Football's Number One Madman

7:0横扫利物浦，4球1传的李波罗也正式将自己的英超进球数提升到了111大关。

With Chelsea still having two league rounds, the hottest market for the major European bookmakers is..."Can Lee Polo break through 120 goals in a single season"?
There are actually many variables in this, which is why gamblers are motivated to compete.

For example, will Conte let players rest?

Or will Chelsea's last two rivals fight to the death?
Or...Will Lisanna, who has just come back from the ban, over-extract Li Boluo's physical energy? -
Compared with whether he can break through the 120-ball mark, Lee Polo thinks another problem is more troublesome.

"Just call him Bruce, or Bruce!"

Uncle Mike Taylor shook the little pineapple lying on the hammock and enthusiastically put forward his suggestion.

Both Lisanna, and their parents, are taking this advice seriously:

"It's a great name!"

They even thought about it from the perspective of the team they supported:
"Blue, that is, Blue, whether it's Chelsea or Wimbledon, it's all blue!"

Only Lee Polo felt something was wrong:
"Wait a minute, is this appropriate?"

Bruce, this is the name of Lisanna and Mike's father, the head of the Taylor family!

But even Mr. Bruce Taylor himself felt that there was no problem, but was full of expectations:

"Let the little one have the same name as me, Mike, you're a genius!"

Lee Polo shrugged and accepted the fact that his biological son was named "Bruce Lee".

But he still retained the last dignity of being a father, and gave Little Pineapple a Chinese name:
[Your father did all kinds of evil on the court a few years ago, and he was very worried that God would bring retribution to his children.

So... let's call you Li Anping!I hope you can spend your life safely and smoothly! 】
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When the Polo family held a naming ceremony around the small pineapple, the FA announced the England national team's 2018+23 squad for the 5 World Cup
23 people are selected, divided according to position:

Goalkeepers (3): Pickford (Everton), Butland (Stoke City), Pope (Burnley)
Defenders (8): Cahill (Chelsea, vice-captain), Walker, Stones (Manchester City), Phil Jones (Manchester United), Trippier, Rose (Tottenham Hotspur), Maguire (Leicester ), Trent Alexander-Arnold (Liverpool)

Midfielders (6): Henderson (Liverpool, captain), Dale (Tottenham Hotspur), Ashley Young, Lingard (Manchester United), Delph (Manchester City), Cheek (Chelsea)
Forwards (6): Rashford (Manchester United), Kane (Tottenham Hotspur), Sterling (Manchester City), Vardy (Leicester City), Welbeck (Arsenal), Li Polo (Chelsea)

The five-man waiting list includes: Tom Heaton, Tarkowski (Burnley), Livermore (West Brom), Lallana (Liverpool), Lewis Cook (Bournemouth)
After the list is released, many media and fans will still complain about Dele Ali who was excluded from the national team, and even the top executives of the FA have similar voices.

The reason is simple. After Wilshere's premature demise, the Three Lions really lacked a skilled midfielder. Ali was likely to fill this role, but his historical grievances with Lee Polo made him Forever lost his chance to serve his country.

In England without Alli, the midfielders can only use rough guys like Henderson, Dyer, and Delph. Among the remaining three midfielders, Cheek is too young, and obviously just came out to meet the big brothers of the national team. As far as the world is concerned, Ashley Young can basically only be regarded as a full-back, while Lingard's role at Manchester United is more like an assaulter or second striker.

In the entire Three Lions, there is a lack of commanders like Cesc Fabregas, Pirlo, Harvey, or Modric who can control and pass, and there are no top-notch offensive and defensive abilities like Gerrard or Lampard. Even quasi-first-class players like Scholes and Carrick have become swan song!

Not only that, but what makes Southgate even more embarrassed is that he doesn't know what to do with his bloated forward line:
For example, between Lee Polo and Kane, he couldn't really give up Kane.

But if the two great strikers are allowed to start at the same time, how should Sterling and Rashford choose?

If four forwards are arranged, and Henderson and Dyer are added to the midfield, the defense can only have a traditional four-back, instead of three central defenders + two wing-backs!
At a certain moment, the South Gate, whose mind was buzzing with thoughts, suddenly had an evil idea:

【Harry Kane, if only you could get hurt!

Then I don't have to be so embarrassing! 】
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Since the World Cup will start in mid-June, the major European leagues have tightened their schedules to a certain extent to ensure that the league will be played in mid-May, while leaving a week for the cup and European finals.

英超当然也不例外，第38轮收官大战被安排在5月13日（去年是5月21日）。

But before that, there are four teams that will make up the 35th round.

Since he has already won the championship ahead of schedule, and his opponent is only Huddersfield, who is not up or down, Conte can completely rotate in a big way.

The youth players who haven't played for a long time-Mount, Odoi, Anderson, Ampadu, all appeared in the starting list.

Of course, in order to ensure that he does not play too ugly at home, Conte also arranged the central axis of Li Polo, Kanter, Rudiger + Louis.

There is no need to go into details about the process of the game. Lee Polo scored two goals in the first and second halves, Mount and Luiz added the icing on the cake, and Chelsea scored seven goals in 90 minutes!
The fly in the ointment is... when the victory is already decided, the young players will inevitably be slack and careless. As a result, they were successfully attacked by the opponent, and the whole team lost the zero seal bonus.

In another make-up match, Manchester United beat Bournemouth 2-0 in an away game. The Red Devils, who took all three points, re-overtook Liverpool in the standings and ensured that they got a ticket to the Champions League next season.

The last spot will be between Liverpool with 71 points and Tottenham with 69 points!

With 2 points + 12 goals in hand, Liverpool can secure fourth place as long as they draw in the last round! -
May 5th is also coming soon.

Different from previous games, as the final battle, 10 duels will be played in 10 stadiums at the same time.

Chelsea's opponent is Newcastle United at home.

As a newly promoted team last season, "Magpie" performed fairly well this season, ranking 10th in the standings, which is a true desire for nothing.

Since the coach of Newcastle is a tactical master Benitez, several players in the Magpies have played for Liverpool, such as midfielder Shelvey, right back Manquillo...

But Benitez and Shelvey, the two bald men, don't want to "revenge" their former club at all.Rather than shopping for Chelsea, they would rather spend more time and energy thinking about where to go on vacation...

Their negative game attitude angered Li Polo.

The No. 1 of the Blues, who has always gone all out to treat every game, vowed to teach these people with practical actions:
"What is a real professional player!"

"Worth every penny of wages!"

At St. James' Park, Lee Polo scored a hat-trick in the opening 25 minutes, beating the Magpies who only wanted to take a vacation to their knees!
After that, Hazard and Pedro each scored a goal, which completely killed the suspense in the first half!

Anyway, he is also a famous football coach. Benitez was a little shameless. He gave the players a shot of chicken blood during the intermission, trying to make them show a little fighting spirit.

But Lee Polo followed up with another hat-trick, directly destroying Newcastle's morale!

With the icing on the cake of Remy who came off the bench, Chelsea used a hearty 9:0 to draw a successful end to this season's Premier League!

In the 38 league rounds, except for the accidental loss to Burnley in the first round, they all won! -
With the end of the final round, all the four dramas have come to an end.

Tottenham, playing at home, fell into an unimaginably bitter battle with Leicester City.

Kane, Lamela, Vardy, Mahrez, and Ihenacho scored one after another. The scene was very stalemate for a while. In the end, relying on Kane's lore, Tottenham won the difficult game with a score of 5:4. victory.

But they waited until the news of Liverpool's 4:0 victory over Brighton. Kane, Sun Xingmin, Lamela, Eriksson, Alderweireld, Lowry... These players almost cried bitterly!
After struggling for a whole season, he could only play in the Europa League. As a top player, who is willing to accept such a result? !

The relegation battle is also settled.

West Brom, Stoke City, and Swansea have locked in the bottom three and lost their last chance to stay in the Premier League! ——
Attachment: 2017-2018 season Premier League final standings (excluding words)
1. Chelsea, 37 wins, 0 draws and 1 loss, 111 points, 204 goals scored, 24 goals conceded, a goal difference of 180 goals

2. Manchester City, 30 wins, 4 draws and 4 losses, 94 points, 103 goals scored, 40 goals conceded, 63 goal difference

3，曼联，23-7-8，76分，75-39-36
4，利物浦，21-11-6，74分，82-45-37
5，热刺，21-9-8，72分，67-41-26
6，伯恩利，15-12-11，57分，40-40-0
7，阿森纳，17-6-15，57分，67-68-负1
8. Everton, 49 points

9. Leicester, 46 points

10, Bournemouth, 42 points

11. Crystal Palace, 41 points

12, Brighton, 40 points

13. West Ham United, 39 points

14. Newcastle United, 39 points

15, Watford, 38 points

16, Southampton, 37 points

17. Huddersfield Town, 36 points

18. Swansea, 33 points

19, Stoke City, 31 points, relegated
20, West Bromwich Albion, 28 points, relegated