Flying Edge accidentally knocked down the witch

Chapter 221 Excessive demands are okay

"Ah... I can't take it anymore, it stinks..."

After taking a shower, in Yun Yi's room.

The little witch raised her lotus root arm and gently sniffed her wrist.

The durian smell lingers.

She leaned over to her two friends and sniffed...

The lovely Joan's nose wrinkled immediately.

"Why don't you two... sleep on the floor tonight?" She suggested with a bitter face.

"Plastic sisterhood, huh?"

Unhappy, the two pressed Yun Yi down on the bed and rubbed each other hard.

Trying to make Yun Yi feel the scent of the two of them~
"Even if you want to sleep, you have to sleep in Brother Shun's room! Don't bother me and Xiaodi grinding tofu!" Li Mei said heartlessly.

She was just joking, but never thought that Yun Yi actually sat up and thought about it seriously for half a minute.

Then he sighed dejectedly:
"Forget it, with the smell on my body, even Fat Tiger probably wouldn't want to sleep with me."

"It's better to sleep with you."

"Anyway, everyone stinks, so don't dislike anyone!"

Xiao Di was silent for a moment, then made up:

"Yiyi, but this is your room, we both pulled up our pants and left tomorrow, and you can only cry with the quilt by yourself."

"Why do you say that you two are scumbags?" Yun Yi complained.

"The two of us are scumbags who play with the body and feelings of beautiful girls!" Li Mei heard that, holding Yun Yi and sucking violently.

But the smell was too strong, and after a while, he could only lie on the bedside and retch and pant.

"It's broken, this beautiful girl is broken...it's a bit rotten..."

"You two are rotten!"

Yun Yi picked up the pillow and covered Li Mei's face with paste.

A pillow fight is imminent.

Chen Shun was lying on the bed with a fat tiger coiled beside his pillow.

Fat Tiger slept peacefully, barely moving.

Thinking of the little witch's presumptuous and undefended sleeping posture, he couldn't help but get black lines.

"It's not as quiet as Fat Tiger."

Although it is countless times cuter than Fat Tiger.

But Fat Tiger knows that durian is smelly, so he won't eat it!

Why did the three of them eat with such relish?

In the future, if only you and the little witch are at home, you must never buy durians.

Otherwise, if she wanted to kiss herself after eating the durian, would she accept it?
Listening to the occasional laughter from next door, Chen Shun fell into deep thought.

……

Xiao Di: "Yiyi, did Brother Shun tell you about the Christmas gift?"

Yun Yi: "I mentioned it, but I didn't ask him to give you any gifts."

Li Mei was surprised: "Why?"

Yun Yi: "I don't have anything to give, how about flowers? That stuff looks useless, it's a waste."

Xiao Di: "What about jewelry?"

Yun Yi pondered for a moment, then said, "Why don't you give me something delicious."

jewelry?

There is nothing left but the ring.

Even if it is a ring, he has already cheated one.

Although that ring will discharge.

Xiao Di exclaimed: "So Yiyi, you are still a pragmatist?"

"What pragmatists..." Yun Yi rolled his eyes and complained, "It's just that I don't like it. If I like it, I don't care if it's practical or not!"

Just like Chen Shun's flying sword.

For myself with a magic broom, it is completely useless.

But why do you like it?

Originally, he only wanted to cheat Feijian from the hands of the sword fairy to play for a few days, but he didn't expect to cheat and cheat himself into it.

"What about you? What gift do you want to give Brother Shun?" Xiao Di asked curiously.

Li Mei also came over and listened carefully.

For Christmas, she will definitely give Xiaobai a gift under the guise of a friend.

At this time, I just listened to Yiyi, as a reference.

"Meimei, don't think about it, you will definitely not be able to refer to my gift."

Hearing this, Li Mei was immediately unhappy.

"Why can't I refer to it?"

"I said I would wrap myself up and send it to Chen Shun's house as a gift, do you dare?" Yun Yi proudly raised her neck.

Looking down at the body under Yiyi's pajamas that didn't fit at all, Li Mei imagined her naked body just wrapped in a gift bag.

If she packs herself up, it will be completely different from Yiyi.

Let alone whether Xiaobai would mind, even if he really didn't mind, she really wouldn't dare to do it.

"Oh, whose pajamas are these? Why are they so tight?" Li Mei, unable to refute, could only fight back in this way.

Furious, Yun Yi's teeth itch.

Xiao Di, who was also wearing Yunyi pajamas, quickly patted her and comforted her:
"It's okay, Yi Yi, it's not crowded at all, really. Woohoo ..." He said he was wronged.

Even more wronged than Yun Yi.

As a result, the two had to comfort Xiao Di in turn.

"Xiao Di, the squad leader has been silent for so long, I will definitely give you a gift for Christmas!" Li Mei changed the subject in due time.

"He can just give it away... It's up to me whether to accept it or not." Xiao Di hesitated.

"If he sends me flowers, jewelry, etc., he might as well send me food."

On this point, Xiao Di agrees with Yun Yi.

"Of course, if the gift he gave me is what I like, I will also prepare a gift for him in return."

"Wrap yourself up?" Yun Yi joked.

"I... Even if I wrap it up, there's nothing to look at." Xiao Di was distressed.

Turning her head to look at Li Mei, she rushed over with a groan, shouting to give me a little while moving her hands and feet!
……

……

The next day, Xiao Di and Li Mei got up first, helplessly straightening Yun Yi, who was sprawling all over.

For them, they have long been accustomed to Yun Yi's sleeping position.

Originally, he wanted to go to school with her, but thinking that it might disturb her and brother Shun's sweetness, the two made an appointment to get up early and slip away.

The two yawned and rubbed their sore eye sockets.

The three of them chatted about things last night, and they didn't sleep until very late.

Also because of the smell, I couldn't fall asleep for a long time.

This is very bad spirits.

Xiao Di wiped the tears from the corners of his eyes: "Let's go, let Brother Shun come and wake Yiyi up."

Li Mei nodded: "Yes."

The two changed their clothes and opened the door lightly.

"Are you up?" Chen Shun greeted with a chuckle, poked his head left and right, trying to see the figure of the little witch from behind them: "Where's Yun Yi?"

Xiao Di stretched her waist: "Still asleep..."

"Brother Shun, it's so early..." Li Mei's eyes fell on the dining table.

There are already four hot breakfasts on it.

Damn it, Yiyi is so happy.

It's a little sour.

"I went to bed much earlier than you guys, and even the fat tiger woke up." He pointed to the fat tiger who was licking his fur beside him: "Okay, let's have breakfast after washing up, and I'll wake her up."

……

He walked into Yun Yi's room, and walked out after two seconds.

Why is there a durian smell in her room?

"What's the matter, Brother Shun?" Seeing Chen Shun turning his head and coming out of Yun Yi's room, Xiao Di asked curiously.

"Emmm... I think Yun Yi seems to want to sleep for another 10 minutes."

"...???"

You can see this?
……

After Xiaodi and Li Mei finished their breakfast, they greeted Chen Shun and left first. Then Chen Shun used the formula to dispel the smell in the little witch's room.

Pinch the tip of the little witch's nose, and the little witch's cheeks gradually puffed up.

"Pfft..." He leaked out with a puff, and turned into breathing through his mouth, without any sign of waking up.

Chen Shun thought about it, and decided to make a ruthless move.

He pretended to take out his mobile phone and started talking to himself.

"Hey, yes, she's asleep..."

Yun Yi's eyelids twitched.

"Well, she slept soundly, even if you come here now, you won't wake her up."

Yun Yi's small face began to move, and his slender eyebrows frowned slightly.

"Quick, while she's still awake, we can..."

Yun Yi wrinkled his face, moved his lips slightly, and shouted softly:

"Bad...bad woman, get out!"

"Get off my boyfriend!"

Chen Shun: "???"

What are you dreaming about?

What is on me?

Yun Yi suddenly opened his eyes, and his head became clear all of a sudden.

The first thing she saw was Chen Shun, and she scanned the room carefully.

Except for the fat tiger, no other female creatures were seen.

It was a relief.

"Just now I dreamed that you were captured by a female goblin and sucked your yang energy..."

"Are you that female fairy?" Chen Shun smiled lightly.

"Nonsense, I don't know how to suck your Yang Qi, I haven't smoked it yet, why don't you try it next time?" Yun Yi blinked.

thump.

Chen Shun tapped her forehead lightly, and she pursed her mouth to cover it.

"What about Meimei and the others?"

"I thought you were too stinky, so I ran away."

Yun Yi quickly sniffed himself.

No smell.

Seeing Yun Yi woke up, Fat Tiger jumped over and meowed at her.

Signaled to her that it was time to add cat food to herself.

Yun Yi, who couldn't understand meow's language, only thought that Fat Tiger wanted to be hugged. She hugged Fat Tiger's armpit, hugged him in front of him, and kissed him with her head down.

Fat Tiger stretched out his white gloves and pressed her lips.

"?" Yun Yi tilted his head.

Try it from the side.

Once again held down by a white glove.

"Look, Fat Tiger also dislikes your taste." Chen Shun added.

Unbelievable, Yun Yi jumped out of bed, hugged Chen Shun's face and smacked it.

"Look, you didn't hide."

"How could I hide? I like you so much, even if you have become a stinky person, I won't let you go." Chen Shun showed a kind smile.

In fact, he just closed his sense of smell.

So I can't smell the durian smell left on the little witch at all.

God knows how much pain Chen Shun suffered the moment he woke up in the morning and opened the refrigerator.

He almost threw out the flying sword and smashed the refrigerator into pieces.

Fortunately, because this is someone else's home, this is unbearable.

Yun Yi raised a ball of magic power and used cleaning magic.

Fat Tiger didn't need to hold her mouth with his white gloves.

Sucked all over by the little witch.

In the end, he lay helplessly on the ground.

Two minutes later, there was another Sword Immortal who had nothing to love.

"The instant energy is replenished, and today is also a day full of throwing tiles!" Yun Yi raised his arm and patted his barren biceps with great interest.

……

At the dining table, Yun Yi licked off the milk stained on the slender hair on the top of his lips, and asked Chen Shun:

"Big Sword Immortal, besides graphics card and Gundam, do you want anything else for Christmas?"

"Yes." Chen Shu nodded.

Yun Yi was overjoyed, and quickly asked:
"What more? I'll satisfy you!"

"It's okay to go too far."

"Even if it's not this kind of physical thing."

She is persuasive, hoping that Chen Shun can understand her hint.

Chen Shun thought for a while and said:

"I want a dual 4090ti crossfire."

"..."

The little witch took a bite of the fried egg bitterly.

"On such a good day, even if you make some excessive demands, I will not refuse them. In the end, you just turned one graphics card into two?"

"Excessive demands...it's the same as usual..." Chen Shun muttered.

Yun Yi couldn't hear it.

"Then buy it! I'll buy you two yuan! Let's go to school!" With a toast in her mouth, she pulled Chen Shun out the door.

Damn it, I should think of a way to send myself out in a reasonable way.

The two walked on the street, feeling the unique chill of the winter morning.

At times like this, she would stay close to Chen Shun's stove to keep warm.

While walking, Chen Shun suddenly ran to the front and picked up something.

He held it in his hand and smiled silly.

"What did you pick up?"

"It's nothing." Chen Shun squeezed his palms and hid them behind his back.

"What is it, let me see it!" Yun Yi wanted to turn behind him, but Chen Shun automatically adjusted his position to prevent Yun Yi from succeeding.

The little witch became more anxious.

"What did you pick up?"

"You really want to know?"

"Hurry up!" Yun Yi puffed up his face.

This feeling of him secretly hiding a little secret that he doesn't want to know is really annoying.

Like Fat Tiger's claws, it kept scratching Yun Yi's curiosity.

What is it that made him smile so comfortably after picking it up?

She held Chen Shun's palm and slowly opened his slender fingers.

In the palm of his hand, there was nothing else, only a stone lying there.

The only difference is that the stone he picked up is roughly round, flat and round.

"Why did you pick up such a stone?"

"You do not understand."

"Then tell me."

"This kind of stone is floating in the water, and I can hit it to the other side of the river." Chen Shun patted his chest and said proudly.

Yun Yi: "..."

It seems that some are not sure enough to ask again:
"Hit... in vain?"

"Yeah." Chen Shu nodded.

"You ran to the side of the road and picked up a stone, just to throw it into the water?" Yun Yi raised his eyebrows.

"You can't even imagine how perfect this stone is for swimming!"

Chen Shun wiped the stone disc in his hand, and seriously explained to Yun Yi how rare a stone of this shape is.

Although it is outrageous that boys like to play in the water, seeing the stones on the side of the road, the first reaction is to consider how much water the stones can play, but she will still choose to support Chen Shun.

Who made her make up her mind long ago to be the witch who loves her boyfriend the most in the world?
"Hey, hey, what are you doing, you still put it in the bag?" Yun Yi suddenly stopped Chen Shun's movements.

Chen Shun said in surprise, "That's right, I'm going to find a place to float after school."

Yun Yi was silent for a while, then said firmly:

"Don't go!"

Chen Shun's eyebrows drooped.

"Unless you take me with you." Yun Yi raised his fist and cleared his throat.

His eyes brightened again.

"I'll teach you how to float!"

　I was busy at work during the day today, so I didn’t have time to think about the plot, and the coding time was so tight after get off work...Damn it, I’m guilty...

　　Everyone scold me.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)