Need for a Guard

Chapter 22 The magic stick is amazing!

Shi Yue has fought resolutely all his life, there is really no one he would really be afraid of from the bottom of his heart, even though the eyes of this old man seem to be able to pierce his heart, and there is a breathtaking aura in it, he will never avoid it.

With a dignified expression, he adjusted his breathing, and a strong killing spirit filled the narrow inner hall, and the tiger's eyes shot out a dignified light.

Mrs. Nine did not know martial arts, so she couldn't understand the taste hidden in it, but Xiao Daotong took a few steps back and stood leaning against the corner of the wall, with a look of fear in his eyes.

There was a flash of light in the old man's eyes, and then suddenly disappeared, and the room became dim again!

Shi Yue smiled lightly, and jokingly said: "Seeing the Taoist priest's appearance, I suddenly felt something, thinking of a poem, I'm afraid that if I say it, the Taoist priest will be angry..."

The old Taoist stroked his beard and said curiously: "But it's okay, people who have entered the soil, why do they care about a stinky skin?"

Shi Yue winked his eyebrows, and said in a long voice: "A thousand mountains and birds will fly away, and a thousand miles of people will disappear!"

Xiao Dao Tong heard this poem, although he felt that the artistic conception was beautiful, but he didn't know what it had to do with the old Tao. His eyes blinked and blinked, as if he was in the fog.

Madam Nine covered her small mouth and giggled, thinking how could the handsome brother have so many witty words?He clearly dislikes the old man's ugliness, but he still speaks so interestingly and vividly, what a wonderful person!

However, this old man can't be offended, he still counts on someone's fortune-telling for a while!Looking back at Shi Yue, he complained: "Don't be rude, how dare you make jokes about the fairy?"

The old Taoist was taken aback when he heard the words, but then there was joy in his brows, and he said boldly: "This benefactor, are you praising the poor Taoist for being good-looking? Hehe... there are really not many people at my age Prettier than me! However, people from other places regard skin as dung, pink and lonely, so what if they are beautiful? False! False!"

This old man has a thick skin!He really is a shameless old man...

Shi Yue pursed his lips in boredom, and asked: "Old god stick... no... old god, your apprentice said you have unpredictable opportunities, whether it is true or not? Can you open our eyes?"

After a pause, he patted his chest and said narrowly, "For example... Can you guess the origin of the two of us?"

The old Taoist narrowed his eyes, looked at Mrs. Ninth, pondered for a moment, stroked his beard and said: "The benefactor was born in a poor family, lost her father when she was young, and her mother remarried. Entering an official's house, but like a bird in a cage, depressed, female benefactor, am I right?"

Ninth Madam's pink lips parted slightly, her eyes shot out the color of horror, she was stunned for a moment, and bowed prostratingly: "Old Immortal, you are so accurate..."

Shi Yue was also stunned. Seeing Madam Nine's excited expression, he knew what the old Taoist said, he never thought that Madam Nine's life experience would be so difficult, and he felt pity in his heart!

I also thought about how this old man could guess so accurately?Shouldn't it be to find out the details of Madam Daojiu in advance, and then cast doubts?

He coughed softly, and smiled sarcastically: "Old Immortal, where do I come from?"

The old Taoist raised his eyes and stared at Shi Yue. After watching for a while, there was a look of astonishment in his eyes. After counting his fingers, he couldn't help shaking his head: "It's amazing! It's weird!"

Shi Yue probed and said, "What's the matter? Old Immortal, do you care?"

The old Taoist scratched his head in depression, and said with a wry smile: "This benefactor, the poor Taoist really hasn't figured it out. Where did you come from? I can't figure out what you have experienced. In the world of the old Taoist, you used to My experience is like a blank sheet of paper, full of blanks! Could it be that the benefactor is a peerless master, who actually knows how to hide Dafa?"

Shi Yue heard it in his ears, but his heart throbbed violently.

If this old man can't figure it out, it just shows that he is really capable. He didn't exist in this world before, but where did this old man start to count?

For the first time, he felt reverence for the old Taoist, and he also stepped forward to pay respects: "Old god, you are indeed a fairy in the world!"

While bowing, I suddenly smelled a faint fragrance, like the smell of orchids. I looked around, but there were no orchid plants growing in the room.

I was a little confused: how could there be a faint fragrance of orchids when I approached the old Taoist?I twitched my nose and sniffed a few more times. The orchid scent still existed, and it seemed to be getting stronger and stronger.

"What are you doing? Don't be rude to the old god!" Mrs. Ninth stepped forward and pulled Shi Yue behind her, and said reverently, "I beg the old god to guide me in the maze!"

The old man stroked his beard and said with a smile: "Don't be in a hurry, I have a pair here. There is only the upper line, but not the lower line. I have been thinking hard for many days, but there is no result. Please ask the benefactor to help me think it over!"

Ninth Madam smiled: "I would like to hear more about it!"

The old Taoist chanted: "Let's break the flute and Baqiao, white hair is rustling, and I feel a little melancholy. It is because of the bitter journey that reminds me of the dusk, and the birds return late with the lonely guest. Wash your feet in the cold spring, play the qin and play the music in the world. Only the virtues and charms remain, and the suaveness is all because of the inscriptions and poems. When traveling thousands of miles, when you untie your bridle leisurely, leave the hustle and bustle for a while, get drunk and lean on the water pavilion, and hate the green wine in the past Raising a glass is like a green lotus inviting a bright moon."

Although Shi Yue is good at crooked poetry, he still keeps a respectful distance from such difficult ancient entertainments as pairs!

This couplet is so long, the artistic conception is so beautiful, and it is flat and neat. Can Mrs. Ninth match it?Could it be that she is a talented woman who hides her secrets?

Ninth Madam frowned tightly, with a look of worry on her face.

Shi Yue saw her difficulty, stepped forward and whispered: "Ninth Madam, if you can't figure it out, don't think about it. This old man is sincere and hard for us. I will beat him hard, not afraid that he will not give in!"

"Bold! Dare to be rude to the gods?" Mrs. Ninth pushed him lightly, and suddenly, she was so blessed that she came up with the next couplet.

She said excitedly: "Standing at the foot of the smoky maple, the green clothes are slowly rising, adding a little desolation, I used to send the sunset silently, the clouds chased the boat to go to the sickness, Yiyi walked around Tangyedu, the cicadas weeping in the secluded forest felt the sound of autumn, passing by Plum Village and climbing the building in a dream , Gu Sexin Xi Luotuo life, and rely on lofty sentiments to go far, careless madness, just want to be able to express the chest, stand on the third watch, feel free to lean on the railing, lightly throw away common things and chanting in the mountain pavilion, thinking about tomorrow's yellow flowers, how dare you understand Sleeping chrysanthemums should be like five willows lying in the breeze."

When the old Taoist heard it, he couldn't help being overjoyed, clapped his palms, and nodded repeatedly: "Wonderful! Wonderful, the benefactor is really a talented woman..."

When Shi Yue marveled at the talent of Mrs. Ninth, he suddenly caught a faint fragrance of orchids.

Eyes secretly glanced at Ox-nosed Old Daoist, only to see him patting those withered, bark-like old palms with joy, but with the help of the faint light, he looked carefully.

But when the cuffs were shaking, there was a trace of white and greasy skin.

Shi Yue's heart skipped a beat: the faint fragrance of orchids, the faintly visible white and greasy skin, this old man, could it be that a woman disguised herself as a man?

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