Poor family mother and son

Chapter 252 Spirits and Pig Intestine ([-])

The more the butcher lady thought about it, the more she felt that she was reasonable, and the more she felt reasonable, the angrier she became.

The butcher's knives on the meat case around her further strengthened her confidence.

What the hell, if you don't give money, my mother will frighten you until you pee your pants!

The butcher's wife had already rehearsed at least one and a half episodes of the drama in her heart, but she became even more angry when she saw that the two children were silent.

This is the case with swearing. It is interesting to have exchanges. It is best to divide it into three stages:

In the first stage, one person speaks and the other speaks back, and then you say something, and I say something, the needle point is pointed at the wheat awning, the louder the noise, the louder one can "advanced";

This enters the second stage, loudly using high-pitched intonation, full of enthusiasm, faster than lightning speed, non-scrupulous diction and super explosive power, the voice of the other party's scolding is getting smaller and smaller, and the sentences are getting louder and louder. increasingly incoherent;

Then it came to the third stage, the one who was defeated in a low voice, said something like "you wait for me" to save face, and walked away quickly, and it would be better to stumble when leaving perfect.

At this moment, it was the first time in You Zhenghang's life that he met a "diagnosed woman", and he opened his mouth in surprise. There was pig intestines at his feet, and he couldn't even smell the stench.

Xiaobao is considered "well-informed", but now he is also dumbfounded.

When he and his mother first arrived in Wukeshu Village, his daughter-in-law who was the third fattest person in the village was considered pretty enough.

But this one in front of me seems to be more difficult than San Pang's family, so what should I do?Where are you, mother, Xiaobao misses you!

"Auntie," Xiaobao swallowed and said, the butcher's wife in front of her seemed to be taller than her mother, her figure was as wide as two mothers, she stood in front of her like a wall, Xiaobao couldn't even see her something else.

"Auntie, where is your man? I remember that this transaction should be the fingerprint of your man on the contract. I want to find him." Xiaobao said.

His mother can't deal with an unreasonable woman, and he probably can't either. It's better to find whoever signed the contract. The main reason is that the brothers said that this butcher is honest and honest, and can be reasonable.

The butcher's wife stared: "Stop talking nonsense! Find someone to find someone, and give me the money! This bucket is 250 catties, [-] Wen, and there are five buckets in total. Take [-] Wen!"

The butcher's wife had a good plan: the rice husks and flour used to clean the large intestines were all old rice from the granary distributed by the county government for free. Although they were not edible, they didn't need to buy their own things to clean the large intestines; water, no Spend money; mainly to give free wine.

To kill a pig, the large intestine is about [-] catties. In the past, it was thrown away for nothing, or it was sold as a piece of lean meat. Now people pay for it and return the wine!
A pair of large intestines not only earns [-] Wen, but also earns half a catty of wine, this deal is too good-for-nothing!

Little Treasure looked at You Zhenghang next to him, who was four years older than himself and didn't help to make a scene, so he knew he was stupid and hopeless.

But Xiaobao also has self-esteem, and he doesn't want to find someone else when he encounters something, so he insisted: "Auntie, don't yell at me, we will do things according to the contract documents, and do whatever is written in the documents. If the large intestine is not cleaned, we No charge!"

"Hey! If you say it's not clean, it's not clean? You're still talking about paperwork to my mother. Have you ever seen the paperwork? Will you pay me or not? Be careful that my mother beats you!" After finishing speaking, he raised his hand and pretended to slap The appearance of Xiaobao slapping his hands.

You Zhenghang turned around and hurriedly stood in front of Xiaobao: "Why do you speak such evil words and deeds, woman? You must know: 'When people do good, even though the blessings have not yet arrived, the misfortunes are far away; when people do evil, even though the misfortunes... ...'"

"Fuck off! What are you talking about?" Before he could finish speaking, he was scolded by the butcher's wife so that he almost shut himself up.

The butcher's wife is finally looking forward to the stage of coming and going, so she can't lose her momentum!

This day, I just immersed myself in cleaning the large intestine, and there was no chance to quarrel.

"You!" You Zhenghang was so choked that he couldn't speak.

"Hey, what's your ability to quarrel with me?" Xiaobao poked Guyou Zhenghang, and said in a low voice, "You're trying your best!"

You Zhenghang muttered: "I can't even quarrel with you..."

"Little brat, hurry up and get the money!" The butcher's wife urged.

Xiaobao pushed You Zhenghang forward: "Auntie, you can't just bully a child, today you're in for a big deal! The person you scolded just now is the son of the magistrate!"

You Zhenghang was unprepared for Xiaobao to push him forward, almost bumping into the "mountain-like" body of the butcher's wife, he couldn't help shivering in fright.

He's taller than Xiaobao's mother, you have to look up!

The butcher's wife sized You Zhenghang up and down: Although she was wearing a cotton gown, in the local area, those who can wear a cotton gown are not considered rich and powerful. If it is really the son of the county grandpa's family, then they are not allowed to wear fur?

Who is this fooling?

"Let me tell you two, pretending to be the son of the county lord's family, and wanting to take things from others without giving money, I will kill you and no one will care, do you believe it or not?" The butcher lady said and picked up the boning knife beside her, and He stabbed hard at the desk.

You Zhenghang's face suddenly turned pale.

Too timid, Xiaobao was dissatisfied with You Zhenghang's virtue, pulled him aside, and persuaded him: "Auntie, don't talk nonsense about killing people if you don't understand the law."

After speaking, he pressed his palm on the handle of the knife, and the four-inch-long blade went into the table, leaving only the handle on it.

It was the first time You Zhenghang saw what is called "a person who does not know how to live or die".

Ordinarily, ordinary people should be frightened by Xiaobao's hand: he can stab the blade of the knife into a two-inch-thick elm chopping board at once, and the tip of the knife comes out from below, so he should restrain himself .

But the butcher lady in front of her bent down to look under the chopping board, and when she found that the chopping board had been pierced through, she scolded: "Well, you little bastard, you have pierced my old lady's chopping board, and you will lose money!"

The sound of "losing money" resounded through the sky, so much so that it attracted the butcher who was feeding blood sausage in the front yard, and hurried over to see what was going on.

"Look, look!" The butcher's wife slapped the counter table loudly: "The brat wants to take our pig intestines for nothing, and even leaked the whole chopping board!"

Some of the guards who stayed outside the courtyard leaned against the wall to watch Xiaobao's excitement, and when they saw the woman threatening people with a knife, fearing that Xiaobao would suffer, they shouted, regardless of whether they disturbed the people or not, they all rushed into the courtyard.

If you think it is troublesome to go around the courtyard wall, you simply climb over the wall and come down, just like dumpling, making the earthen wall of the house drop scum.

The butcher's wife found out that dozens of people suddenly came in, crowded the courtyard to the brim, and surrounded the two children, and she was not happy: "Get out, what's the fun!"

The butcher was so anxious that he slapped his thigh: This bitch is desperate!
Xiao Bao secretly wiped the sweat from his forehead: If the brothers don't come again, I don't know what to do.

When I meet such a fool, I can't even scare him.

When the butcher figured out what happened, he asked angrily, "Did you give the wine to your brothers?"

Seeing that the man dared to attack her, his mother-in-law put her hands on her hips again: "What's the matter? What will I do to my brother? You didn't short your wine either!"

Indeed, the wine given by the yamen is the spirit specially provided by Chu Qing’s family. It is distilled from the bulk wine commonly known as "little wine" on the market. It is incomparable with corn wine, but it is also better than the bulk rice wine they usually buy .

In order to prevent the man from talking about him, the butcher's wife gagged his mouth with some rice wine in bulk, and gave the baijiu to some of her brothers.

"No wonder you let me drink alcohol in the past six months!" The butcher instantly understood the reason.

They didn't give money to buy wine before, but now they give back half a catty of wine every now and then. This is to cover up the fact that this bitch is taking advantage of the yamen!
(End of this chapter)