Flying Edge accidentally knocked down the witch

Chapter 220 Mrs. Chen!open the door!
The next day when the rain stopped, Chen Shun struggled to sit up from the bed.

He took off the slender arms that were as firm as locks around his neck, and only then could he breathe normally.

Although the little witch's body is indeed very fragrant and soft.

I don't know if it's because of the thunder or what, but she hugs herself so tightly when she sleeps at night...

"Get up, pig head." She pinched the little witch's nose.

Yun Yi twisted his body, touched his side with his hands, and his expression became a little uneasy.

As if something important was missing.

Chen Shun could only lie down again, letting the little witch pillow her arm.

She did calm down.

"Let you sleep for another 10 minutes..." Chen Shun caressed Yun Yi's face gently, and she couldn't help arching her nose because of the itching.

Sleeping face, very cute.

Photograph!save!
So much so that Chen Shun was in a good mood all day long.

evening.

Xiao Di and Li Mei came to Yun Yi's house and knocked on the door.

"Mrs. Chen, Mrs. Chen! Open the door!" Xiao Di shouted.

Yun Yi, who had just returned home, opened the door helplessly.

She crossed her hips and stopped the two of them from the door.

"What's the matter? Don't let us in?" Xiao Di lifted the fruit in his hand.

Seeing that Xiao Di was so involved in the show, as if he was coming to visit with fruit, Yun Yi's eyes twitched, he took a breath and said:

"Didn't we all come back together? Why do we have to go through such a process?"

"Even the durian in your hand, we bought it together!"

Xiao Di and Li Mei spread their hands, expressing that being a guest requires a sense of ritual.

"I really admire you."

After leaving this sentence, the little witch turned around and entered the house.

"come in!"

The two carried a huge durian and followed her into the living room.

It wasn't the first time they came here, the two put down the durians with ease, turned on the TV and hopped on a random station as the background sound.

Perhaps TV in this era has become an atmosphere prop.

"Where's brother Shun?"

"Washing the vegetables!"

"Hey, shouldn't Mrs. Chen do these things?" Xiao Di joked.

Yun Yi, who doesn't know how to cook, was a little embarrassed by Xiao Di's words.

"I'm here to accompany you guys~" she nonsense.

Li Mei smiled cunningly, and teased Yun Yi:
"Hurry up and take over Brother Shun's work, just let Brother Shun accompany us!"

"No! No, no! He's not a cowboy!" Yun Yi sternly refused.

"It's quite protective!" The remaining two looked at each other and smiled.

The little witch angrily hit the two of them, and just scolded them to amuse herself.

At the right moment, Fat Tiger moved his fat body and came over to sniff the durian they put on the table.

He stretched out his paw and scratched it, and immediately retracted after being stabbed, and ran away.

"Fat~tiger~" Xiaodi went after Fathu.

Looking at the huge durian, Li Mei and Yun Yi fell silent.

"How to open this thing?"

"It's okay, leave it to Chen Shun, he can do anything." Yun Yi reached out and touched the pointed point on the durian shell, and said solemnly: "To tell you the truth, my boyfriend can handle a durian like this with one hand. Split five!"

"Hehe, Xiaobai can chop ten." Li Mei retorted disdainfully.

"Chen Shun can open durians with his head!" Yun Yi was not to be outdone.

Li Mei pondered for a while, then said:

"If you win, I won't let Xiaobai smash durians with his head. That's what a fool does."

Yun Yi: "..."

She wanted to say that Chen Shun and Xiaobai could really do it.

Fat Tiger ran to scoop up two mouthfuls of cat food, took out a pineapple bun, and put it in front of Xiao Di.

"Hey, is it for me, Fat Tiger?"

Meow meow!

"Let me tear it open for you?" Xiao Di opened the pineapple bag and tore it into small pieces: "Don't you know how to open it yourself? You have been raised so lazy by Yiyi..."

She picked up a small piece, and just about to feed it to Fat Tiger, Fat Tiger ran away.

Xiao Di followed to the balcony.

……

"How about this, I'll take it into the kitchen and ask Chen Shun to open it with a knife." Yun Yi wanted to pick up the durian and carry it into the kitchen, but it hurt his hands so he had to carry the bag.

After entering the kitchen and closing the door, she lifted the durian to the chopping board.

The two looked at each other.

"Why do you want me to open it?"

The little witch nodded.

"Can you split a durian with one hand and one palm?"

"I want to slap your ass!" Chen Shun rolled her eyes.

Yun Yi blinked and turned around: "It's not impossible."

Chen Shun: "..."

"Hurry up, Mr. Chen, you don't want your little girlfriend to lose her head in front of her friends, do you?"

"Get out!" Chen Shun mentioned the durian and stuffed it back into the little witch's hand: "If you don't want all the dishes you eat tonight to taste like durian."

Hearing this threat, Yun Yi was shocked, and hurried back to the living room with the durian in hand.

Since there is no way to open it in the kitchen, should it be opened in the living room?
The smell won't go away, right?

So why on earth did they buy a durian back?

"What's wrong, can't you open it?" Li Mei asked curiously.

"No, Chen Shun said that if he opened the durian in the kitchen, he would spank my ass at night."

"Is there such a good thing? Why don't you open it?"

"He said it was like opening a durian."

Li Mei trembled, lamenting that Yiyi and Brother Shun played quite a lot of tricks...

"Let's open it after we finish our meal, otherwise the smell may be mixed up during the meal." Yun Yi suggested.

Li Mei thinks so.

……

"Meimei! Come here!" Xiao Di was on the balcony, calling Li Mei furtively.

"What's the matter? Here we come."

Li Mei got up and came to the balcony.

"Look, what is this!"

Following the direction of Xiao Di's finger, Li Mei raised her head slowly.

I saw a pair of black lace clothes hanging on the drying rack outside the balcony.

It's not surprising, and it's not the first time seeing each other's underwear.

The strange thing is that there is only such a fat pair on the drying rack.

What exactly happened that made Yiyi only get fat once?

It's hard not to think too much.

Yun Yi was afraid that Pang Hu would accidentally jump off the balcony, so he deliberately chased Pang Hu out, grabbed Pang Hu and hugged him.

"What are you two looking at?"

"Looking at your past."

"?" Yun Yi slowly made a question mark and followed their gaze.

I saw my dirty underwear that day was dried on the drying rack after washing, and now it is dried, and I forgot to put it away.

She threw Fat Tiger back to the living room, blushing and quickly put away her black lace underwear.

Deng Deng Deng ran back to the room and put it away.

After coming out, facing the two people who squinted their eyes, Yun Yi lowered his head in shame and indignation.

"It's not what you think..."

"We didn't say anything." Xiao Di covered his mouth and smiled.

"You two are so annoying..."

I actually forgot this one, I should have put it away earlier.

So, why did Xiao Di run to the balcony?
Yun Yi's gaze drifted to Fat Tiger lying on the sofa with his limbs stretched out.

It seems that he chased Fat Tiger to the balcony, and then found out.

So... the culprit of everything is Fat Tiger.

"Fat Hu! I won't give you food tomorrow!" She vented her anger on Fat Hu.

But Fat Tiger couldn't understand, so he could only meow innocently.

Leaving aside its owner, it's just a silly girl with a different heart.

It also knows where to put the pineapple buns. It's like eating a buffet in this house, and it doesn't worry about starving at all.

"Yiyi, how do you know how to bully Fat Tiger!" Xiao Di hugged Fat Tiger on his knee and rubbed it.

……

"The meal is ready, let's get ready to eat." Chen Shun came out of the kitchen and said to the three of them.

It was the first time for Xiao Di and Li Mei to see Chen Shun wearing an apron, and they couldn't help teasing Yun Yi.

"Yiyi is good at training people, isn't she?"

"Brother Shun even wears your pink apron!"

No matter how handsome and arrogant a man is outside, when he returns home, he still has to wear the cute pink apron bought by his girlfriend.

"I'm not...I don't have...that's an apron my sister bought..."

Yun Yi didn't know how to describe his mood, Yuemo was sweet with a little sourness and shame.

"Do you want to eat? If you don't want to eat, go eat durian." Chen Shun leaned on the door frame and said firmly.

"Eat, eat, eat!"

"Brother Shun, I'm here to help you serve food!"

……

Chen Shun cooked a few more dishes, which received unanimous praise from both of them, who all praised him for his good craftsmanship.

Yun Yi was the happiest, happier than herself being praised.

And there are faint signs of showing off Chen Shun as her boyfriend.

"It's a pity that Xiaobai couldn't be called over. He should also want to eat the dishes cooked by Brother Shun, right?" Li Mei regretted.

Because Xiaobai came, it was inconvenient to stay here overnight, so I couldn't call him.

These words made Chen Shun's face stiff, and he recalled the past.

At that time on Buluo Mountain, he took Xiaobai to harm the spirit corn in his grandfather's house, and built a fire by the river to lean against.

Served with two yams.

As a result, after eating, he washed his mouth, Xiaobai forgot to wash it, and went back to the villa with his mouth full of black ashes, and was scolded by his grandfather...

After that, no matter how much he invited Xiaobai to bake something, he would not go, as if he was scared by himself.

That time seemed to be the only time Chen Shun "cooked" for Xiaobai.

Calling him now would probably be a shock to Xiao Bai.

"Xiaodi and I have eaten the dishes made by Xiaobai...it's hard to describe."

"Is it hard to eat?" Yun Yi was curious.

"It's not that it's unpalatable, it's that the clear soup lacks water, it's too bland." Li Mei sighed.

Xiao Di took it for granted, and recounted how unique the light taste was.

In contrast, the dishes cooked by brother Shun are indeed royal feasts.

Fat Tiger smelled the fragrance, ran over and wrapped Chen Shun's calf, meowing under the table.

It's not hungry, it's just greedy.

……

After the meal, the three girls gathered in front of the sofa, staring at each other at the durian on the table.

It seemed so, as if it could automatically open its body covered in spikes.

Yun Yi tried to chop, but was pierced and howled.

In the end, Chen Shun carried it into the kitchen and split it open with a hand knife——

He is not willing to use the flying sword to chop the durian, if there is a little bit of smell, he may not want the flying sword.

He couldn't understand why some people like to eat this kind of thing.

After the durian was opened, the three girls nestled together, holding a tablet, eating and watching videos.

The living room gradually began to be filled with a strong durian smell.

Fat Tiger jumped onto the table, squinting his eyes from the smoke.

It got closer, trying to smell the smell of this spiky monster...

It's completely different from just now.

Fat Tiger sniffed, and even pouted his beard vigorously.

It turned around silently and scratched the table vigorously with its claws.

Fortunately, Yun Yi had cut its nails before, otherwise it would have left a lot of claw marks.

The three girls who were eating durian couldn't help but stop when they saw Fat Tiger's posture.

"What does Fat Tiger mean?" Xiao Di asked.

"Based on common sense, it probably wants to bury Papa." Li Mei felt that the piece of durian in her hand seemed not so sweet.

Fat Tiger meowed a few times, and tried his best to plan the table.

Seeing that he couldn't bury him no matter what, he turned around and jumped into Yun Yi's arms.

He raised a paw and pressed Yun Yi's wrist.

As soon as Yun Yi puts the durian in his mouth into his mouth, Fat Tiger will forcefully press Yun Yi's wrist to prevent her from eating it.

Even Fat Tiger himself has been smoked to the point that there are tears in his eyes.

Chen Shun, who blocked his nose, ran over and caught Fat Tiger.

His voice also became very strange.

"You guys play, I'll take Fat Tiger to bed first, I think it's dying, I'll go and rescue it."

Yun Yi stuffed the piece of durian in his hand into his mouth, and couldn't help feeling a little regretful.

With such a self, Chen Shun must not be able to kiss him, right?

"Spring is here, everything is recovering, and it's the season of animal mating. The spring is warm and the flowers are blooming, the grass grows and the warblers fly..."

In the tablet, a strange dubbing suddenly came out.

"You... what are you looking at?"

"Animal world..." Yun Yi said in a daze.

Chen Shun quickly fled back to the guest room with the fat tiger in his arms.

And he used spells to set up a barrier to isolate the smell in front of his room door.

She recalled Chen Shun looking at her strangely before returning to the house, and silently retracted the little hand that was reaching for the durian.

broken!

Disliked!

She suddenly felt aggrieved and complained:

"Why do you want to buy durian? Chen Shun hates me now!"

"How could it be? If you don't believe me, go in and kiss him now, and see if he will dislike you!" Xiao Di said calmly, but the movements of his hands did not stop.

Yun Yi didn't care so much, he pressed Xiao Di's shoulder, pursed his mouth and prepared to kiss her.

Xiao Di wrinkled his nose.

Retched.

"Look, even you despise me!"

"No, why would I dislike you? Yiyi, do it all over again!" Xiao Di urgently explained.

Yun Yi blinked, and tried to kiss Xiao Di's face again.

"Ugh..." Xiao Di retreated in defeat.

Yun Yi's expression became even more resentful.

She looked at Li Mei, who shrank back unconsciously.

"Yiyi, let me tell you, although I don't mind playing too much with you, but now I like men!"

Yun Yi didn't listen, and approached slowly.

Li Mei ran away.

Three stinky men started a chase in the living room.

Have fun playing.

……

In the bathroom, three naked girls sank into the bathtub.

Because Xiaodi is relatively small, he will not appear particularly crowded when he is in the middle of the two.

If it was normal, the three of them must have started checking each other's size.

But now, there are only three stinky people who are sighing.

They are very distressed.

"Why can't this smell be washed off?" Li Mei sniffed her arm and smiled helplessly.

"It's broken, I feel like my room is ruined." Yun Yi screamed.

When I wake up tomorrow, I must use magic to dispel the smell of durian at home!
They really didn't expect this thing's penetrating power and influence to be so powerful!
"Yiyi, you said that if you test Brother Shun in this way, can you test his sincerity?" Xiao Di proposed.

Yun Yi was a little moved immediately, but after only three seconds, he denied this plan.

Does his sincerity still need to be tested?

I already knew it.

"I'm not going, I don't want him to kiss the stinky me."

(End of this chapter)