don't call me singer

Chapter 158 Xueba's 108 Forms
"The truth is coming..." The screen changed to other surveillance screens in the library, and the time stamp returned to June.

Gu Xiaobai was flipping through the book again.The picture zooms in, zooms in, zooms in, and on the somewhat blurred screen, the books that Gu Xiaobai turned over are displayed: "University Physics", "Feynman Lectures on Physics 1", "Feynman Lectures on Physics 2", "Dongyuan University Physics Question Bank Over the Years"...

Gu Xiaobai flipped through it, put down the book, and left.

Next to it, a number flashed with a click: "Gu Xiaobai: Feynman Physics, 100 points."

Then another scene was changed, and Gu Xiaobai was still flipping through the book.

"Optics", "Modern Optics", "Summary of Optical Development History", "Lecture Notes on Optics"...

There was a click: "Gu Xiaobai: Optics, 100 points."

The screen flashed quickly, then click click, a stack of scores appeared on the screen, and the last one was "Introduction to Modern Acoustics" that Gu Xiaobai had just finished.

Seeing this scene, the people who were watching the video looked dull.

The problem is, the video is going to give them a crit.

"You thought he was flipping through a book, but actually...he was studying..."

"When he finishes flipping, he has already learned..."

A villain who vomited blood appeared on the video, and the words flashed: "God of learning, please accept the supernatural powers, and spare my dog's life..."

In front of the screen, countless people vomited blood.

Is this really the case?no...

Is there really such a strong person in this world?

"I know you don't believe me, but the following are the 108 secret learning techniques that the top scholars of Dongyuan University will not pass on to the outside world. Take notes!"

The screen turned and turned into a silly photo.

The big heads of four people gathered next to the piano box, grinning and laughing.

"Let's start with the silly roe deer of the 306 singing team (cross out and change to a handsome guy, and then a small "no" appeared in front of the handsome guy)."

In a flash, the photo focused on Wang Haixia.

Then the video changed to the scene of Wang Haixia spraying stone guides in the hallway.

Just as Wang Haixia started spraying, a line of words appeared on his body.

"Spray power, one section!"

Then the speed of the video speeded up, and Wang Haixia's body swished out:

"Spray power, second stage!"

"Spray power, three stages!"

"...Four paragraphs! Five paragraphs! Six paragraphs..."

"Ten paragraphs!"

"Wang Haixia is super god!"

As soon as the huge words flashed, the time stamp changed, and Wang Haixia walked out of the teaching building arrogantly.

"Wang Haixia: "Complex Variable Function", 100 points!"

Then there was an interview with Wang Haixia: "Spraying people can make the brain active, and the state is particularly good!"

The small print next to it: "Cherish life, don't imitate!"

With a click, the screen turned into a retro sheepskin scroll, with words appearing on it:

"One of the 108 styles of Xueba: the learning method of spraying people."

Whoosh, a line of small words flashed next to it: "Thanks to Director Shi for his excellent assist!"

In front of the screen, Director Shi laughed out loud, touching his head while laughing.

He really didn't know that there was such a period of history.

The next one is Zhou Xianting, and the picture changes to a long-distance surveillance shot, a muscular teenager doing push-ups in the corridor.One hand, two hands, left hand, right hand... There is a book in front of him.

《英语3》100；《英语4》100；《德语（选修）》100……

Interview: "I can't pass Xiaobai in other exams, so I can only use my own advantages to learn foreign languages ​​well, and then stay away from Xiaobai... When you exercise, your brain will be active, and you will be in a particularly good state!"

Click: "One of the 108 styles of Xueba: Movement learning method."

The screen changed again and became Zhao Mo.

Zhao Mo sat on the side of the road, silently in a daze.

Leaning against a tree, in a daze.

Standing by the side of the stadium, in a daze.

Looking at the beautiful young lady, she was in a daze.

A series of awards flashed out next to it, the winner of the "Campus Computer Technology Competition", the first prize of the "Physics Laboratory Management Programming Competition", the most creative award of the "Dongyuan University Forum Program Optimization Competition"...

This is an IT master who was delayed by physics.

Interview: "..."

Forget it, give up the interview.

Click: "Look at Miss Sister's (cross out and change to dazed) style of learning."

Seeing this, the audience was speechless. There is not a single fuel-efficient lamp in this dormitory!

Can't live here.

"Then let's look next door..."

The screen changed to Fu Wenyao.

Fu Wenyao played the guitar handsomely, continued to play the guitar handsomely, and played the guitar handsomely again.

Then came Fu Wenyao's achievements: "Being defeated by Gu Xiaobai, +1 for being defeated by Gu Xiaobai, +2 for being defeated by Gu Xiaobai...Top [-] points in the school's [-] students plan, third place in the Department of Physics..."

Interview: "I spend a lot of time studying every day, okay? I'm not a genius. Don't just shoot me playing the guitar! Brother An, you are too much..."

Click: "The guitar-playing learning method (nonsense)."

Seeing this, the audience shook their heads helplessly.

Brother Yao is really miserable. He was supposed to become an extremely handsome star, but he was suppressed by Gu Xiaobai. It's really miserable, really miserable...

Go vote for sympathy.

Fu Wenyao's fans are growing silently.

Then, there are other domineering academic gods and seniors in the school.

Of course, many of them are hilarious and nonsensical.

For example, a senior was reading a book while walking, but hit a tree with a bang.

His achievements flashed next to him: "The holder of the first grade point in the School of Environment."

"Bumping the tree (don't imitate)"

Another senior sister, while walking, bumped into the glass door with a bang, and it hurts just looking at it...

"Bumping the glass learning method (No.1 in the law school at this level, matching the face of the previous senior.)
A senior was sitting outside the window on the fifth floor, reading a book seriously.

"If you can't learn it, you can learn by jumping off a building (the senior has been arrested.)
The video became more and more nonsense, but everyone watched it more and more happily.

Looking at it, I suddenly felt...

Damn, Xueba doesn't have a fuel-efficient lamp! This is it!

It's so strong!
Xueba is working so hard, what right do I have to waste my youth here, hurry up and study hard...

Wait, I'll watch this video first, and then I'll work harder!
After a lot of nonsense, the scene returned to the scene where Gu Xiaobai first looked through the historical materials of the Spring and Autumn Period.

The screen of Gu Xiaobai flipping through the book was sped up dozens of times, and a vertical progress bar appeared next to it.

"Amount of knowledge in age: primary school, junior high school, high school, undergraduate, master, doctor..."

As Gu Xiaobai flipped through the book, the progress bar on the right soared rapidly, surpassing elementary school, junior high school, high school, undergraduate...

Slowed down at Masters and stopped at PhD.

"According to checking the bibliography that Gu Xiaobai has borrowed and read, and consulting several history professors, Gu Xiaobai's knowledge of Spring and Autumn History is equivalent to that of a doctoral candidate."

Then, the video ends.

"This is the end of this cheat book, thank you for watching."

The screen went black.

He didn't say another word.

However, everyone understands what this video wants to say.

Is it strange that a musician whose knowledge of Spring and Autumn History is comparable to that of a Ph.D. student wrote a song like "Yanyan"?

Strange?

"No, I don't believe it, he, Gu Xiaobai, is just cheating!"

"Yes, he is cheating!"

Gang Jing said: "Don't try to lie to me!"

　Now that you have been rewarded, let's add more.

　　It's the only way to protect it at the moment.

　　Tomorrow's two updates... There will be a lot of dry goods, the kind that can be composed and sung after reading it.

　　Non-combatants please retreat temporarily.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)