Demon King's Life Simulator

Chapter 61 A Man Is Reliable

"Hi, I'm an insurer from China Life, and now our company is launching a new life insurance..."

Xu Tian, ​​who received the harassing phone call, was very upset, and said backhand: "I'm sorry, I'm already very thin, and I don't need to lose weight."

Then he hung up the phone.

[Negative emotion value from Xue Wenchang, +23! 】

Listening to the beeping busy tone on the phone, the insurance salesman named Xue Wenchang was stunned for a long time without recovering...

Brother, I am China Life, not Chinese thin!
Whether you are thin or not has nothing to do with whether you buy insurance or not!

Tonight's class is very interesting, the most interesting one is mainly focused on He Bing's Qi refining class, pulling everyone into the empty classroom next to him to teach everyone to practice basic movements.

Several movements are difficult, and most people don’t move much at ordinary times. After all, thanks to the blessing of the new era, everyone doesn’t have to sweat like in ancient times to make ends meet. Most of the body is rusted and even the limbs are almost degraded. After a set of movements, I complained endlessly, and my legs and feet were weak.

There is no doubt that these people will definitely have back pain the next day, just like leapfrog after a day of practice.

Only Xu Tian didn't respond.

Seeing the people around him sweating profusely and panting, some of them just lay down, he was quite puzzled, is it so difficult?

"I said... why didn't you respond at all?"

For example, Shen Pan'an next to him just sat down on the ground, like a deflated ball, with a shrunken face.

Xu Tian smiled: "This is the consequence of not exercising normally."

Shen Pan sneered: "It sounds like you usually go to the gym every day?"

Looking at Xu Tian who seemed nothing had happened, He Bing pushed the black-rimmed glasses on the bridge of his nose, thinking in his heart that his vision was right, this boy was really extraordinary.

After class, Shen Panan, who was as tired as a dog, didn't even bother to take a bath, and went to sleep until the end of the day, and didn't get up until the next day.

"Hey, I thought I would have back pain and leg cramps today. Why didn't I react at all, but I felt a lot lighter?"

After waking up, he marveled strangely. He thought that after doing the splits and various weird postures like yesterday, he would wake up in pain today.

I never thought that I would feel refreshed after the break, so I had a whim and invited Xu Tian during class:
"Accompany me to the Internet cafe to play lol after school?"

This guy doesn't usually have any hobbies, he just likes to drive black lol.

Niu Yun poked his head out of the bed when he heard the words: "You can have this, you are a great god, with you leading us, we will be invincible."

"alright."

Xu Tian doesn't care.

As soon as school was over, the three of them went to the Internet cafe next to the school to go online.

This group of people usually play in Zaan, the second district of Telecom. Xu Tian didn't have an account in Zaan, so he registered a new one called "One Me".

"It's a strange name, does it have any meaning?"

Niu Yun next to him was a little curious.

"Prevent losing the game."

Xu Tian, ​​who had just entered the novice training camp, said casually.

"Hey, don't tell me you can't lose because of this name?"

Niu Yun smiled, not knowing what it meant, so he didn't take it seriously.

After playing for a whole morning, the record is green. Although Xu Tian is a trumpet, the other three are all tubas, and most of the matched opponents are tubas with similar ranks.

But Xu Tian doesn't care. The current rune system is not like before. New accounts with low levels can still point runes. There is no difference between large and small accounts. The opponent was almost crying, and the negative emotional value in his mind has never been broken.

Until later, when I was playing ad Jinx, I met a wonderful supporter Annie, and the level directly flashed to the opposite tower to stun people. The terrible thing was that his skill "burning" was empty, but the opposite Wei En, who had only half health left I was almost scared to pee by him, and I just rolled back and fled...

The opponent's assistant, the Japanese woman, hurried to Anne's side and knocked him unconscious under the tower with a q.

Xu Tian, ​​who was replenishing troops behind, had no time to run up, and could only watch helplessly as this silly and naive Annie died tragically under the onslaught of the enemy turret...

[Negative emotion value from Wang Dongliang, +18! 】

What's even more bizarre is that Xu Tian hasn't scolded him yet, he scolded him first: why don't you keep up with ad?

Then this Annie ran to the middle lane to give away the kill, and then the opponent made all kinds of big kills, and then lost this round...

When it was time for the settlement page, Annie used wegame to assist and sent a message: I am not afraid of a god-like opponent, but I am afraid of meeting a teammate like me...

Annie: "???"

[Negative emotion value from Wang Dongliang, +77! 】

Seeing what Annie said, Niu Yun and Shen Pan burst out laughing.

Are you not afraid of a god-like opponent, but afraid of meeting a teammate like me?
Niu Yunguai shouted: "Hahahaha, this trick is perfect, Lao Tian!"

Now he understands why he chose this name to prevent losing the game...

This sentence can only be automatically sent on the public screen after you use the wegame game auxiliary software to blackmail your teammates after losing. It is said that Xu Tian's name, people with a little bit of insight would not dare to send this word to humiliate him. It's a pity that Annie is a fool this time...

Shen Pan also laughed and turned backwards: "I said, why did you come up with such a name? I will give 9 points for this pretense, because 6 is turned over."

Playing games in the morning, attending class in the afternoon, and leaving Ge Youtan in the dormitory after class.

Paralyzed and paralyzed, Xu Tian saw a hypocritical female classmate in Moments: men are reliable, sows can climb trees.

Originally, Xu Tian already had his own way of posting in Moments to piss off everyone at once, and he didn't want to comment on anyone alone, for fear of being blocked, he would not be able to get a second harvest in the future, but seeing this, he felt that he was very useful. It is necessary to stand up and justify the names of the majority of male compatriots, after all, he is also a male.

Although I don't know what kind of injury this female classmate suffered from which scumbag, but it doesn't mean that you can overturn a whole boat with one blow!

Although there are scumbags who betray women in this world, there are also scumbags like me who don't have women!

How can our male friends allow you to slander us?

So Xu Tian posted a sharp comment in a fit of indignation. In just one word, it is estimated that this female classmate would vomit blood.

The one-word comment he posted was: 橥.

[Negative emotion value from Qiu Yiyi, +11! 】

A man is reliable, a sow can climb a tree.

The word you gave me means to slap me in the face on the spot?
But when Xu Tian went back to look after a while, he could still see the circle of friends of this female classmate named Qiu Yiyi, which meant that she hadn't blocked herself.

The heart is still quite big, Xu Tian recalled this female classmate who was quite popular, well, from the outside, she also has a big heart.

(End of this chapter)