Need for a Guard

The old man still has more to say, he seems to love this pair very much.

He closed his eyes and meditated for a long time, before he regained his composure, the folds on his face seemed to unfurl in excitement, and he smiled and asked Mrs Ninth: "Female benefactor, what do you want to count?"

The Ninth Madam kept silent for a long time, with a blush on her face, she said to Shi Yue: "Little Shitou, are you hot? First... go out and cool off first!"

Shi Yue was very reluctant: "How can it be done? I am your personal bodyguard, to protect your safety...it's not hot at all..." Ninth Madam didn't listen to his nonsense, and pushed him to the door Outside, warned: "No eavesdropping!" He closed the door casually.

What is this little girl going to say?Why don't you let me listen!Shi Yue was puzzled, and stood under the eaves with his arms folded, watching the afterglow of the setting sun.

Ninth Madam was worried, and said softly: "Old Immortal, I want to ask... ask me... where is my lifelong happiness?"

"Please write a word!" The old Taoist seemed to have a clear understanding of Mrs. Ninth's mind, smiled slightly, and beckoned Xiao Daotong to fetch a pen, ink, paper and inkstone for Mrs. Ninth.

Madam Nine thought for a while and wrote the word "broken" on it.

The old Taoist glanced at it, couldn't help laughing, and said if he had any deep meaning: "It seems that the benefactor has already made up his mind."

"Old Immortal, please be blunt!"

The old Taoist looked at the word "broken", and if he had a deep meaning, he said: "To break the shackles and escape from the cage, there are only two things that can be done. One is to see through the world and have a face that is not afraid of being criticized by the world; You escort! Looking at the word 'bro', it is composed of 'stone' and 'skin', the stone is a sharp weapon, and the skin is a tenacious belief. The donor can think of this word, which shows that the wish can be expected!"

"Old Immortal, are you serious?"

"How can poor people deceive people?"

"Who is that sharp weapon?" Mrs. Ninth's eyes flashed with sharpness.

The old Taoist said mysteriously: "The benefactor knows himself in his heart, so do we still need to speak out?"

Madam Nine's heart moved, and Shi Yue's solid figure and masculine appearance slid into her mind: Is it true that the handsome brother is really the wishful man bestowed on me by heaven?

Shi Yue knocked on the door: "Open the door quickly, it's so dark and scary outside! If you don't open it, I'm going to break in..." Before Xiaodaotong could open the door, there was a loud "bang dang" sound. There was a sound, a gate had been kicked by Shi Yue and split into two halves.

"What are you doing in such a hurry?" Mrs. Ninth rolled her eyes.

Shi Yue scratched his scalp, and said with a sneering smile: "For some reason, I panicked, and felt that Mrs. Ninth was thinking about me..."

"Don't talk nonsense, I...how can I talk about you for nothing?" Madam Nine was angry on the face, but her heart was throbbing. Could it be that I and the beautiful brother have such a good understanding?

Turning to look at the dilapidated door, he said apologetically, "The door has been kicked down, what can I do?"

Xiao Daotong squatted beside the door with a worried look on his face, shrugged his shoulders, and burst into tears: "Master, the door was kicked down, this is a treasure handed down by the ancestor of the ancestor of the ancestor." Ah! It’s priceless, how could it be destroyed like this?”

The old Taoist frowned and shouted: "Don't cry, money is something outside of the body, if it breaks it will break, what's the matter?"

Shi Yue sneered in his heart: This pair of big and small magic sticks are here to cheat money again, and the money I robbed from me will never be given to you...

Mrs. Nine was so happy that the old Tao had solved her worries, she took out a bank note from her bosom, handed it to the little Taoist boy, and said comfortingly: "Little brother, don't cry, it's all about the big brother's fault, and the big sister must be ruthless when she goes back." I will repair it for you, this is 1000 taels of silver, you keep it well, and repair that door again!"

Xiao Daotong snatched the silver ticket in his hand, but still knelt on the ground and cried loudly: "Oh my door, how can 1000 taels of silver be worthy of your worth!"

Shi Yue was so angry that he didn't fight anywhere, after all, he was deceived by this little Taoist boy, and seeing Mrs. Ninth's kindness, he seemed to want to pay for money again.

Hastily took a step ahead, squatting next to Xiaodaotong's ear, and said in a sinister low voice: "Xiao Niubi, isn't 1000 taels of silver enough? If you dare to pretend to blackmail money again, hum...then breaking the door will be your end, and I will kick it down!" Go, kick in two halves!"

Xiao Daotong stuck out his tongue in surprise, and as soon as the tears were collected, the cloudy face of the little mourning face suddenly turned cloudy, revealing a harmless smile to humans and animals.

Your sister, this face-changing kung fu is really authentic. Could it be that you have stayed in the Qingcheng School?

When he was in a state of righteousness, a faint orchid fragrance came again. Looking back, he saw that the old man was constantly frustrating his withered palms. Presumably, the orchid fragrance should come from his sleeves.

It is also strange that Shi Yue's nose is too sharp, like a police dog, he can distinguish the slightest fragrance.

When squatting down, his line of sight was at the same level as the old Taoist's sleeves. Inadvertently, he could just see the snow-white skin inside the cuffs, and enjoyed the seductive scenery hidden inside twice. Dressed by a woman!

Shi Yue still had strong curiosity about the wonderful performance of the old Taoist just now, stood up, approached him, and said narrowly in his eyes: "Old magic stick... no... old fairy, can you do it for me?" Last hexagram?"

The old Taoist seemed to be quite hostile to Shi Yue's bad eyes, or he was worried about ruining the good thing of extorting money!He snorted, and said disdainfully: "I only count once a year. If the benefactor wants to have a fortune-telling, he will wait until next year."

Ox-nosed Old Daoist still has a temper?Hmph... In front of me, no matter how angry you are, you have to hold back honestly.

Shi Yue circled the old Taoist twice, and said mysteriously: "Old Immortal, I'm not talented, but I want to count your life for you, what do you want?"

The old Taoist frowned, and a look of uneasiness flashed in his eyes, "I hope to hear good advice!"

Shi Yue smiled happily, leaned down to the old Daoist's ear, and said in a very low voice: "I counted, you old daoist, you are actually a daughter!"

The old man seemed not used to such a close distance, his ears were itchy and numb, and he dodged to the side subconsciously.Hearing Shi Yue say such a sentence, he couldn't help being stunned, his originally confused and narrow eyes widened due to panic, and shot a stunning and enchanting look, then he seemed to realize something, and hurriedly retracted it.

"How about it, old god, am I right?" Shi Yue paced leisurely, with a determined look.

The old Taoist sighed, a smile secretly appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he said with a pun: "The benefactor, the heavenly secrets must not be revealed, but since the benefactor wants to predict the future, I will make an exception and give you another divination!"

Shi Yue nodded in satisfaction!If I knew this earlier, why bother?You know, brother, I don't like to catch people's little tails...

The old Taoist coughed lightly: "Benefactor, please write the inscription!"

Shi Yue thought for a while, and unexpectedly wrote the word "bro".

Ninth Madam looked up and couldn't help feeling embarrassed, thinking that Shi Yue had just overheard her conversation with the old Taoist, so she wrote a broken word, embarrassing shame welled up in her heart.

She stepped forward and pinched him hard on his back, and said coquettishly: "Smelly stone, you are really dishonest, why do you want to eavesdrop?"

Shi Yue grinned and said with a wry smile: "Ninth Madam, how do you use domestic violence indiscriminately? Where did I eavesdrop?"

"Domestic violence? Who is in the same family as you?" Madam Nine couldn't help pinching Shi Yue's thick waist with her retracted little hand. Seeing him grinning in pain, her heart thumped wildly!

Seeing that he denied eavesdropping on his own words, and his expression definitely did not seem to be fake, he secretly sighed in his heart how could it be such a coincidence that the two of them wrote the word "broken" at the same time?

Could it be... there is God's will in the dark?

When the old Taoist saw the word "broken", he stared in surprise, opened his mouth, and raised his head in a daze. He didn't move for a long time, and his shriveled head seemed unable to turn.

After a long time, he let out a long sigh: "Benefactor, you are embarrassing the poor..."