Football's Number One Madman

If Savage knew what terrible consequences his mistake in stopping the ball would bring, he must have wished he had kicked the ball out of the sideline!
In the next 90 minutes, Lee Polo went all out and reached the peak!
——His peak state is to score 13 goals in a single game!
After all, compared to the Champions League opponents and Ligue [-] powerhouse Lyon, the strength of the Montenegro team is still much inferior!
So, even if Lee Polo surpasses his peak state, it is reasonable, right?
In the first half, Lee Polo completed six or six straights. In the second half, when the physical fitness of the Montenegro players declined, Lee Polo was not tired, and instead scored nine in one go!

He scored... 15 yuan in a single game!
In just 90 minutes of the game, he can score a goal in an average of 6 minutes!
No, not even 6 minutes.

Because... Southgate was worried that he was too excited, so he chose to replace him with Odo Yin in the 86th minute.

After seeing Li Polo off the field, the England players finally felt relieved. Kane, who had completed three assists before, could also ravage the already fragmented Montenegro defense without any burden. In the 90th minute, he scored his own goal one ball!
16: 0!
Kane was preparing to kill, but the referee blew the whistle for the end of the game immediately!

"Drip, drip, drip~~~"

Kane is furious!

[Lee Polo scored 15 goals, even if he didn't celebrate, it would take at least 15 minutes for 10 re-kickoffs, right? 】

[Even if 10 minutes of stoppage time is not given, it is reasonable to add 5 minutes, right? 】

【Are you afraid that I will score 5 goals in 15 minutes and surpass Lee Polo? 】

【Let me tell you, you're thinking too much! 】

【I will always be Boluo's most loyal wingman! 】

[Negative emotions from Harry Kane, 15! 】
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"757 goals!"

"Beyond Puskas!"

"Fourth goalscorer in football history!"

"Bailey (767), are you shaking?"

"15 goals in a single game! 6 goal in 1 minutes! Lee Polo is a goal machine!"

"12 minutes! The longest collection of goals in history!"

"99% of strikers will be silent after watching it! 100% of defenders will collapse after watching it!"

Amidst the crazy reports like the tide, Lee Polo did not over-inflate, but maintained the excellent quality of humility.

At the press conference after the game, he waved his hands again and again in the face of the reporters' praise:
"It's nothing to be proud of."

"If I scored 15 goals in Germany, or Argentina, maybe I might consider celebrating."

"But today we are playing against Montenegro with a population of 60 and I can only pay tribute to their professionalism."

Although he said "respect", the whole Montenegro felt his offense and disdain!
[Yeah, you kicked us to pieces and fucked the shit up, but you didn't have any sense of accomplishment! 】

[I'm so sorry, we only have a population of 60! 】

[Negative emotions from all over Montenegro, 606! 】

【Ding~~~】

Before leaving Montenegro, Li Poluo also heard a familiar prompt:

[Shooting: 81→82! 】

[Pass: 71 → 72! 】

Anyway, it is also unprecedented to score 15 goals in a single game. How can I do without rewards? …
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After playing these two European Cup qualifiers which were not high in gold content at all, Lee Polo returned to London with the team.

As soon as it landed, the mobile phone that recovered the signal received a message from Marina, the general manager of Chelsea:
"We're interested in bringing Frank Lampard back as the new manager, what do you think?"

Li Poluo only glanced at the candidate's name before resolutely rejecting it:
"Poor choice."

Marina obviously didn't expect his reaction to be so indifferent, so she tried to explain:

"Although he doesn't have much coaching experience, his performance in Derby County is not bad, is it worth a try?"

"What's more, you also said before that you can give the new coach enough opportunities for trial and error, right?"

This time, Lee Polo's answer was a little more detailed:
"I appreciate his personal achievements, but I don't like having him as my manager. Is that reason enough?"

Seeing his resolute attitude, Marina stopped pestering him:
"Okay, we respect your opinion. But... do you have any recommendations?"

Lee Polo shrugged his shoulders through the phone screen:

"Drogba, Ballack, Terry...are they all more suitable than Lampard?"

Originally, he admired Chelsea's legendary vice-captain and "Blue Bridge magic lamp", but Lampard's transfer operation after leaving the Blue Bridge made him unable to maintain this appreciation!
In the summer of 2014, due to Mourinho's persecution, Lampard, who could not get a stable chance to play, chose to bid farewell to Chelsea, who he had played for 13 years, and prepared to go to the American Major League to seek gold for retirement.

But only one month later, he suddenly joined Manchester City on loan and scored a goal in a direct confrontation with Chelsea!
Although the matter of leaving Chelsea was indeed full of helplessness, but while expressing affectionately that "Chelsea is a part of my life" and "I will always be with Chelsea", while joining Chelsea's biggest rival in the Premier League, this more or less made the Blues at the time Fans are somewhat unacceptable.

In contrast, Petr Cech's transfer to his city rival Arsenal has gained more support and understanding from the fans...

After all, Arsenal at this time is no longer Chelsea's competitor! -
Although Lee Polo mentioned Drogba and several other legends of the Blue Army, in practice, it was not that simple.

First of all, none of these celebrities have reached the standard of coaching, and they don't even have a B-level coaching certificate!
Even if the Premier League agrees to their temporary coaching, it will take a long time to get the certification. If they fail the test, it will be embarrassing - although the possibility of this is very small...

Secondly, Lee Polo's title of "Lord in the Locker Room" is as resounding as his title of "Green Butcher" back then. Even Drogba and Terry are not confident that they can restrain him... …

"If no one wants to take over, let Cudicini finish the season!"

Li Polo didn't mind giving Cudiccini a few championship trophies, allowing him to surpass Di Matteo back then. …

Anyway, the biggest contributor to these championship trophies can only be himself!

Whether it's Cudicini or Cudicini, it doesn't matter the background board!

When future generations mention this season, they will only comment like this:
"After Conte left a mess, it was Li Polo who stood up and took on the responsibility of being the number one superstar and number one core, leading Chelsea to continue to dominate the entire football world!"

While Li Polo was thinking about the future, his first son-in-law Cesc Fabregas quietly approached him:

"Dude, I have a question, can you answer me?"

Li Poluo looked at this loyal little brother, smiled and nodded:

"Don't be so reserved, Cesc, we are the best teammates."

Lao Fa asked cautiously:

"Next season, will you leave Chelsea?"

Li Poluo froze for a moment:
"I'm playing well here, why should I leave?"

"What's more... With my current worth, which club will really pay for it?"

——In the latest issue of "Dezhuan Market", Lee Polo undoubtedly continues to occupy the first place in the net worth list.

His current net worth is as high as 5 million!

This number is more than the sum of No.2 to No.5!
Fabregas relaxed a little, then lowered his voice:
"I'm preparing for my coaching license, can you support me?"

Li Poluo immediately understood.

This guy!

Fabregas winked and laughed:

"There's no need to be cheap for Drogba and Terry. Since you want to train the head coach of the new generation, why can't you give me this honor?"

Lee Polo laughed.

He patted Lao Fa on the shoulder:

"you're right!"

"As long as you can pass the qualifying exam, next season, you will be my head coach!"