The First Happy King of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 22

Three Fatty, Li Muyun's childhood playmate, the two are similar in age and are neighbors, and they have the best relationship on weekdays.

Li Muyun wanted to give away the excess oil to others, so naturally he couldn't do it alone, so he dragged along this fat man who grew fat even after drinking cold water.

And the third fat man was curious about the sudden extra people in his friend's house, and when he saw Li Muyun coming to him, he started working with him without even thinking about it.

One time, two times, and finally after the third time carrying the oil tank to the outside of the yard, Li Muyun stopped, looked at the three fat men beside him and said, "If you look at me like that again, believe it or not, I will Beat you so hard that even Aunt Li can't recognize you?"

The three fat men curled their lips, first showed a disdainful expression, and then approached Li Muyun mysteriously: "Da Lang, people in the village are spreading rumors that you are the old man's illegitimate child, is this true?"

"Fart, who did you hear that from?" Li Muyun glared at the fat man with murderous eyes.

"Everyone in the village said that, and they also said that you might have picked it up at the garbage dump, but now your own father has found it!" The third fat man took two steps back and said very seriously.

"I also said that you still paid for the phone bill, do you believe it or not?"

"What? What is phone charge?" The third fat man was at a loss.

Li Muyun was defeated by the three fat men's nerve reflexes, and he let out a long breath and said, "The point I'm talking about is not charging the phone bill, but that you gave it as a gift, understand?"

"I don't understand, my mother said, I was sent by the lady who sent the child, if it wasn't the lady who sent the child, I..., hey, hey, don't go, I haven't finished talking yet!" The third fat man was about to start talking. After giving Li Muyun a good introduction to his background, he found that this guy had already walked a long way with the oil tank in his arms, so he had no choice but to quickly chase after him.

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After finding another family to send the oil out, the two of them walked back with the pot in their arms. Li Muyun seemed to have suddenly remembered something, and pulled the three fat guys to the side of the road and said mysteriously, "Fatty, do you want to get rich?"

"Who doesn't want to get rich, the question is, do you have a way?" The third fat man answered very casually.

Li Muyun had discussed with him countless times about issues like this, but each time they ended without a problem, either because it was unrealistic or because they had no capital, and the two of them simply stopped discussing this issue afterwards.

"Don't you want to know who those people from my family are? Come on, I'll tell you today!"

"That's good, tell me!" When the three fat man heard that Li Muyun wanted to tell him about the origins of those people who made him very scared and very curious, he suddenly lifted his spirits, and casually turned over the pot in his arms. He put his mouth face down on the ground and sat on it.

Li Muyun's movements were the same as those of the third fat man. He turned the jar over and sat on it, smacked his lips, and said word by word under the expectant eyes of the third fat man: "I'm going to be a bandit!"

"Oh! What? What are you going to do?"

"Be a bandit!" Li Muyun said with certainty and affirmation.

"You don't want to live anymore? Be a bandit? Even if the government doesn't come to encircle and suppress you, you'll starve to death!" The third fat man's reflex arc finally reacted, and his whole body bounced like a meat ball.

Li Muyun was taken aback by the reaction of the third fat man, and glared at him: "Keep your voice down, don't be blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!"

"No, have you really thought about it? Those people in your yard are all bandits?" The three fat man also realized that being a bandit is not something to show off, and he looked around nervously, not in the dark. After finding someone who was an eyesore, he lowered his voice and asked.

"They are not yet, but..."

"It's nothing, our brother for so many years, why don't you be embarrassed, don't you just go to the mountain to be a scumbag, it's nothing, it's not shameful. Seeing how thin you look, I guess you can only go from Let me do it, unlike me, if I go, I can be a small boss. But then again, I am not so easy to do, and if one is not good, it is easy to be..."

"Are you done yet? Did you say it or I said it?"

Li Muyun was completely defeated by this fat man, obviously he was the one who came to ask himself, but before he could say a few words, this guy started to talk, and it was still the kind of talk that couldn't grasp the point, I really don't know How did my friends for so many years endure it?

"Oh, tell me, tell me!" The three fat man also realized that he was a bit presumptuous, and sat back on the jar with a smirk.

"Forget it, let's not talk about it, you just need to know that I am the head of the Shaozhai now." Seeing the virtue of the third fat man, Li Muyun suddenly lost the intention to continue, picked up the pot on the ground and walked back, Behind him came the startled voice of the third companion: "It turns out that the old man is really your own father!"

"Boom!" Li Muyun, who was walking in front, was finally defeated by the three fat men, and fell to the ground unsteadily.

After getting up, without looking at the broken pot, he jumped and scolded: "Third Fatty, your uncle! If you don't speak, no one will treat you as dumb!"

"My uncle is your father." The third fat man shrank his neck and muttered knowing that he was wrong.

Yes, the uncle of the third fat man is Li Muyun's father, because the third fat man has been calling Li Muyun's biological father "uncle" since he was a child.

Li Muyun was almost outraged by the third fat man's answer, so he stretched out his hand and poked him a few times, turned around and left with a flick of his sleeves, and swore at the same time that if he said a word to the fat man again, he would make the fat man grow longer Thirty catties of meat.

However, the third fat man didn't know what Li Muyun was thinking. Seeing that he seemed to be really angry, he hurriedly chased after him, and after he was beside him, he asked cautiously: "Hey Muyun, what did you just say? Not really? Are you really going to be the head of the Shaozhai?"

"What's the matter?" Li Muyun stopped in his tracks, thinking about how the third fat man would grow another thirty catties of meat, and then use his meat to boil oil.

"Then, then, look, are we good brothers?" At this moment, the fat man suddenly showed a little embarrassment, and even twisted his fingers like a woman, almost vomiting out Li Muyun's nausea. .

"Speak up if you have something to say, fart if you have something to say, hurry up!" Li Muyun tried to keep his gaze away from the three fat guys in order not to really spit it out, and urged repeatedly.

"That, that is, if you are well-developed, can you take me with you?" The third fat man continued to twitch.

"Okay, but you have to send out all the oil in my house tonight."

"Why, why?"

"You can take this as the test of the young village master against the minion." Li Muyun said as he walked, but what he was thinking in his heart was: Damn it made you sick of me just now, let me see if I won't let you break your leg!

(End of this chapter)