Demon King's Life Simulator

Chapter 62
Recently, the stock market has fluctuated and oil prices have skyrocketed. No. 95 oil has come to the nine-yuan era. Yesterday he said that Shen Pan'an bought a car at the wrong time. Who knows that Shen Pan'an doesn't care about this at all.

Now, even sitting in the restaurant of Shen Pan's Anjia Hotel, Xu Tian can hear passers-by talking about the recent global economic turmoil.

"Recently, the stock market is really hellish. If I trade stocks again in the future, I, Wang Lilong, will write my surname upside down!"

Sitting in front of Xu Tian, ​​Wang Lilong was a middle-aged man in his forties who was complaining about the stock market with another middle-aged man at the same table.

It is said that Xu Tian also thought about buying lottery tickets to speculate in stocks before, but later he figured it out. In fact, the essence of the Chinese lottery is to fabricate a person who gets something for nothing, to fool a group of people who want to get something for nothing, and finally support a group of people who really get something for nothing.He felt that he was not suitable for this.

Compared with stock trading, it is more reliable, so I have paid attention to it for a while, and I plan to learn investment and financial management in the future to make some money.

After all, as the saying goes, if you don't manage money, money ignores you.

Xu Tian is very interested in the connection between the war and the stock market, but anyway, he is very glad that he escaped the stock market crash. There are two reasons for his conclusion: first, he carefully analyzed the profit-risk ratio, and studied the trend of the market and the stock market. Various funding plans, coupled with market confidence and hard work to study Marx's great book Capital Theory and Socialist Market Economic Theory, and doing things calmly and rationally are not easy to be tempted; second, no money.

However, Xu Tian, ​​who knows a thing or two about stocks, was quite interested in topics related to stock trading, so he also interjected: "In fact, stock trading is the same as finding a partner. Introduced by a friend, but the ending is mostly thrown away in embarrassment.”

[Negative emotion value from Wang Lilong +11]

[Negative emotion value from Su Lin +9]

Su Lin was the middle-aged man who was discussing the stock market with Wang Lilong. He was a well-educated upper class person. He looked at Xu Tian with a smile: "I can't tell, the young man also has research on the stock market?"

Xu Tian smiled and talked eloquently: "In fact, stock trading is like a person holding a bone to tease a puppy. The bone is thrown here, and the puppy runs over and bites twice, and then brings it back; throws it over there and bites twice. Bring it back, the puppy is played around by the owner."

[Negative emotion value from Wang Lilong, +18! 】

[Negative emotion value from Su Lin, +12! 】

Wang Lilong savored this sentence carefully: "Hey, little student, what you said is very reasonable. We stockholders are really being played with like this puppy."

Xu Tian: "No, you are the bone in the dog's mouth."

[Negative emotion value from Wang Lilong, +25! 】

[Negative emotion value from Su Lin, +17! 】

It hurts, boy!
How dare you speak the truth!
Xu Tian continued talking, exchanging ideas with the two diners: "Actually, as long as you don't play too much with stocks, you can still make money without losing money."

Wang Lilong curled his lips: "Little classmate, this bullshit is exaggerated."

Su Lin also smiled wryly: "That's right, how can you make a steady profit without losing money in stocks?"

Wang Lilong said again: "Otherwise, if you talk about it, how can you make a steady profit without losing money?"

The corner of Xu Tian's mouth raised an inscrutable arc—let me, a senior investor, tell you:

"First of all, you have to join various stock trading exchange groups, learn stock trading knowledge, and get all kinds of inside information. Then when other people's stocks are rising, make people send red envelopes. Just grab the red envelopes and don't buy stocks."

Wang Lilong: "..."

Su Lin: "..."

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"Well, don't bury people, you will scare away all my hotel guests in a while."

Shen Pan'an, who had been holding back his laughter, couldn't help it, and patted Xu Tian.

"Then have you finished eating? Go back to class immediately after eating, and deduct money for being late."

Since he entered the Golden Core stage, Xu Tian no longer had any need for food, he just took two mouthfuls of abalone and king crab symbolically, as if he had accepted Shen Pan Anfei's kindness to treat him, and stopped eating.

After all, the more you eat, the more impurities will remain in your body. As a Jindan master, although Xu Tian can eliminate impurities on his own, he finds it troublesome.

"Cut it off, whatever you want."

Shen Pan'an was not in a hurry.

"You are free, I am not casual."

Xu Tian wipes his mouth with a napkin. This action is of the same nature as a woman wiping her lipstick - to see if a woman wipes her lipstick after eating, the matter is over.

into the night.

Classes start on time.

Sitting in the boring classroom, Xu Tian felt that the powerful golden core aura in his body was a little stagnant, presumably it was because he ate the dregs that Shen Pan Anfei wanted to treat at night.

Although the impact is almost negligible, for the transcendent existence of the golden core stage, Xu Tian has become accustomed to the state of harmony between man and nature, and even a trace of filth in his body makes him feel uncomfortable.

So he wanted to clean up all these dross, and immediately rubbed his butt on the stool, trying to tear the detox fart that was about to come out into a muffled sound.

Anyway, no matter what, don't make a sound, if you let it go, this is a fart that will make a big noise, so he deliberately changed it to vibration mode...

"What are you doing wriggling around like a maggot?"

Shen Pan noticed that his lower body was moving a little abnormally, and summed up Xu Tian's state in one sentence very vividly.

Xu Tian squinted at him: "You mean you are a piece of shit?"

[Negative emotion value from Shen Pan, +13! 】

Shen Pan's eyes became a little weird: "What are you talking about?"

Xu Tian sneered: "You say I'm a maggot, and maggots live next to shit."

Shen Pan: "..."

[Negative emotion value from Shen Pan, +26! 】

Xu Tian continued to twist twice, and finally, he felt a tremor between his thighs.

Finally managed to hold back the voice, and let out the stale air without making a sound...

next moment……

"Fuck, who farted, it stinks so much?"

Someone suddenly covered his nose and yelled out.

[Negative emotion value from Du Feiyu, +19! 】

[Negative emotion value from Lu Susu, +21! 】

[Negative emotion value from Shen Panan, +14! 】

[Negative emotion value from Liu Guoqiang +3]

At the same time, almost all the teachers and students in the class contributed negative emotional value, and even Teacher Liu Guoqiang, who was reading "The Yellow Emperor's Internal Classic", couldn't help frowning.

Xu Tian was a little embarrassed, so he had no choice but to look at his nose and his heart, without saying a word...

But speaking of it... this taste is indeed a bit too much.

The fart thing was over quickly, and the window was opened for three to five minutes to let go of the incident. However, what everyone in the class didn't expect was that this nonsensical nightmare did not end here...

Xu Tian, ​​who was sitting upright, was moved, and the last trace of filth was pushed to the muzzle...

The lower body continued to squirm mysteriously, and then...

No sound was heard, and a stench permeated the entire classroom again...

(End of this chapter)