurely Zhuang, something from Lugou?Anyway, it looks good, and the things inside are well prepared.

There is an exquisite gourd engraved with the dew ditch of their mountain village. Inside the gourd is honey water with a well-sealed opening. This is to prevent guests from being tired from walking and to quench their thirst.

In addition, there is an exquisite brochure in the bag, which cost the owner a lot of money and energy, and found a special master to engrave and print it. The owner said that these booklets are the tour guide map and brochure of the villa, as well as tourist information.

In addition, there is a white handkerchief for wiping sweat, and a box of snacks, which contain six exquisite snacks of various designs and flavors.

These are all free today, but they will be given away when you buy a ticket when you enter the door. When you post it yourself later, you have to say everything as you did during the training.

Zhaodi was afraid of making mistakes, so she secretly remembered these elements to remind herself. Fortunately, Zhaodi was calm and willing to work hard. When the things were distributed, Zhaodi did not forget to say all these clichés.

Big Fool Ren is getting acquainted with 11 other people. When he saw Emperor Zhaoyuan and the old empress, he curled his lips secretly, muttering something to ridicule. Since he is still taking the exam at such a great age, his voice is not loud but not low, angry The old queen's fist is hard on the side.

Fortunately, the old emperor didn't bother with this idiot, and hurriedly dragged his old wife over to check the cloth bag in his hand.

"Have you received the bag? If you have, please carry it on your back. Look at the small flag in my hand. This is the number three flag, which means that we are the third team, and we will follow later. , when playing, if you can’t find it for a while, don’t worry, you can find this flag, but don’t look for the wrong flag, and run away with other teams, or if other teams have played In some places, you go wrong, but you will miss the beautiful scenery and delicious food."

Hearing what Zhaodi said, everyone agreed, even the old emperor and the empress looked at the small triangular flag waving in Zhaodi's hand, and the strange thing that Zhaodi held in his hand and stuck it in front of his lips to shout .

Emperor Zhaoyuan also looked carefully, very curious, and found that the voice of the little girl became louder in an instant after using it, and Emperor Zhaoyuan felt itchy in his heart.

Xin said that he was afraid of losing face and it was hard to ask, so he would find his big companion later, and wanted the two of them to go back to the palace to play.

As soon as he was talking, Zhaodi had already waved a small flag to greet them to follow.

After passing through the huge elegant hall and going out, the first thing Zhaodi did was to ask everyone.

"Ladies and gentlemen, our miraculous journey is about to begin. Before that, do you need to change your clothes? If necessary, please go this way, everyone. Look at this, gentlemen, go here There is a door with a picture of a hat on one side, and the door with a hairpin ring on the other side for ladies to walk through. This changing place is divided into men and women, so please don’t go wrong, the little girl is waiting for you outside here.”

I didn't expect this little girl to be so thoughtful.

Seriously, for those who came early in the morning and sat in the carriage for so long, listened to such a long talk, and waited for such a long time, many of them had to solve the three urgent problems first.

After Zhao Di's words fell, Ren Dafool ​​hurriedly ran to the men's toilet. After all, Emperor Zhaoyuan was old and loved to go to the toilet. This place is not as convenient as the official room in the palace is always prepared. He planned to bear it.

It turned out that I heard, hey, there is still preparation for this.

Feeling the urge to urinate, Emperor Zhaoyuan thought for a while, patted the queen's hand, and was about to release it.

Seeing that the emperor had gone, the queen thought about it, then looked at the door painted with hairpin rings and walked in.

After each entered, Emma and the empress were both stunned.

This is the official room?Is this the official room?

As soon as you enter the door, there is a simple stone basin carved in blue and black stone. There is a bronze mirror embedded in the partition above the basin, and there are several exquisite boxes beside the mirror. An old man in gray clothes who was waiting came up, and directly unscrewed a thing made of copper on the simple stone basin that looked like a pipe, and there was a rush of clear water flowing out of it, and the old man in gray clothes next to him still Respectfully explain to yourself.

"My lord, there are special soap beans in this box. After the lord has changed his clothes, you can use the soap beans here to clean your hands. In addition, there is clean yellow paper in the big box here. After you wash, you can use this soft yellow soap to wash your hands." Paper to wipe your hands, master, please throw the used paper into the basket over here."

Emperor Zhaoyuan was surprised. Whether it was the configuration of the dressing room, the soap beans, or the soft yellow paper, he was the emperor, he was well-informed, and he had seen a lot of exquisite and expensive gadgets. Can't help myself.

What attracted him was the thing that could spit water by itself.

The old man in gray clothes, that is, the old toilet manager, saw Emperor Zhao Yuan's gaze, the old man smiled proudly, and hurriedly explained to Emperor Zhao Yuan how this thing came about.

It turned out that Yu Su borrowed the method of running water from later generations, splitting bamboo from the mountain to bring running water, and built pools at high places next to each toilet, and then introduced the water in the pools into the toilets with custom-made pottery pipes. Only then did we get tap water.

Emperor Zhaoyuan was surprised when he heard it, and sighed secretly. After returning, he asked his companion to ask about the method of running water.

Grandpa the toilet manager doesn't know who Emperor Zhaoyuan is.

Seeing this "Old Juren" over half a century old still in a daze, he wondered, didn't he come to use the bathroom?Why don't you go?
The old man, who also went to work after rigorous training, quickly asked respectfully, "My lord, you are here to change clothes. If you want to change clothes, please enter from here."

Waiting for Emperor Zhaoyuan to follow the guidance of the grandfather of the toilet, squat in the pit today, um, squat in a high-level pit, and experience it for myself, which has no peculiar smell, and even has a fragrance. It's been a while since I walked in a dirty toilet.

It is not uncommon to say that it is clean and fragrant, and there is an official room that separates the small house. What is strange is that this thing that spouts water when you step on it!

No, when he goes back, he has to have a good chat with his big companion.

The eldest companion, Old Su Gonggong, who followed the emperor from afar and was ready to appear at any time to serve him, sneezed repeatedly, wondering who was thinking about him, and at the same time hurriedly pushed his granddaughter away who came to pick him up.

　Dear friends, the article is a bit messy, there may be a lot of typos, and the logic is completely dead, but I can't hold it anymore. I am ignorant of writing, and people are floating. I'm depressed, I don't know if it's a sheep, I endured the pain and got up to type, so much for the time being, if the situation improves tomorrow, I will stick to the type, I love you, and I hope everyone pay more attention to protection.

　　
　
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