Poor family mother and son

Chapter 253 Is Your Brother Better Than My Brother?
It is not important for the butcher to figure out how he can drink, the important thing is that he has to solve the problem of being surrounded by people at home.

I was almost led astray by this woman!

People say that pig intestines are not collected if they are not cleaned. Isn't it reasonable? What is my mother-in-law doing?I got into trouble, don't you know?

Seeing the butcher's frightened look, Xiaobao hid behind his brothers and actively repaired the knife: "Your aunt scolded the county magistrate's son and wanted to kill him, hey, the knife is all inserted!"

This said, the butcher thought that these young people who came in over the wall were sent by the county grandpa's family to protect the young master.

God grandpa!This still makes people alive!
The butcher felt his eyes darken, and he couldn't help but push the wife: "Don't kneel down and apologize! That's the son of the county magistrate!"

"Yeah! You dare to hit me, old lady! Believe it or not, let my natal brothers cut you to death!" The butcher's wife was taller and stronger than her man, and she took off her shoes and fought back.

"Get out! Get out! Who are you, what are you doing standing in my yard?" A voice came.

Four or five tall and strong men rushed to the backyard, trying to push aside the guards and get closer, but they couldn't pull them away, so the leader started to yell.

These people are the brothers of the butcher's wife. They rushed over when they heard the report from the village that many people jumped over the wall and jumped into his sister's house.

The mother-in-law saw that the brothers from her mother's family had come, so, "delicate" fucked!
She threw away her shoes, sat down on the ground, slapped her thighs and started howling: "Oh, it's going to kill me! Brother, brother, you came at the right time, let me decide! For an outsider, You brother-in-law beat me!"

When some reckless men heard that their sisters and sisters were being bullied, would it be okay?Rolling up his arms and sleeves, he was about to push away the guards, but as soon as he started, they drew their swords: "Presumptuous!"

Originally, the butcher was a little timid when he saw that his brother-in-law and brother-in-law had come, but seeing that they couldn't squeeze in and the guards of the county magistrate's house refused to give way, he said bravely, "Don't do anything, this is the magistrate's house!" Sent to protect the little prince!"

"Fart your mother!" The mother-in-law yelled, "Which of your eyes did you see the person who is the magistrate? Look at the way they are dressed, it's almost like a beggar!
My girl!More people bully less people, right?Brother, brother, if you find someone, you won’t believe it. There are so many brothers and brothers in my natal family, I’m afraid they won’t be able to do it! "

Alas, it's cold, and the cotton robes are a bit useless to wear, and the guards are all dressed like ordinary people, without uniforms.

Some of the brothers yelled and went back to call for someone, but the leader didn't eat the lard in his head, and reminded them in a low voice: "Don't yell, what if it's bandits, they have knives!"

Xiaobao saw the fun, and jumped behind his brothers and shouted: "Go, go, find someone quickly, I don't believe it, your brother is as good as mine!"

You Zhenghang was extremely depressed.

The county magistrate's son is real, but the guard is fake, it's someone else's guard.

If you say that the old man is really not particular, he has seen people eating and drinking, but he has never seen such a guard like his father!

Anyway, it's okay to send a government servant in "official clothes", one will do!
"What's the matter? Xiaobao, are you in there?" Someone came in again, and the small yard really had nowhere to go.

"I'm here, Brother Meng Wu, where are you, why can't I see you?" Xiao Bao shouted, pulling his neck.

"Hey! Master Meng is here!" The butcher's wife's natal brothers all turned around to greet Meng Wu.

"Brothers, what's going on?" Meng Wu asked, looking at the courtyard full of people.

Why did Xiaobao's guards pull out their knives to scare people?
Everyone in this village knew Meng Wu, he was their "God of Wealth".

When the natal brothers heard the "God of Wealth" ask "how many brothers?", they thought they were asking the question, and quickly replied with a smile on their faces, of course repeating what their sister said.

The butcher simply squatted on the ground with his head in his arms: what do you like!

The leader of the reckless man finished speaking and asked Meng Wu: "Master Meng, look, these country bumpkins pretend to be members of the county magistrate's family, and our brothers are tied up and sent to the yamen. Do you like it?"

Meng Wu nodded: "Zhong! Xiaobao, they want to tie you up as boss, come and cooperate!"

The guards gave way to the passage, and Xiao Bao dragged You Zhenghang to the front of some rough men. The women on the ground wanted to reach out to grab Xiao Bao, but the guards flashed their knives and scared them back.

Xiao Bao said: "Tie him first, he is older than me!"

You Zhenghang: "You also compare this matter!"

Xiaobao: "Kong Rong gave up the pears!"

Meng Wu: "Let me introduce to you: this, our little master, your boss, your blood and large intestines are collected by him..."

Xiaobao reminded: "It belongs to a pig!"

Meng Wu: "...Ah, that's not important. Let's talk about this one: the son of Youzhi County is still a scholar, a good-looking talent, talented, tall, graceful, and romantic..."

You Zhenghang: "..."

On the way back, You Zhenghang was downcast.

He thinks he is a master, but who knows that if he leaves the state school and the house, he is nothing!
Xiaobao also has the ability to slap a knife into a table, so saving his life is not a problem; but he himself can't argue with words, and can't fight with martial arts.

Xiaobao couldn't lift his spirits either.

Every time I think that I have extraordinary abilities and it is not a problem to be alone, but in the end I plan to kill an enemy and almost kill my relatives;

There is nothing left to eat and nothing to do.

It's so shocking!
The guards refused to listen to Xiaobao this time, so they lined up and walked behind them, determined not to disperse.

Xiaobao and You Zhenghang walked in front, and after learning from the pain, they felt that they should make a summary of what happened today.

You Zhenghang: "Mr. said that we should follow the example of Confucius and 'examine myself three times'. Let's summarize what happened today."

Xiaobao: "Okay, you are older, you come first!"

You Zhenghang: "...Okay. With today's matter, you should have stated that you are the boss from the very beginning."

Xiaobao: "Should I? Why should I? No, why do you sum up what I do?"

Why not self-criticism?
You Zhenghang: "What did I sum up, I didn't make a mistake. She wants to slap you and I even help you talk!"

Xiao Bao: "What did you say?"

You Zhenghang: "I said, ''When people do good, even though good fortune has not yet arrived, disasters are far away; when people do evil, even though disasters...' But I didn't finish."

Xiaobao: "Oh, you're still being 'kind', why don't you just memorize the whole "Spring and Autumn" to her? It's very literary, do you think she can understand it?"

You Zhenghang was so angry: "I did it to protect you, yet you still satirized me!"

Xiao Bao hurriedly recalled the words: "No, no, how could it be! I just said that you are too knowledgeable to be understood by others.

Let me tell you a story and you will understand:

It is said that a scholar went to buy firewood, and he said to the firewood seller: "Come here, the man with the salary!"

The material seller couldn't understand the word "payer" (the person who carried the firewood), but he could understand the word "come here", so he carried the firewood in front of the scholar.

The scholar asked him, "What's the price?"

The firewood seller didn't quite understand this sentence, but he could understand the word "price", so he told the scholar the price.

The scholar went on to say: "The outside is solid but the inside is empty. There is more smoke and less flame. Please reduce it." price.)”

The firewood seller couldn't understand what the scholar said, so he left with the firewood.

If you say something that she doesn't understand, then of course you can't explain the truth to her. This trick won't work! "

You Zhenghang thought about it, it was such a reason, but he felt that something was wrong: "Then you can do it!"

Xiaobao: "I'm on it, I said you are the son of the county magistrate, is it useful?"

You Zhenghang: "Just say you're useless!"

Xiaobao: "Where is it that I am useless, it is clearly the county magistrate's son who is useless!"

The guards behind all laughed out loud.

Are these two kids summarizing?
(End of this chapter)