old black is a dog

Chapter 13 On the Importance of Earning Skills

I ate two chicken legs in a row, but my stomach is still a little hungry, why is it broken?
Traveling long distances is really exhausting.

In normal times, if Yang Mu gave Lao Hei two chicken legs for a meal, he would definitely not make a fuss.

But not now, even though Yang Mu had only run [-] kilometers, the two chicken legs still couldn't keep up with the consumption of his body.

The journey is still so far, and it is absolutely impossible not to maintain sufficient physical strength.

Then keep begging!

This is a long and narrow town, and the barbecue stall just now is not the only one that has a night market.

Yang Mu didn't go far, and found several night market stalls connected together, some selling barbecue and some selling fried vegetables.

After the barbecue stand incident just now, Yang Mu found out a little way to beg.

First of all, staring at the stall owners begging seems useless.

For these unscrupulous bosses who only care about making money, they are all stingy, and all they think about is making money, so they don't care about the life and death of a dog.

Secondly, begging also depends on the object.

Yang Mu figured it out, some people are born to like small animals, some people are born to hate small animals, and more people are indifferent to animals.

For the latter two kinds of people, it is useless to beg from them, and it is good not to be scolded.

Still have to find the first type of person.

And it's best to find a girl, relatively speaking, girls are more loving towards animals.

Also, it is best to have a little skill to make a living.

Specially trained old blacks are not bad at skills, but the question is which skills are helpful for begging?

After thinking about it, Yang Mu had an idea.

The first trick has to be "I just see you ashamed".

This trick is definitely useful for caring people.

The second trick is to be cute.

As a dog owner, Yang Mu naturally paid attention to some pet-related posts. He found that the most visited ones were those pictures and videos of cute cats and dogs, and the most pleasing trick among them was "Tilt your head to kill" ".

Well, the main way to show cuteness is to kill it with tilting your head.

The third move is naturally to count the food in the air.

This is a trick to ensure that you don't eat dusty food, and it is easy to arouse the interest of diners, so that they throw more food over.

These three tricks should be enough.

Alas, after being reduced to a dog, it becomes more and more immoral!
However, compared with survival, what is integrity?

Besides, now that I am a dog, why do I still need to be virtuous?
Yang Mu quickly figured it out, and decided to try his own method of begging.

Facts have proved that as long as you have the ability and master the method, it is not difficult to fill your stomach even if it is a dog.

As the meal time passed, these supper stalls also became lively.

Yang Mu began to walk around the stalls to find suitable begging objects.

He found that as long as he observes carefully, it is actually very easy to tell whether a person really likes dogs. This can be seen from the way they look at themselves and their expressions.

After all, the current Yang Mu has both the observation ability of a human and the instinct of a dog.

Dogs are very sensitive to human friendliness.

His first attempt was a great success.

And just as he judged, girls are more loving towards dogs.

Yang Mu sat down in front of a girl with friendly eyes, "I just saw that you were embarrassed." As soon as he performed his trick, the girl dropped a piece of meat from the plate and threw it out.

After a piece of meat is eaten, the trick of "tilting the head to kill" is used, and another piece of meat reaches the mouth.

Yang Mu played with the girl tirelessly, and the girl laughed out loud.

"It's gone, it's really gone, I don't have anything to eat myself."

At the end of the game, Yang Mu realized that he seemed a little unkind, and actually only stared at a girl begging.

Goodbye then!
Yang Mu turned to another target.

In this way, Yang Mu walked around several stalls for more than half an hour, and filled his stomach to the full.

During his hard work, even some male diners joined in feeding him.

As a dog with integrity, Yang Mu insisted on two things.

One is to resolutely not eat meat that has been bitten by others.

Hmph, why don't you let me eat people's saliva?Unless it is bitten by a very beautiful girl, it is almost the same!
The second is to resolutely not eat the food that falls on the ground.

Of course, this insistence is under the condition that he has already mastered the skills to earn a living.

If you are really hungry, morality is nothing!
Alas, it seems that whether you are a human or a dog, it is really important to master a skill for making a living!
It's a pity that when I was a human being, the only skill I could earn a living was to write some unpopular online novels, which were so dirty.

After filling his stomach, Yang Mu continued on his way back.

After walking for half an afternoon, I have only walked 20 kilometers, and I am still far away from home, so I have to go a little further.

After leaving the small town, without the illumination of the street lamps, the light quickly became dim, but this did not have much impact on Yang Mu.

Yang Mu once read an article saying that the night vision ability of dogs is five times that of humans, only slightly worse than that of cats.

Therefore, under the faint starlight, the night walk did not cause him too much trouble.

The only thing that makes Yang Mu feel uncomfortable is that Ye Xing is too lonely.

This was originally just a township road. Yang Mu walked all the way during the day, and there were not many people and cars. When night fell, the road was even more deserted. After coming out of the town, Yang Mu walked four or five more times. Kilometers, except for two motorcycles, he didn't meet a single person on the road.

What made Yang Mu feel even more strange was that in a place like the countryside, many people obviously had dogs. Why did he pass by so many people at night, but basically didn't meet a few dogs?

Don't people in the country keep their dogs outside to watch their homes?
Why is that?
Soon he understood why.

When he passed another house, he finally saw an old man sitting at the gate smoking a pipe, and a dirt dog was lying beside him.

At this time, a woman shouted from the room: "Old man, you still don't come in to sleep! Remember to lock the dog in later, the dog-stealers are more fierce these days."

I rely on, steal the dog!

Yang Mu was taken aback.

He knew what a dog thief meant to him now as a dog.

Means death.

It is conceivable that when he was walking on the road at night, as long as a car or a motorcycle came towards him or behind him, a poison dart would probably fly towards him suddenly, and he would die immediately.

After dealing with people several times during the day, Yang Mu is now confident that he can avoid being chased by hoes and sticks, but he doesn't think he has the ability to escape the sudden darts.

Even if he is a very flexible border collie.

Originally, he wanted to take advantage of his physical strength to take a longer night's journey and go to a small county town to rest, but now he immediately gave up this idea.

It's better not to lose your life!

(End of this chapter)