Football's Number One Madman

On the third day after reversing Bournemouth with a disparity of 13:3, Chelsea ushered in the 25th round of the game.

At Stamford Bridge, facing Huddersfield, which ranks last in the standings, Chelsea adopted a semi-main rotation lineup.

Hazard, Cesc Fabregas, Pedro, Christensen, Alonso and other main players got a rest, while Giroud, Cahill, William, Odoin, Criscito and other players entered The starting list and the lineup have also become the traditional 442 that is biased towards the British.

It seems to be 442, but because Huddersfield is too weak, once Chelsea enters the offensive state, the two full-backs will immediately become wingers. Shells!
Moreover, even the two full-backs Cristo and Zapacosta can send a good cross from time to time!
The 1.9-meter-two big Giroud and the 1.8-meter-four Lee Polo gave full play to their air dominance attributes, jumping up and down in the penalty area of ​​Huddersfield, one after another!
With their unremitting efforts, Dajirou completed the data of one shot and one pass, and Lee Polo was not far behind. With the report card of 6 goals and 1 pass, he helped the team win the game without bloodshed!
10: 0!

In addition to Giroud and Li Polo, the old captain Cahill, the right midfielder William, and Remy, who came off the bench, all scored icing on the cake goals!

With six goals in this game, Lee Polo has scored 121 goals in the Premier League this season!
He only played 25 rounds in the league, and he tied the league goals of last season!

According to the current schedule and efficiency, his total goals this season can be increased by at least 50%!
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On February 2, the British royal family held the 4 Knights of the Order Awarding Ceremony.

Queen Elizabeth II of the United Kingdom came to the scene in person and awarded medals to some representatives.

Those who received the awards are all those who have made outstanding achievements in all walks of life, celebrities from all walks of life, wealthy businessmen, pioneers in scientific research, and a small number of doctors, police and other public officials.

Since he had to rely on the British household registration book for food, Li Polo also attached great importance to this event, and he had to make careful preparations.

He deliberately took a whole day off from the club, and brought Lisanna, who had ordered a dress a month in advance, to attend in full dress.

"Hi, Polo!"

Among the crowd, he was recognized by Southgate at a glance.

There is no way, most of the other winners are middle-aged and elderly people in their 50s and [-]s. The entire hall, only Li Poluo, is full of youthful vigor.

Of course, he was the only one with a distinctive oriental face.

"Gareth, you are really a middle-aged woman's dream girl!"

Looking at the Nandaemun, who was dressed in a neat and formal attire, Lee Polo also made a joke with him.

Despite his full beard, Namdaemun has always maintained a great figure. It is no wonder that he is the most capable head coach in the 2018 World Cup.

His little suit and vest sold more than 100 million pieces! …

"You kid, aren't you nervous at all?"

Southgate's voice was visibly trembling.

He looked at Li Boluo with a relaxed face, and was really envious of his big heart.

Lee Polo shrugged his shoulders:

"I have no reason to be nervous!"

It's just a meeting with the Queen of England. For him, what is there to be nervous about?
Yin Lisabeth is just the mascot of England, not his goddess! -
The awarding ceremony was extraordinarily lengthy, somewhat resembling ancient royal etiquette.

Members of the British royal family and officials at all levels gave speeches in turn according to the procedure, and the scene was extremely dull.

Lisanna had to pinch her husband to prevent Li Polo from falling asleep in the middle...

In the end, Lee Polo finally got the chance to play. He stepped onto the podium under the leadership of the ceremonial staff.

The 93-year-old Yin Lisabeth looks benevolent and well-maintained, but she still cannot resist the erosion of the years.

Lee Polo bowed slightly in front of the supreme head of the British Empire, allowing the queen and her entourage to hang ribbons and medals symbolizing honor on his body.

Then, according to the etiquette, he said the oath that was somewhat against his will:
"Yes, My Honor, My Queen!"

I don't know if it was an illusion, but when he raised his head again, the blush on the Queen's face seemed to have decreased a lot...

Only Yin Lisabai herself felt a little bit, just now, she seemed to be enveloped by a fierce murderous aura!
She couldn't help shivering!
[This palace...why is it a bit cold? 】
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Lisanna, who didn't notice this, focused all her eyes on her husband.

Carefully stroking the medal on Li Polo's chest, she said happily:

"Dear Sir Lee, may I have the honor to have dinner with you?"

Hearing her slightly envious yet proud tone, Li Polo took his wife's arm and kissed her on the lips with a smile:
"Beautiful lady, even the queen can't take this honor away!"

[Negative emotions from Yin Lisabeth, 111! 】

On February 2, a sad news came.

The most respected queen of the British Empire was exhausted because of the honor ceremony, and unfortunately caught a cold.

In view of her advanced age, it may take a long time to recover from this illness.

——Cold knowledge, the medical assistance hotline in the UK is 111.

People all over the world who respect Her Majesty the Queen expressed deep regret.

This feeling of regret, also as a negative emotion, was summed up in Li Poluo's mind...

[Negative emotions from all over the world, 2 million! 】

Being hit by such a large amount of experience points, Li Poluo's head couldn't help but was about to explode!

Then he also heard a crisp beep:
【Ding~~~】

[Shooting: 78→80! 】

[Pass: 69 → 71! 】

[Spirit: 95 → 97! 】

The grievances of the whole world are concentrated on him alone, and his psychological endurance has made a qualitative leap! -
Chelsea's next league match will be against Manchester City led by Pep Guardiola.

Guardiola, who has been beaten many times this season, is said to have seized the time to practice defensive counterattacks.

Compared with face, his football philosophy of passing and controlling first seems not so important...

Even in Intihad's away game, Chelsea are not worried.

The problem is... when Manchester City can concentrate on preparing for the game, Chelsea have to play a second make-up game.

In order to participate in the Club World Cup in mid-December, they had to postpone two league games, and now they have a round of competition with Watford...

On February 2, they played away against the Hornets.

On the 9th, the 26th round of the league, an away game against Manchester City.

On the 12th, the UEFA Champions League round of 16 will play away against Juventus.

On the 16th, the fifth round of the FA Cup, away to Manchester United.

On the 20th, the League Cup final against Tottenham.

Lord Li, who had just been knighted, looked at this dense schedule, couldn't help but feel elated, and wanted to laugh up to the sky!
"It's all away!"

"This is simply the best gift!"