Football's Number One Madman

"Liiiiiii~~~Poooooolo!"

Over Wembley Stadium, there was a deafening cry.

Li Polo turned around strangely, and looked at the enthusiastic fans around him.

[I only entered three, why are you so excited? 】

[The opponent is nothing but the Czech Republic, is it worth the fuss? 】

And Leinker in the live broadcast room quickly answered this question:

"This is a memorable moment. Lee Polo, who completed a hat-trick, raised the total number of goals in his career to 736 goals!
He also officially surpassed the German bomber Gerd Muller and became the fifth scoring machine in football history! "

Carragher glanced at the immobile Neville, and asked strangely:
"Why aren't you excited at all?"

"Could it be...you and Li Polo broke up?"

"I told you a long time ago that people like Lee Polo will drift away once they become famous. You still don't believe me!"

Neville rolled his eyes:

"It's just ranked fifth in history. Do you think...is it worth our excitement?"

"With Lee Polo's current state, it won't be too late to get excited when he becomes the number one in history!"

Carragher groaned in pain.

[First in history? 】

[This shit really made the two of them pretend! 】
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The top 5 goalscorers in football are almost all ancient monsters:

(Original) Fifth: German "Bomber", Gerd Müller, 735 goals.

Fourth: Hungary's "Flying Major", Puskas, 746 goals.

Third: Brazil's king, Pele, 767 goals.

Second, Brazil's "Lone Wolf", Romario, 772 goals

Ranked No. 1 is the Austrian player who lives in the record, Joseph Bikan, who scored a total of 24 official game goals in his 806-year career!
——In fact, almost no one knows the player born in 1913...

It is worth mentioning that Bikan's second nationality is Li Polo's opponent today, the Czech Republic.

After learning that he was about to break another ancient record, Li Polo found a new motivation. Facing Bikan's second motherland, he showed all his strength!
Lee Polo, who only scored a hat-trick in the first half, intensified in the second half, scoring 6 goals in a row!
He blasted 9 goals alone!
Coupled with the icing on the cake of Sancho, Kane, and Rashford, the Three Lions won a 12:0 victory!
He also raised his career total to 742 goals!
Only 4 goals away from the fourth-ranked Puskas!
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When Lee Polo breaks the record again, there are always some discordant voices.

Because this time he surpassed the German legend Gerd Müller, the German Football Association said very unhappy:

"Lee Polo is a very good shooter, but not all of his 742 goals were scored in official games. Some goals in friendly matches should not be counted."

What they said seems to make sense. For example, before the start of the 2018 World Cup, England played against China and South Korea consecutively. These two teams together scored 23 goals for Li Polo!

But the FA was quick to hit back.

They didn't post any tirade, just showed a photo of the game:  …

"November 2017, 11, friendly match."

In the photo, Li Polo, wearing the Three Lions jersey, is in a fierce battle with the two German defenders Boateng and Hummels.

On the big screen in the background, the score of the game is displayed:
England: 5
Germany: 0
You Germans always want to say that goals in friendly matches have low gold content?
Then you play well!

——As a note, the so-called "official game goals" only excludes the club's warm-up matches and commercial matches, and the national team's friendly matches are also official matches.
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"We are so strong!"

When the whistle blew, England's starting centre-back Harry Maguire smoothed his hair and laughed with his arm around Lee Polo's shoulder.

Apart from Lee Polo, Maguire performed the best in this game.

Facing Czech center Schick, who is 1.9 meters tall, Ma Datou completed 6 high-altitude ball scrambles with perfect statistics!
Not only that, but he also used his big head to give Lee Polo an assist in a corner kick attack!
Schick, who is worth 4200 million, was about to be bullied by Maguire and cried!
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Three days later, Southgate flew to the south-central Balkans with his players.

Their second opponent in the group stage is Montenegro.

This small country with a population of only 61 has a total annual GDP equivalent to only three Lee Polos (approximately 45 billion euros). Regardless of economics, manufacturing, technology, medical care, and cultural and sports tourism, it does not belong to Europe. developed ranks.

According to the logic of some countries, Montenegro is a small country with few people and a backward economy. There is no so-called football soil at all. Their football level should be ranked at the bottom of the world.

Wanting to form a professional football team is tantamount to fantasy!

However, the Montenegro team in March 2019 still ranked 3th in the latest FIFA rankings.

And the national men's football team of a big eastern country is only ranked 72nd-this is a relatively high ranking in recent years.

Today's Montenegro team also has excellent players.

For example, the striker Jovetic, who became famous at a young age, became famous at a young age, but he is known as "Messi of Montenegro"!
Another example is their defensive core, Savage, who has played for three first-tier teams including Manchester City, Fiorentina, and Atletico Madrid.

But today, after seeing Li Polo, the Atlético mighty, his legs felt weak...

He immediately recalled how many painful memories Li Polo, who played for Valencia from 2015 to 2017, left for the entire team of Atletico Madrid!
Injured Griezmann, abolished the old captain Gabi, caused the second captain Godin to be blasted, and made Simeone kneel down and beg for mercy...

After 2017, although Li Polo moved to the Premier League, he still caused Atletico Madrid a big loss in the Champions League!
In that game, in order to limit Li Polo's goals, Atletico Madrid adopted the most shameless tactics. They were sent off 5 people in the first half and the game ended early!
Li Polo not only kicked Atletico Madrid into the UEFA Europa League, but also made the sheet army, which surrendered before a fight and played passively, the laughing stock of the whole world!
In 2018 that just passed, although Atletico Madrid never had an intersection with Chelsea again, when Li Polo stood in front of him, Savage still broke the defense instantly!
Lee Polo even raised his chin to him:
"Yo, Atletico Madrid's substitute, hello!"

[Negative emotions from Stefan Savage, 555! 】
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In the 19th second of the game, Montenegro made a pass from the midfielder. Savage, who had just received the ball, shook his foot and sent the ball directly to Li Polo's feet!
Lee Polo was silent for a second, then kicked the ball back to Savage's feet:

"Are you provoking me?"

"You think I wouldn't have scored without this error?"

He clenched his fists, and the veins on his forehead burst:

"You are the greatest humiliation to me!"

"I will make you pay for it!"

Savage knelt directly on the ground!
[Wooooow, my legs are really weak! 】

[Savic, 995! 】