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Chapter 131 Turning hands into clouds (two in one, please subscribe)

In the cold cafeteria, a group of people were watching Chen Zui's fresh dish 'Looking at the Starry Sky'.

Does that mean this stuff is for people to eat?

Huaxia cuisine pays attention to the taste and taste, and the number one is the color. What is the color?

What's more, after Chen Zui sprinkled a lot of seasonings, it smelled stinky, salty and fishy, ​​which was really daunting.

That's it?

Can fire?

Not to mention them, even Wang Donghe felt that this thing is really not good.

Perhaps only Zhao Wanrou didn't even think about the question of whether the "Death Gaze" she gave a new name would work at this moment.

She just finds it funny.

The dishes are interesting.

Chen is the funniest.

It's fun being with him.

And the funny Chen Zui was still on the phone, giving orders one after another.

Today, he will complete his work and completely open the valve for the realization of the second flow.

After receiving the order, Zhao Xiaokai immediately went to the photocopy shop, and made a banner according to Chen Zui's request, just looking at the text on it, "The First Dark Cuisine Challenge." '

What is dark cuisine?

Forget it, it's normal to not be able to keep up with the third brother's train of thought, you'll know after a while.

At the same time, it was very reliable. Xiao Shen, who was sitting in front of the big-headed computer in the warehouse, also began to write the copy as required at the first time.

After 10 minutes of hard thinking and repeated revisions, the twenty QQ groups of the School of Economics that swiped the screen all day were resized and pulled into one screen, and then the copywriting was copied and sent one by one.

It was asked soon.

'what time does it start'

'11.30.'

'What is dark cuisine? '

Xiao Shen couldn't keep up with the understanding, so he could only say, "It's like stinky tofu, durian or something like that."

'I just want to know that a portion of five yuan, 15 yuan will be returned after eating, and ten yuan will be earned for nothing with the principal and interest? '

'Yes, that's our challenge rules. '

'Please give me ten copies at once. '

'I can make you doubt your life! '

'To tell you the truth, I ate shit when I was a child, and I think it's okay! '

'The overnight stay money has brothers! '

……

If a commercial audience analysis is used to analyze the group of college students, the following characteristics must be listed.

One, be willing to accept new things.

Two, like to follow the trend.

Three, playful and lively.

Fourth, dare to consume.

In 2022, many college students will dare to spend hundreds or even thousands of times without earning a penny. Coupled with the support of various credit cards, routine loans and Ma's father, some students can even spend their entire life. wealth.

This was not the case in 2008. College students who had not been bombarded by merchants were relatively simple and honest.

But also because the Internet world in 2008 was relatively closed, there were not so many channels to obtain various information, and the whole world could not be seen online.

Therefore, compared with the students of 2022 who are used to seeing big scenes, the college students of this era are more curious about the world, prefer to follow the trend in small circles, and are more willing to go outside to join in the fun.

Under the advertising effect of more than 20 large groups, the Dark Cuisine Challenge immediately attracted the attention of countless students.

To participate or not to participate is the second, the key is to see what the dark cuisine looks like.

Whether to eat or not is the second thing, as long as you go there, you will definitely see people eating, and it is also good to be happy.

Some people even worry that if they go late, will they not have a good seat to watch the excitement?
Of course, there are also some students who are eager to try.

They want to spoil this unheard of challenge.
……

Chen Zui didn't know that there were already many students on their way here.

But he is sure that his dark cooking challenge will attract attention.

So before 11.30 comes, he still needs to do some things, such as getting a lid to cover the steamed stuffed buns to cover the 'Looking at the Starry Sky' to maintain a sense of mystery, such as leaning against his sister: "Is my cooking skills okay?"

Zhao Wanrou's feedback was: "You did a good job, you are not allowed to do it again in the future."

"Then it's up to you to do it..."

Zhao Wanrou felt her younger brother's tricks and raised her eyebrows slightly, but somehow it turned into a sweet smile in the end.

Wang Donghe, who watched, had no choice but to: "Hey, there are still people here."

Here, Aunt Li looked at Chen Zui as if everything was under control, and couldn't help but said, "Heh, anyway, you've already settled the 100 yuan compensation, don't wait for a group of your classmates to come as trustees, that's no fun."

While talking, Zhao Xiaokai arrived. He not only brought banners, but also made a vertical billboard.

Chen Zui put the billboard on the ground, and pulled the banner together with Zhao Xiaokai.

So I replied three words to Aunt Li: "Look at it."

……

As the time for 11.30 approaches.

More and more students came to the cafeteria.

At first, it was just groups of three or four who came up to ask questions, but later it turned into a gathering of people.

Aunt Li and a group of merchants were dumbfounded to find that more and more students began to come here.

He was full of curiosity about the dark dish that was covered by a broken lid, and there was a lot of discussion.

The heat is like a snowball, and now it's time for dinner, so I don't know what's going on. The students who just came to eat also looked sideways, and many people chose to move over to join in the excitement.

Then there were more and more people, and the noise was very loud.

When the time finally came to 11:30, under the expectation of everyone, Chen Zui walked into the specially reserved empty space in front of the box lunch stand.

Then without any nonsense, he lifted the lid directly.

Looking up at the starry sky was finally revealed to the students of the School of Economics.

Although I know that dark cooking is not a good thing, but at this moment, looking at the dull, dumb, and desperate eyes of these two hundred dead fish looking at the sky, would a normal person think that this b thing is a dish?

The students in the front row took a step back one after another, and the two students who were middle-aged and middle-aged stumbled together, and were almost thrown out of a domino.

Some students who were terrified screamed and immediately chose to avoid their eyes, but did not leave immediately, probably because they wanted to see which brave man dared to try.

More people said in disgust: "Huh~~~~~~~" The voice of disgust lingered in the sky above the cafeteria, echoing endlessly.

"Is this edible?"

"No, why do I still smell stinky tofu?"

“And Chili Noodles”

"I seriously doubt that this thing is poisonous!"

Everyone talked to each other, and the scene was very chaotic for a while.

Only Chen Zui looked calm and composed, and his voice was not loud, and he narrated to himself:

"The name of the British dish is Stargazy pie. The literal translation is to look up at the starry sky. It is a dark dish in the United Kingdom, and it is also known as death without eyes. The original name is Fish pie and it is also called hell chant."

"I don't know if the warriors just now have the courage to come up and taste it?"

As soon as this remark came out, there was no need to maintain order, and there was a complete silence inside and outside the stadium.

Chen Zui is not surprised by this, after all, looking up at the starry sky will indeed shock people's senses visually.

But he believes that there will always be people who are brave enough to try something new.

After all, if you can finish eating, you will get ten yuan for free. Don't underestimate the poverty of college students. At this time, ten yuan is enough for them to have a good night.

Sure enough, things did not go beyond his expectations, a tall and thin buddy walked out of the crowd: "I'm coming!"

So people talked about his glorious deeds off the court, and Chen Zui listened to a few words, but he immediately admired this man.

This classmate is Jiang Zhinong, a junior this year, living in poverty, with a small iron pot on his waist, filled with loose liquor, the most awesome thing he did in college was to be greedy for alcohol, and had no money to buy peanuts Rice, let your fingertips taste salty and light, then drink wine
Known as the Jiuxian!
Comrade Jiuxian didn't drink today, but before he came to look up at the starry sky, he immediately took out the iron pot on his waist and took two sips of white wine.

And in a deep voice: "Come!"

Chen Zui pinched his nose and cut off a piece of fish for him with a knife to look up at the starry sky.

Then he stretched out his hand: "Pay five yuan first, and throwing up doesn't count. The time limit is 1 minute."

Jiuxian gave five yuan without saying a word.

Chen Zui handed over the piece Looking up at the starry sky, Jiuxian pinched his nose, and directly sucked the whole piece into Sai's mouth.

Amid the exclamation of the audience, he chewed heavily, and finally his expression showed pain, but his Adam's apple squirmed fiercely.

When everyone confirmed that he swallowed it, the audience actually burst into applause.

Chen Zui blinked: "Awesome."

I can't pay myself to die today, can I?

College students are really hidden dragons and crouching tigers
Jiu Xian coughed dryly for 30 seconds after swallowing it, then took two more sips of white wine, took the 15 yuan handed over by Chen Zui, turned around gracefully, and left only one sentence: "Not so much."

After he walked out of the crowd, more than a dozen heroes emerged from the crowd.

Among them, everyone is famous.
It seems that they have seen the success of Jiuxian, and they feel that they can also succeed.

It's just that things don't turn out as expected very quickly.

They underestimated the power of looking up at the starry sky, and also underestimated the ability of baijiu.
The first handsome guy gave up completely as soon as he heard about it after paying the money.

The second person chewed it twice, and spit it out because he couldn't eat spicy food.

the third.
fourth place.
……

……

There are hundreds of flavors.

unpalatable is unpalatable
Chen Zui's way of looking up at the starry sky can be regarded as an unpalatable culmination.

The most important step is that during the whole cooking process, the fish is not given any fishy treatment. There is no onion, ginger and garlic, plus a lot of stinky tofu, chili powder, pepper, and salt.

As soon as you take it in, there is a mixed taste of fishy, ​​salty, spicy and choking, which can directly lift people's spirit caps.
The reason why Jiuxian was able to succeed.

It was because he had paralyzed his nerves by citing baijiu all the year round, and taking a couple of sips temporarily was considered a cold-blooded shot.

But besides him, the rest of you are just Xiaoxiao.
When the No.20 challengers failed, Chen Zui had already earned back the 100 yuan he had given to Aunt Li, and he still had more than 80 pieces of looking up at the stars.

And the scene did not become cold because of the successive failures of the Warriors.

Enthusiastic about challenging the impossible, most of the students who firmly believe that their future is infinitely possible are braver than before when they came to university.

Among them, there were booing from friends, instigation among roommates, and most of all, pure curiosity about what this thing tasted like.

All in all, from the perspective of the barrage, this group of college students is like playing a blind box in 2022. Who doesn’t know that this thing is deceiving? But it’s just for fun.

The atmosphere was so warm that every time someone opened his mouth, the students cheered loudly.

When the inevitable failure occurs, there will be a large number of people booing with '呵~~~~'.

And Aunt Li was completely dumbfounded when she saw that Chen Zui kept the five yuan.
The merchants who had just looked down on Chen Zui, because they don't have any business now, Quan Er Canteen is watching this challenge and standing aside.

They couldn't figure it out, so they just looked up at the starry sky, except for the nice name, how could a share be worth five yuan?
After struggling for a while at the end, I can only feel that the world is different
Chen Zui also took a break from his busy schedule and handed over to Zhao Xiaokai to host in the middle of the competition.

When he and Zhao Wanrou came to the stall, a group of merchants headed by Aunt Li immediately surrounded them.

"Xiao Chen, you are really capable, I can see it."

"It's just that, why are so many people eating and throwing up and giving money, isn't this a waste of money?"

"I don't understand, I really don't understand."

"A young man's world, alas, alas."

On the contrary, there was a younger guy who made noodles. He raised his head and said, "I've made up my mind. I'll make cream noodles when I get back. What do you think?"

Chen Zui: "..."

And in the field, Zhao Xiaokai might be unlucky, and really met another fairy.

This fairy is an immortal. I heard the students discussing that this person fought in Internet cafes for seven days and seven nights during the [-]th period. He didn't have a penny in his pocket, but he was good at picking up leaks and bullying children.
Just look at his unkempt face, ragged clothes, and the smell on his body, which can cover his fishy smell when standing in front of the starry sky, you can understand that this son has a endurance that is different from ordinary people
"BAA Baa baa"

After eating a piece, Ao Xian looked up at the starry sky and hiccupped.

Although the smell that surged up because of this hiccup in the next moment made him vomit, he didn't vomit after all..
If the challenge is not limited to one per person, he would love to do it again.
The audience was also cheering for him, and the second successful person finally appeared.

When Zhao Xiaokai handed over 15 yuan to him, he also quietly left the stage like an outdoor expert, but he didn't go far. A classmate in the crowd shouted: "Fuck, don't run, return the five yuan to me!"

In the end, I don't know if the classmate got the money.

But this dark cooking challenge is indeed very popular, and with the continuous consumption of ingredients, it is coming to an end.

There was only ten yuan left in front of him, and when it should be over in less than 10 minutes, Chen finally turned his head and asked Aunt Li and the merchants, "Do you want to make more money?"

Zhao Wanrou heard the words and knew that the topic had finally come.

Sure enough, all the merchants, including Aunt Li, said that of course they wanted to make more money.

So Chen Zui coughed and used a new term in 2008 to ask everyone who had been fooled: "Do you know about group buying?"

　Ask for a monthly ticket.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)