Football's Number One Madman

"Oh! This goal is scored! 4:3!"

"Chelsea took the lead before the end of the first half!"

"Lightning two combos from Lee Polo!"

"Li Polo, who had nothing in the first 30 minutes, completed a hat-trick in just 11 minutes!"

"Boruc flew into the goal with the ball!"

The narrators from different countries exclaimed at the same time.

The two masters of the Polo Hall even raised their glasses to celebrate, and golden hops splashed out.

The entire Dean Court Stadium fell into dead silence at this moment.

[Negative emotions from home fans, 101101! 】

[National Bournemouth fans, 999999! 】

——Correct knowledge, the general emergency call in the UK is 101, while the emergency call is 999 (it’s from a certain degree, don’t blame me if it’s wrong).
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When the game entered the halftime break, Zhan Jun suddenly remembered one thing:
"Strictly speaking, the last goal should be counted as an open goal, not a penalty, right?"

Zhang Lu smiled knowingly:
"That's right, from this point of view, Lee Polo still hasn't made a breakthrough in his career, hehe, haha!"

Zhan Jun also joked:
"Yeah, I didn't expect Lee Polo, who scored more than 300 goals a year, to score 0 penalty kicks in his career!"

"Lee Polo's opponents should remember this, this is his major weakness!"
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After 15 minutes, players from both sides re-entered the field.

Lineker only took a glance and found something strange:

"Bournemouth... why did they change the goalkeeper?"

Both Carragher and Neville were taken aback.

They don't remember that well for the goalkeeper of a big team...

But the fourth official on the sidelines had confirmed Leinker was right.

No. 1 Boruc off, No. 23 Begovic on.

In fact... the 31-year-old Begovic has more advantages than the 39-year-old Boruc in terms of age and strength. He was also the first goalkeeper of the Cherries last season, but his performance was not stable in the first few rounds , the head coach just wanted to stimulate Begovic's state through intra-team competition...

But...Begovic really wanted to refuse in his heart.

On the one hand, Chelsea is his old club.

On the other hand, on the other hand, in the first round of the match, he was defeated by Chelsea once!
He didn't want to taste the pain of being blown up again! -
It's not surprising that Begovic would be resistant.

Because Bournemouth is already at an absolute disadvantage:
They had sent off a central defender before and changed the goalkeeper. They have used up two substitutions and can only allow one accident in the second half.

According to Chelsea's offensive pressure in the first half, in the last 20 minutes, Bournemouth's physical fitness will definitely be in an emergency in advance!
In fact, there was no need to wait until 70 minutes. Just 5 minutes into the second half, the home team's midfielder, 33-year-old Thurman, was in crisis of physical decline and was easily intercepted by Kanter!

Cesc Fabregas lobbed a pass to the right at the first time, and Pedro swung away from the left back Smith who was marking him, and then shot on the right side of the penalty area!
Ake, who was about to block Lee Polo, could only turn his head and watch the football fly into the penalty area, but he didn't even have time to do the basic block action! …

Fortunately, Begovic reacted quickly and slapped the ball...at Lee Polo's feet!
Li Polo didn't even have time to switch to his right foot, so he directly used his left foot to complete the follow-up shot!

5: 3!

Begovic, who had originally hoped to boost his morale with a wonderful save, now just wanted to punch the door frame!

[I have known for a long time that as long as the shot is not blocked from the bottom line, this guy will appear on the first landing point! 】

[And if the football flies out of the baseline, that guy is given a corner kick! 】

[Anyway... the one who suffers the most is me! 】
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As expected, the resolute defense in the first half made Bournemouth consume too much physical energy. Coupled with the disadvantage of numbers, the home team fell into a state of collapse across the board in the second half.

Hazard, Pedro, and Rudiger scored goals one after another. Alonso scored a world wave over 30 meters. In addition, Li Polo scored three goals in a row. When the game whistle sounded, the score Already horrible!
3: 13!

Chelsea, who only scored 4 goals in the first half, scored a total of 9 goals in the second half!
Li Boluo, who had no harvest in the first 30 minutes, completed eight stars and eight arrows in the next 60 minutes!

Joshua King, who scored a hat-trick in the first 30 minutes, became the biggest background board of the game!
The disparity in the score is not the biggest point of the game. The hottest topic after the game is the old goalkeeper Boruc who was replaced in midfield!

According to the official news of the Bournemouth club, the 39-year-old Boruc felt strong dizziness and nausea during the half-time break. After examination, it was found that he had symptoms of liver damage and bleeding, and there was a slight fracture of a rib. , can only be sent to the hospital as soon as possible!

Although it was not stated clearly, everyone has turned to Lee Polo who is taking questions from the speaking seats!

【Too cruel! 】

[He actually kicked the opponent's goalkeeper until his ribs were broken and his internal organs were bleeding! 】

[In a costume drama, Boruc should spurt blood on the spot! 】

After hearing the news, Lee Polo not only did not apologize, but instead advertised his career:
"As professional players, our workers often encounter unexpected accidents, such as injuries and diseases. Therefore, we need to plan ahead and join the Player Asset Management Foundation to add a guarantee to our future!"

Boruc, who was lying on the hospital bed and was about to undergo surgery, sent him money tearfully:
"I'll join! Can't I join?"

"Next time, don't kick me so hard!"

"I'm going to be 39 next week!"

"You are... a celebrity who will be commended by the British royal family soon!"

"Can you have a little bit of respect for old players?"
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Commend?

That's right, according to the latest news from the British royal family, they will hold the first centralized honor ceremony in 2 in early February to honor those who have made outstanding contributions to the development of the British Empire.

Knights of the Order of the British Empire, divided into five classes

Knight Grand Cross ("GBE")
Knight Commander ("KBE" for men, "DBE" for women) …

Commander's Order of Merit ("CBE"),

Officer Left Order (OBE")
Medal of Membership Left ("MBE")
Among these five levels, the first and second levels are also regarded as "titles" in the modern sense, and the title of "Sir" can be added before the name after being awarded.

The reason why Manchester United's Ferguson is honored as "Lord Ferguson" is that the biggest reason is that he won the unprecedented Triple Crown in 99, and thus won the second-level KBE medal.And most of the members of class 92 that year also won the third or fourth level of medals.

And in the latest award list, Lee Polo and Southgate were both included in the second level!
Don't underestimate the huge impact of a Hercules Cup on the whole of England!

As the birthplace of modern football, England has not won any major trophy for half a century!
This championship made the Three Lions stand up completely!
As the absolute core and the greatest hero, Lee Polo is well deserved!
It's just... As the head coach who won the championship lying down, Southgate has been collectively ridiculed by head coaches all over the world.

"England's manager?"

"My grandma can win the championship just sitting there!"

Obviously working hard for the national team, but Southgate suffered a huge injury!
The root of all this is because of Lee Polo!

[If there is no Li Poluo, it would be great for me to win the semi-finals! 】

[Negative emotions from the South Gate, 745! 】