The daily life of American TV agents

Chapter 26 My Strange Little Brother~
The sound of sirens in the distance was getting closer and closer. According to the traditional customs of the Orientals, Ron poured a large bucket of red paint on the warehouse door, left an IRS tax reminder form in a clean and eye-catching place, and walked away.

But he didn't leave immediately, but hid in a hidden shadow nearby.

After 15 minutes, Sergeant Jack finally arrived at the scene belatedly. Looking at the corpses of punks in different shapes, he found a corner where no one was around and took out his mobile phone.

"Li, your warehouse has been targeted by the IRS, and you are a very troublesome person. I suggest that you better pay the tax as soon as possible, so that he will let you go."

"What? Get rid of him? Are you kidding me? That's one of the best agents of the IRS! He just wiped out all the people in your warehouse by himself!

Yeah, not a single one was left alive, and red paint was splashed on the warehouse door, although I don't know what that means, but I know, with that guy's means, if you haven't paid your taxes, next time He will definitely come to your house with a heavy weapon.

I don't care about anything else, our FBI's money can't be less!If it's less, you know what we'll do, I promise, storming your house with commandos the next day..."

Is it almost enough to get here?

Ron pressed the stop button of the tape recorder in his hand, and the receiver of the button was connected to the bugs that had been dropped in several places when Ron had just left, one of which happened to be not far from Inspector Jack.

Sure enough, everything was as Ron had guessed. Toretto's matter was not that simple. Behind Toretto was a Korean gang, and behind the Korean gang was the FBI.

No wonder in the movie the FBI did not take much effort to target Toretto, but because there was no evidence, they sent a foolish boy to act as an undercover agent to collect evidence. Influence the Korean gang to be convicted together, and then the two parties partner to find the next scapegoat.

In other words, not only Toretto, but even that idiot O'Connor was tricked.

As for why the top executives of the FBI did it, does it need to be said?Of course, it is to earn some extra funds. As for whose pockets these funds fall into, that is another question.

Satisfied, Ron put away the recording equipment and walked out of the alley, and flagged down a taxi to go home.

……

Two in the morning.

In the apartment, Leonard was awakened by a special sound of restlessness, and suddenly sat up from the bed: "Sheldon?"

Leonard tentatively yelled but got no response. The house should not be burglarized, right?

Leonard picked up a laser sword from Star Wars, lit it to embolden himself, and walked into the living room wearing only his socks.

"Sheldon?" Leonard called softly again, but there was still no one, and Sheldon was not in his bedroom either.

And the door of the living room opened at some point, and even the door of Penny's apartment on the opposite door opened together. Leonard vaguely saw a busy figure inside.

It was Sheldon.

Why didn't you sleep in Penny's apartment in the middle of the night?
"Sheldon!" Leonard growled, and Sheldon quickly interrupted with a "shh" gesture.

"Petunia is sleeping, keep your voice down!"

"Are you crazy?" Leonard put the lightsaber aside speechlessly: "You can't break into a woman's apartment in the middle of the night again... come and clean up!"

Leonard got stuck in the middle of speaking, and thought for a long time before finding a suitable vocabulary.

As he said, Sheldon was cleaning up Penny's room, and when he came to deliver furniture during the day, the chaos in Penny's room caused Sheldon's strong discomfort.

So he planned to clean up the house while Petunia was sleeping.

"I have no choice but to think that outside my bedroom is our living room, and the living room is separated by a corridor, and the room directly opposite is like this, I can't sleep!"

Shelton said helplessly while putting the pillows back in their original positions.

Leonard felt that his roommate, who had no common sense, was hopeless.

"Do you realize that if Penny wakes up now, we can't rationally explain why she's here now?"

"I just gave you a reasonable explanation."

"No! You just gave an explanation, and its plausibility is for your jury to decide!"

When they came, they said excitedly and accidentally raised their tone, Penny's snoring suddenly became a little louder, and the two of them turned their heads quickly.

Good thing Penny just rolled over and went back to sleep.

Sheldon seized the opportunity to start the teaching mode: "You should speak in the low range, evolution has made women very sensitive to noise in the high range when they sleep.

So they wake up when the baby cries, and if you don't want to wake her up, talk in the low register. "

Leonard was speechless: "This is really ridiculous!"

Accidentally, the tone of voice became a little higher, and there was another heavy snoring sound from Petunia's side.

"No," Sheldon cleared his throat and changed into a bass-like tone: "This is really ridiculous."

Leonard looked back, and sure enough, Penny didn't respond, but now is obviously not the time to learn such useless knowledge.

"Well, you're right, we have to leave now before she wakes up."

"I will never leave until the house is tidied up." Sheldon said firmly, and Leonard knew that this strange creature would definitely do what he said, so he leaned his head against the wall helplessly.

How did I come across such a wonderful thing!
"You have time to hang around, why don't you come over and clean up together, so we can finish it faster." Sheldon complained, Leonard had no choice but to clean up Petunia's house together.

But the two seemed to have forgotten that there was another tenant in this house besides Petunia. Just as they were working, a cold metal pipe suddenly hit the back of their heads.

"I guess you stole things to have a travel fee when you go to hell, right? Dear Mr. Thief~"

It's a pistol!The two people's hearts tightened immediately. If they hadn't heard Ron's voice later, they would have almost cried out in fright, but fortunately they held back.

"Ron, it's us, Leonard and Sheldon!" Leonard yelled in a low voice, causing Petunia to snore again: "Put the gun down!"

God, what if it goes off fire?It was the first time that Leonard was pointed at the head with a gun at such a big age. If it wasn't for his habit of drinking water before going to bed, his pants might be wet by now.

"Ron! This joke is not funny at all." And Sheldon's pants were already wet: "Get your damn pistol away, or I'll call Mommy."

For a strong brother like Ron, Sheldon has only one trick, which is to sue the parents. At least Ron will care about his family's opinion.

"Pistol?" Ron showed a mischievous smile: "Are you talking about these two strong flashlights in my hand?"

Speaking of which, Ron took off the metal object nailed to their heads and showed them.

Where is the pistol?It was clearly two bright flashlights, and the two secretly breathed a sigh of relief.

"However, as a law enforcement officer, it doesn't mean that I agree with your behavior of breaking into private houses late at night. You'd better give me a reasonable explanation." Ron stared at the two of them.

"I said that because Penny's room was too messy, we came to help clean up the house late at night, do you believe me?"

When Leonard said this, he was ready to be refuted by Ron, but unexpectedly, Ron nodded in approval.

"Believe it, why don't you believe it? With my wonderful little brother, everything is taken for granted, and I have long been used to it."

Almost forgot, the two of them are still brothers, Leonard was speechless for a while, worrying for nothing just now.

Ron threw his coat on the sofa casually, loosened his tie comfortably, and took a bottle of ice water from the refrigerator to drink.

And Sheldon stared at Luo dissatisfiedly, said nothing, just silently hung the coat he just threw on the sofa on the hanger.

"I just came back from work, so I won't play with you, you two have packed enough, remember to go out and close the door.

Good night, I like the elf brother who helps clean the house after people fall asleep, and his friends. "

After finishing speaking, Ron went back to the bedroom and lay down on the bed without taking off his clothes.

From the corner of the room revealed by opening the door, Reiner found that Ron's room was very tidy, and everything was in order, in stark contrast to the mess in the living room and Penny's room.

Early the next morning, Sheldon walked out of the bedroom refreshed and humming, while Leonard was lying on the bar counter with a tired face holding his coffee.

Sheldon greeted happily: "I must say that I slept very soundly. Although the time was not long, the quality of my sleep was very good."

Leonard: "I'm not surprised at all, the panacea for insomnia is to go to the neighbor's house in the middle of the night to clean up."

With Sheldon's low EQ, Rao also heard the deep resentment in Leonard's words.

"Is this sarcasm?"

Leonard asked back, "What do you think?"

"Let's take it for granted, but I think it's all a great way to improve the quality of life for Penny and my brother."

Leonard rolled his eyes and once again regretted why he wanted to share the rent with such a strange thing?
"Maybe we should sneak in again tonight and wash her carpet too."

Sheldon hesitated: "Will this be too much?"

"Of course!" Leonard gulped down his coffee. "My God, do I have to put up a sarcastic sign every time I speak?"

"Do you have a sign of sarcasm?" Sheldon asked curiously, and Leonard finally couldn't bear it anymore and slumped on the sofa.

Apartment next door.

"Boom boom boom!"

Ron was still asleep, and was awakened by a loud knock on the door. Ron opened the door, and there was an angry Petunia standing outside.

"Ron! What's wrong with you!" Petunia pointed to the well-organized living room.

With a look on his face, Ron took the coffee machine on the table and started to make a cup of coffee for himself.

"No, I didn't do it."

"No, who else do you have? The keys to this room are only you and me, and..."

Having said that, Penny finally remembered that he also gave Leonard the spare key.

The corner of Ron's mouth touched the note on the table, and he was a little far away. He couldn't see what was written on it, but the general handwriting seemed to be written by Sheldon.

(End of this chapter)