The First Happy King of Zhenguan in the Tang Dynasty

Chapter 21 Cerebral Thrombosis

Turning the book back to the front, it doesn't talk about how Dongfang Yumei arranged for the housekeeper Wang Kui, but about everyone in the Li family village.

Li Muyun, who won a lot of praise by relying on a plate of scallions and fried meat, was quite proud. Seeing the pitiful eyes of a group of ground turtles who ate stir-fried vegetables for the first time, he immediately felt a sense of accomplishment.

But, why did the old man stare at him? Didn't he already cook a plate for him just now?Didn't this living father have enough?Speaking of which, there was a lot of meat on the big plate just now, and it weighed more than two catties. The old man actually made it by himself. Li Muyun was very worried that it would break him.

However, before Li Muyun could figure out what kind of nerves this old man was having, the winking Chen Mu came over and poked behind him: "Hey, Xiaoyun, do you have any other tricks?"

"No! Let's cook it all in the pot!" Li Muyun shook his head quickly, and behind him, Chen Mu could almost see dandruff flying away.

Damn, before the slaughter of pigs, I didn't like how I looked at me, but after eating a piece of meat, I became a 'Xiaoyun'. I have never seen such a shameless person in my life.

It has to be said that Li Muyun still underestimated the influence of stir-frying on Datang's cooking methods of steaming, boiling, and roasting. Just after Chen Mu retreated to the side in a little dejection, the living father of old Li Yuan said: "Xiaoyun Ah, since there are no new dishes, let's make ten more dishes of that green onion dish for Weifu."

Li Muyun looked at old Li Yuan with unbelievable eyes: "Father, you can't eat too much of this food, if you eat too much, you will have a cerebral thrombosis!"

"What, what is a thrombus?" Li Yuan didn't know what a cerebral thrombosis was.

But at the next moment, Li Muyun, with crooked mouth, slanted eyes, and cramped hands, stood there and began to tremble, and said inarticulately while trembling: "Just, just, that's, this, that's called, brain, brain blood, embolism! "

"..." Li Yuan couldn't help but shuddered when he saw Li Muyun was about to die from convulsions, and said in his heart that even if he died, he didn't want to be like that ghost.

Chen Mu and the others were also a little scared when they saw Li Muyun's appearance, and they all turned their eyes to old Li Yuan, as if they wanted to see if the Supreme Emperor had any signs of 'cerebral thrombosis', and if so, they should take down the culprit first.

After all, they were Li Yuan's guards. If the little old man ran away from home once and turned into that ghostly appearance, after returning, His Majesty Li Er would probably make their group smoke even more than this.

However, Li Muyun didn't care much about these things. The so-called cerebral thrombosis was just an excuse he made for not wanting to fry ten plates of scallions and fried meat again. There is already this slightly cool oil residue walking towards the yard.

While walking, he still didn't forget to grab a piece or two and throw it into his mouth to chew vigorously. The mellow and delicious taste made him squint his eyes in enjoyment.

Speaking of it, the original ecological world of Datang is better. In the later world where genetically modified, feed, and hormones are everywhere, how could there be such delicious things.

"What are you eating?" Just as Li Muyun squinted his eyes and was enjoying himself, old Li Yuan stood behind him strangely.

"Ah? This? This is boiled oil residue, just like the residue left over from mustard oil. It's useless, even if you feed it to pigs!" Li Muyun put the plate away in his arms.

"Give it to my father to taste!" Li Yuan stretched out a big hand.

"Father, this food is not a good food. If you eat too much, you will easily get cerebral thrombosis." Li Muyun turned around, used his body to block old Li Yuan's eyeballs that were about to fall into the plate, and pointed to Chen who was standing beside him. Mu: "If you really want to eat it, see if he agrees."

It's about his head, how could Chen Mu agree, he shook his head immediately!
Although he also knew that since Li Muyun dared to eat it, the food would definitely not be really poisonous, but as a guard, he was not afraid of [-] but just in case, so he would rather let the old Li Yuan 'hopefully' than let the Supreme Emperor 'test the law' .

However, Li Yuan is obviously not a fool, how could he be fooled by Li Muyun and Chen Mu, and stretched his big hand forward: "He knows a shit, bring it!"

"No, dear father! This is pig meat, it's pig meat, you are a person of status, this thing is not suitable for you!"

"Fart, I just want to eat it! Will you give it?"

"It's not that I won't give it. If you eat this food, you will have high cholesterol, high blood pressure, and high blood lipids. In the end, you will have a cerebral thrombosis, and you will look like the second child..."

"Don't make excuses for me, if it's really that dangerous, why do you still eat it?"

"I was born poor and couldn't eat good food." Li Muyun didn't know how many times he avoided old Li Yuan's big hand, and said sobbingly.

"I don't believe it, take it and taste it, or believe it or not, I will beat you!"

have to!Seeing that the old man was getting anxious for a plate of oil residue, Li Muyun had no choice but to take out the plate and watched as the old Li Yuan, who had just eaten about two catties of pork, picked a piece from it and put it into his mouth.

"Well, this thing is not bad, it tastes great!" After trying a piece, Li Yuan immediately praised with a smile on his face, and then glanced at the eager Li Muyun, showing a meaningful smile.

There is a conspiracy!Li Muyun shivered subconsciously, and just when he was about to say something to Li Yuan, he saw the old man beckoning to Chen Mu and the others: "Come on, come and try it too, this thing is not as explosive as the onion just now The meat is bad!"

It's over!Hearing Li Yuan greet Chen Mu and his group, Li Muyun's heart gradually sank. Thinking of how the gang of animals almost ate the plate just now, he knew clearly that the oily residue on the plate might not be kept. .

But the facts proved that Li Muyun only guessed the beginning of the story. What he didn't keep was not only the plate of oil residue, but even the pork on the ground.

The work of boiling oil is too simple, and you can basically master it after watching it once.

So after the autumn wind swept away the fallen leaves and wiped off the oil residue on the plate, the animals brought by the group of Chen Mu immediately cut the meat spontaneously. Large pieces of fat were cut off and thrown into the pot. into large or small oil residues, and then fall into their stomachs.

……

For a whole day, Chen Mu and Chen Huo, two shriveled puppies, took the fat at both ends and boiled all the fat into oil. More than a dozen people ate the oil residue and lay on the ground humming. Hmph, it doesn't look much better than having a cerebral thrombosis.

And what about Li Muyun?Is our poor hero going to do it again?Is it too good to eat?
The answer is of course no. As a landlord, Li Muyun is constantly running around giving oil to others. After all, the oil boiled by two whole pigs is really too much. Take out all the containers in his house It's not enough, if you don't give it away, you can only throw it away.

(End of this chapter)