The daily life of American TV agents

Chapter 27 My brother can't be so weird

"Sanoff Ebichi! You science freaks!" Penny scolded from the next door, and then "Deng Deng Deng" footsteps came from the corridor. Leonard took a sip of coffee to suppress his shock, but Immediately realized something was wrong.

"How did Petunia know that we did it? Could it be that Ron told the secret?"

"It could also be because of the note I left on the table yesterday about housekeeping suggestions." Sheldon was still emotionally picking out breakfast cereal, and the door of the apartment was slammed open by Penny.

"Did you sneak into my apartment last night while I was sleeping?" Penny broke down.

Leonard quickly explained: "Yes, but we are just cleaning the room for you."

"To be precise, it's tidying up the house. Your place isn't dirty." Sheldon explained solemnly, he didn't even notice that Petunia's anger was about to set the whole house on fire.

Petunia was completely helpless with these two weirdos: "Give me back the room key."

"I'm so sorry." Leonard handed over the key.

Penny snarled, "You know how scary this is?"

"Yes, we discussed it for a long time last night." Leonard defended palely, but it was of no use.

"In my room, while I'm sleeping..." Penny's snarl was cut short by Sheldon.

"And when you snore, I think you may have a sinus infection, but it may also be sleep apnea syndrome. You may need to see an ear, nose and throat doctor."

"Then I want to ask, what kind of doctor can take the shoe off the ass?"

Pepeni approached Sheldon, and she swore that if she hadn't been frightened by Ron's entire suitcase of weapons and equipment, she would now want to stuff her shoes into Sheldon's ass!
Sheldon replied solemnly, "Depending on the depth, it's either a proctologist or a surgeon."

Leonard finally couldn't bear it anymore and picked up the paper, wrote the word "sarcasm" and held it up, wishing to reach Sheldon's face, Sheldon finally realized what happened, and said "oh" in embarrassment With a sound, I stood there, at a loss.

"My God!" For the first time, Petunia discovered that the gap between humans was greater than the gap between humans and dogs.

The latter can at least follow human instructions and respond in various ways, while the former sometimes can't even communicate in normal language. Maybe there will be a "Sheldon User Manual" somewhere, such as Ron's, and it may be There is one, and maybe I can have a good conversation with him later.

The loss received from the younger brother will be compensated by the elder brother with Hue, which seems to be a pretty good deal.

Leonard hurriedly stopped in front of Penny, trying to make up for his image in the eyes of the lover in his dream.

"Maybe when you don't feel so... violated, well, I can't think of any other adjectives, then we can have a good talk."

"Stay away from me!" Penny pushed Leonard away angrily.

"Okay, here's another way." Leonard looked very disappointed.

"Petunia! Wait a minute." Sheldon stood up.

"Beforehand, because after you're gone, we're bound to discuss whether you mean we're disgusted with us coming into your room while you're sleeping? Or are you also disgusted with the housekeeping system we've imposed?"

Petunia was dumbfounded, she finally realized that no matter how high IQ Sheldon is, in the world, he is a big fool!
When he was leaving, he bumped into Ron who had come to watch the fun.

"Take care of your wonderful little brother!"

Ron shrugged his shoulders and said hello like the weird scientist duo who just got hammered by Penny in the morning: "Good morning, you two look like the poor seal I used to beat with a baseball bat when I was in the Arctic, need me Can I get you a mirror?"

"No need." Leonard replied weakly, then stood up and stood in front of Sheldon: "Now, you go and apologize to Petunia!"

"Hahaha~" Shelton chuckled and walked past Leonard, continuing to brew his cereal.

"why are you laughing?"

Sheldon asked, "Isn't this the new irony?"

"No!" Rao was a little annoyed with Leonard's good-natured temper at this time, but Ron still didn't forget to fan the flames.

"Leonard, believe me, I'm definitely not covering up my brother, but you really think it would be a good idea for Sheldon to apologize to Penny?"

"Why not? Obviously he caused the trouble?"

Ron didn't answer Leonard's question, but turned his attention to Sheldon again: "My stupid brother, if you go to apologize to Petunia, what are you going to say?"

"Why should I, a person with two doctorates and one master's degree, apologize to Penny?" Seeing Leonard's angry little eyes, Shelton helplessly raised his hands in a gesture of surrender.

"I will say, I'm very sorry for what happened last night, it's all on me, not Leonard, I hope it doesn't affect your opinion of Leonard, not only is he a very good guy, I I also heard that he is a very caring lover, and he has huge organs that are not commensurate with his short stature..."

"Hahaha..." Seeing this scene with his own eyes, Ron burst into tears with laughter: "Leonard, what do you think of such an apology? Can it make you hug the beauty back?"

Leonard hugged his head in pain and sat on the sofa: "I shouldn't have gone to clean up the house with Sheldon yesterday, but used the stick you used to beat the seal to knock Sheldon unconscious and drag him back."

Ron sat next to Leonard, grabbed Sheldon's freshly soaked cereal and drank it on the sofa, then comforted: "My friend, I think you should find yourself a simpler one at first. Target.

Just like the World of Warcraft you play, you start with low-level monsters at the beginning. After the level increases and you have better equipment, you can challenge high-level elite monsters. "

"Ron, I didn't know you were playing World of Warcraft too?" Sheldon's eyes lit up. For the first time, he discovered that he and his brother who had been bullying him had a common hobby.

Ron was noncommittal.

That's all happened in the previous life. When he was in college, Ron didn't find out that he saved his living expenses and replaced it with the Internet fee of the Internet cafe and the point card of World of Warcraft, and then wasted a lot of time saving a non-existent On the continent of Azeroth, I still feel a little nostalgic when I think about it now.

But think about it, it seems that the Burning Crusade will be released soon, maybe I can relive the good times of my college days with the foursome of scientists?
Leonard's helpless voice came from between his hands covering his face: "What should I do? Ron?"

"Maybe you can start by writing an apology letter to Petunia yourself, and then ask her out, if you don't plan to fight a mob to level up first, but wait until the afternoon, because she should be sleeping back in the cage by now."

After all, no matter how you say it was caused by his younger brother, it would be inappropriate for Leonard to fall in love. Ron began to advise Leonard.

"Me? Dating Penny?" Leonard's eyes widened.

"Yes, and also, keep the current state and look in the mirror, remember this look, believe me, it will definitely make Penny fall." Ron took out a key from his pocket: "Also, if you need If so, as compensation for helping me take care of this troublemaker, you can drive my new car, which should be better than your family car."

This is the new car key that Ron got from the mailbox when Petunia came to trouble the two scientists just now. The car was parked in the apartment parking lot. There was a check that exactly matched the amount on the 1040 form that was put together.

The genus name is An Sangjiu, the name of the actual controller of the Korean gang in Los Angeles.

When Leonard saw the key, he suddenly got rid of his disappointment, pointed to the Transformer steel mark on the key and asked excitedly: "Is this the Bumblebee from Transformers?! We just watched this movie a while ago, and it even It's not offline yet!"

"All I know is that maybe it's a yellow Camaro, maybe you can drive it and take Penny to the movies, how about watching Transformers? I think you will become the focus of the entire movie theater."

Sheldon also "dendenden" ran a few steps to Leonard followed by a key and looked carefully under the light: "Oh my god, this is really the key of Bumblebee in "Transformers", Ron, you must let me take this car to the comic book store, and I will also take this car to work!"

"No, this is the date prop that Ron lent me, I want to drive it to date Penny!"

"I declare that it belongs to the Cooper family's property and should be given priority to the Cooper family. What do you think, Ron?"

Ron shrugged indifferently, but his heart began to churn. It seems that Mr. An, the Korean gangster, is still quite an interesting character. A commemorative and affordable new car seems to be bowing its head and admitting defeat.

But in fact, it also expressed a hint: I not only know where you live now, but even the preferences of your family members.

The meaning of the threat contained in it is self-evident.

However, judging from the performance, they probably didn't want to tear their faces apart. What the other party was worried about was not only the reputation of the IRS, but also the fighting power shown by Ron single-handedly singled out his entire stronghold.

Ron narrowed his eyes, flashing a dangerous light. He hated people threatening him with family members the most. It seemed that he might have to beat this An Sangjiu and the FBI behind An Sangjiu again.

On the other side, the mutual pecking between the two chickens finally came to an end. It ended with Leonard agreeing to take Sheldon to a comic book store in the morning, and then drive it to a date with Penny in the evening.

(End of this chapter)