Football's Number One Madman

Goalkeeper: De Gea (Manchester United).

The defenders are directly monopolized by Chelsea: Azpilicueta, Rudiger, Alonso
Midfielders: Fabregas, Kante, Willian (Chelsea), De Bruyne (Manchester City)

Forwards: Lee Polo, Hazard (Chelsea), Salah (Liverpool)

Head coach: Antonio Conte (Chelsea)

When the Chelsea team is preparing for the upcoming FA Cup final, the Premier League officially announced the best team of the league this season.

Almost at the same time, OPTA, a well-known football data analysis organization, gave the best folk lineup based on different algorithms.

Unlike the Premier League's official 343 formation, they give a relatively traditional 442 formation:

The goalkeeper is still De Gea, and his performance on the goal line has stabilized Courtois' head-maybe Manchester United's defense is really too good, giving him too many opportunities to perform.After Manchester United eats Maguire, the pressure on De Gea will be greatly reduced.

Defenders: Azpilicueta, Rudiger, Russells (Newcastle), Robertson (Liverpool)
Midfielders: Fabregas, Kante, De Bruyne, Salah
Forwards: Lee Polo, Hazard
But no matter which list it is, Chelsea players are the biggest winners!

It is worth mentioning that under the leadership of Li Polo, the powerful fighter, the statistics of most of the main players in the Chelsea team have reached the peak of their careers:

Not to mention Lee Polo himself, this season he played 35 games in the Premier League, started 29 times, scored 121 goals, averaging 3.48 goals per game!
Hazard, the second core of the team, scored a "big double-double" of 25 goals and 22 passes. Both the number of goals and the number of assists are the most explosive statistics since his debut.

William, who squeezed out Pedro in the mid-term and became the No. 10 striker of Chelsea, also has impressive statistics: 26 goals and [-] passes. Compared with the ball king who is somewhat competitive with Lee Polo, the Brazilian is wholeheartedly playing for Lee Polo. auxiliary.

Fabregas, the team's assist king, almost gave up his chance to score and scored as many as 76 assists!
Of these 76 assists, 58 were passed to Lee Polo!

The left-back Alonso, who uses long passes and free kicks as his main means of attack, also had 9 goals and 24 passes.

The data of right back Moses is slightly inferior, with 6 goals and 17 passes, but it is also a career high.

Rudiger, Cahill, Louis, and Christensen, whose main task is defense, are not as good as these teammates, but because Li Polo often acts as a feint point in set-piece tactics, they also get headers from time to time. Chance.

Even goalkeeper Courtois received 2 assist bonuses...

When the boss Abu was listening to the work report of the general manager Marina, he couldn't help but chatter:
"The bonuses issued this year... are more than four times that of last year!"

The straightforward "Sister Na" shrugged her shoulders:

"But the sponsorship fee we received this year is five times that of last year!"

"And that's not counting the upcoming Champions League broadcast share and championship bonus!"

"Championship bonus?"

Hearing that his subordinates regarded the Champions League prize money as something in their hands, Abu slapped his thigh and laughed happily:
"That's why I like you, Marina!"

"Prepare for a grand celebration!"
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On May 5, the FA Cup final came as scheduled.

The refreshed Li Poluo, the first thing in the morning is to visit his dear little pineapple.

He fiddled with his son's little face:
"Give me a little luck?"

Little Pineapple, who couldn't understand what he was barking at, spread his legs and shook off the diaper, and a refreshing bubble of boy's urine greeted him!
Li Polo, who has the top-level [Eagle Eye] talent, never expected...his own son would treat his father like this!

Li Poluo, who had been sprayed on the face, dared not speak out, so he had to wipe Master Little Pineapple's butt first, then put on a new diaper, then rushed into the bathroom, and took a shower again...

Although he rushed for a long time, he could vaguely smell a hint of anger until he had been training with the team for an hour...

"It's my son after all, he inherited my 66 shooting skills, this piss... shot is so powerful!"

He could only comfort himself in this way, and then stepped onto the stage of the finals.
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"Welcome to the FA Cup final of the 2017-2018 season. In 10 minutes, Chelsea and Manchester United will have the final battle at Wembley Stadium."

Zhan Jun, thousands of miles away, started his own work:
"As Mourinho's second season in charge of Manchester United, the performance of the Red Devils in the league can only be evaluated as high and low.

They once led the standings at the beginning of the season, but unfortunately they lacked successors and soon fell out of the team. The FA Cup championship trophy is the only honor they can strive for this season. Mourinho will definitely go all out. "

After introducing the red side, he turned to another team:
"Chelsea this season has inherited the strong performance of last season, especially after the introduction of Li Polo with the Premier League transfer record, the attacking firepower of the Blues has been revolutionaryly improved, except for the unexpected loss to Bourne in the first round throughout the season. After the victory, he maintained a complete victory in 37 rounds, and finally successfully defended the title three rounds ahead of schedule."

Guest Zhang Lu nodded slightly:

"Manchester City this season has actually been quite perfect. It once pushed Chelsea very tightly. It's a pity that Chelsea has Li Polo and didn't give Guardiola any chance at all!"

Zhan Jun agrees:

"Manchester City has scored 94 points this season. This result is enough to win the championship in any previous season. They only lost 4 games, 2 of which were thanks to Chelsea. Without Li Polo's strong performance, the league championship Definitely in Guardiola's hands!"

While they were chatting, players from both sides had already walked out of the player tunnel.

Due to the official nature of the FA Cup, dignitaries including several British princes and princesses, sports ministers, the mayor of London, the chairman of the FA, etc. all came to watch the game. The event organizers are highly vigilant and arranged a large number of The security force "escorted" Li Polo, making it impossible for him to have in-depth conversations with Manchester United players.

He also only had a few pleasantries with his old teammate Phil Jones, and then he was gagged by the security guards and obediently lined up to shake hands.

The Manchester United players who had known him for a long time did not give him a chance to speak at all. Everyone just shook hands with him and ran back to their own half quickly...

Chelsea, who won the right to kick off, kicked off first from Lee Polo.

Cahill controlled the rhythm and transferred it laterally to Rudiger on the left.

Due to his growing age, the 33-year-old England veteran's state will inevitably decline, causing him to have to accept rotations in some games, and therefore failed to be selected for the best team with Rudiger and Azpilicueta.

Rudiger teased Lingard for a moment, then passed the ball to Alonso, who took two steps forward and sent the ball with a wide-ranging long pass just as Valencia stepped forward to press. Half time.

Lee Polo, who had already penetrated into the hinterland of Manchester United, narrowed his eyes slightly, and activated [Eagle Eye] habitually, preparing to seize the landing point.

This plug-in, which has been at full level for a long time, now has a cooling time of only 1 minute. He no longer needs to consider saving CDs, and can use it anytime, anywhere.

[...? ? ? 】

But today he did not see the familiar white light, let alone the trajectory of the passing ball.

Li Boluo froze for a moment, then activated again.

The result was exactly the same.

His mood couldn't help sinking, so that he was half a beat slower when he took off, and was easily pushed away by Phil Jones behind him.

"YES!"

The complete victory over Lee Polo in this one-defense-one contest made Jones' confidence soar, and he even cheered on the spot!
He raised his chin to Lee Polo:

"Brother, I am very brave today!"

Lee Polo didn't have time to pay attention to him.

In just a few seconds, he had activated [Eagle Eye] four or five times in succession, but each time there was no response!

【Damn! 】

[Is this the plug-in expired? 】

[You tell me how to renew the fee! 】

He suddenly thought of a possibility:
[Could it be... it's Little Pineapple's boy peeing, who ruined my cheating, right? 】

[In traditional Chinese culture, things like boy urine, chicken blood, and black dog blood have always had the effect of warding off evil spirits! 】

[Negative emotions from Li Bo Luo, +748! 】

Due to Little Pineapple's unexpected success, Lao Pineapple is now facing the biggest crisis in his career!

What's the difference between him and an ordinary superstar without an external bodyguard?