I created the entertainment era in Journey to the West

Chapter 196 Black Bear Spirit, My Grandma Li!
"Lingshan Entertainment Company?!"

Hearing the Tathagata Buddha's words, the Buddhas were stunned.

Only Guanyin Bodhisattva's eyes flashed brightly, and she took the initiative to say: "Buddha, my disciples have also considered this method, but the bear demon controls the entire mobile phone signal network, and we are always subject to it."

"A while ago, my disciple's Nanhai Taoist Temple and Lingshan Daleiyin Temple's network speed dropped sharply. I'm afraid it was caused by it."

Other arhats and bodhisattvas who have dojos in the lower realms responded one after another.

"Exactly."

"The Internet speed of the disciple's dojo is also very slow."

"That bear demon is so hateful!"

"I heard that many Buddhist temples and Buddhist monasteries in the lower world have also been restricted in their network speed, and they have been resisted by many mortals!"

"Ugh!"

"Some stupid mortals even smashed temples for it."

"It's really disgusting."

Looking at the monks and Buddhas who started to complain one by one, Tathagata's expression was quite calm, "I have already thought of a countermeasure for this matter. When I go back, I will ask the Buddhas such as burning lamps, Zhunti, and Yingying."

"Ask them to come forward and negotiate with Tongtian Saint."

Guanyin Bodhisattva raised his eyebrows, and hesitantly said: "But the three Buddhas have never asked about Buddhist affairs, I'm afraid..."

"No need to say more."

"I will definitely ask them to come forward!"

The Tathagata Buddha said with a firm voice, beyond doubt.

After going through many changes over the past year, Tathagata has realized the importance of the mobile phone network. No matter what, he can no longer let Buddhism fall behind the Heavenly Court, and must change his strategy in time.

Otherwise, it will be regarded as the completion of the study of the Western Paradise.

The certainty of the prosperity of Buddhism's luck will also be greatly reduced.

Moreover, he has recently deduced the secrets of heaven and found that there have been some changes in the study of the scriptures in the West, and there are signs of intensification.

If you continue to immerse yourself in the dream of Buddhist Daxing after learning the scriptures.

In the future, he will most likely regret it!

"If there are three Buddhas who come forward, it will be sure."

Guanyin Bodhisattva nodded.

However, she changed the subject immediately, and said worriedly: "But Buddha, regarding the operation mode of Heifengshan Entertainment Company and the method of filming, etc., we are completely in the dark."

"Don't worry."

The Tathagata Buddha smiled slightly, "Has the Venerable Avalokitesvara forgotten the opening advertisement of the director's training class at the beginning of the movie?"

"The Buddha wants to send people to Heifeng Mountain to learn Buddhist scriptures?"

"Who can be suitable?"

All the Buddhas in Lingshan look at me and I look at you, and they are all a little apprehensive.

The bear demon's hostility towards Buddhism is undisguised. Even Manjusri, Puxian, and Guanyin, the three quasi-sages, did not seek benefits there. How dare they, Daluo and Taiyi, step into such a tiger's den?

"I already have the right candidate in mind."

Speaking of this, the Tathagata Buddha turned his gaze, and then fell on the Arhat Subduing the Dragon and Arhat Subduing the Tiger in the crowd.

"Subduing the dragon, subduing the tiger."

"This important task is entrusted to you."

Subduing Dragon Arhat: ∑(°口°|||)?

Crouching Tiger Arhat: ∑(°口°|||)?

When all the monks heard this, they immediately burst into smiles, joined hands and saluted and said, "The Buddha has unique insight!"

Jianglong and Fuhu panicked, "Buddha, we..."

"Ok?"

Tathagata's face turned cold.

Seeing Tathagata's obviously unkind expression, Jianglong and Fuhu Luohan couldn't help swallowing, looked at each other silently, and then nodded with a bitter face, "Disciple will abide by the Buddha's decree."

……

Abyss of darkness.

Listening to the ending song "Cool and Cool" sung by Du Fei and Yang Chan, Wu Tian couldn't help feeling a lot of emotions at the moment.

He was actually quite satisfied with the ending.

Although he is Mara now, the monk at the end of the film who doesn't pay attention to the Buddhist rules but still saves the suffering is very much in line with his longing for the real Buddha.

"Wine and meat have passed through the intestines, but the Buddha's heart remains..."

"This black bear spirit does have two brushes, and he can write such wonderful sentences that hit people's hearts!"

Wutian let out a long sigh, and couldn't help admiring Du Fei.

Waving the mirror screen away, Wutian stood up.

"The movie is over."

After saying this, he turned his head to look at the three people in black robes sitting aside.

Hearing Wutian's voice, the giant scorpion, Yingyao and black robe who trembled throughout the whole movie now showed expressions of relief on their faces, and raised their heads one after another, "Buddha, let's do it!"

Seeing this, Wutian couldn't help flashing a trace of surprise in his eyes.

These three of my subordinates actually have such backbone, when faced with "death threats", they didn't kneel down and beg for mercy?
"it is good!"

"As expected of a disciple who has followed me for tens of thousands of years."

"Then I will complete you."

Wutian nodded in satisfaction, raised his palm, and made a gesture of wanting to shoot.

But what he didn't expect was that the next moment, three people, Heipao, Juxie and Yingyao, suddenly hugged his thigh, their faces were no longer calm and relieved, and they all cried bitterly:

"Buddha, we know we are wrong!"

"We shouldn't be talking about you playing games behind your back."

"I shouldn't have eavesdropped on your singing."

"Just because we have been with you for tens of thousands of years, please spare us. We don't want to die, and we still want to go to the mortal world to have a look."

"Woooooooooooooo!"

Wutian: "..."

Sure enough, I still overestimated them.

But the current situation is exactly what Wutian wants. Before taking the three of them to debut singing, they must give it a good beating.

Thinking of this, a sneer appeared on Wutian's face.

"You know what you did wrong."

"Now you know you regret it?"

Ju Xie, who was the most frightened, wiped away his tears and sobbed, "I'm too late to repent, please Buddha give us a chance to reform!"

"I beg the Buddha to give us a chance to redeem our sins."

Heipao and Yingyao also cried.

Wutian heard the words, the corners of his mouth curled up slightly, feeling that the fire should be almost ready, just now he turned around with his hands behind his back, and said lightly: "Well, this is not impossible."

When the three of them heard this, they were overjoyed.

Hastily opened his mouth and asked: "Please tell the Buddha clearly!"

Wutian said leisurely: "The song "Crossing Me, Not Crossing Her" that caused heated discussions in the Three Realms a while ago, you should know that it was sung by me, but do you know why I sang it?"

"Because this song is about your own story about the Buddha?" Heipao thought for a moment, then tentatively asked.

"wrong."

"It's because the Buddha likes to sing!" Ju Xie objected.

"Could it be because singing can relieve depression and benefit our mental health?" Ying Yao was the last to express his opinion.

Wutian: "..."

He turned his head, expressionless: "Are these the key points?"

"The disciple is dull." x3
"Please enlighten the Buddha!" ​​x3
Hearing the sound, Wutian suddenly felt depressed in his chest.

After a long while, he sighed, and could only say: "It's not all your fault, after all, you haven't experienced it yourself, so you don't know the various influences and benefits of singing."

Having said that, he turned and looked at the three of them.

"Do you know the power of will?"

The black robe nodded, "A kind of energy produced by incense and belief, Buddhists are best at accumulating this kind of energy."

"Although it is similar to merit and virtue, it is far less than merit."

Wutian looked satisfied, and continued: "That's right, and Heifengshan can push the songs I sing to the ears of many creatures in the Three Realms. Anyone who loves this song will produce a power of faith, which will eventually accumulate in this place. on the seat."

"Buddha meant to say..."

"Using this to promote our idea of ​​changing the world?"

Ying Yao was the first to react.

"Yes, if we can use this to make the creatures of the three realms support me and believe in me, we will have more assistance when the world changes in the future, and the resistance will be greatly reduced at that time!" Wutian said along the way.

"Wonderful!"

The eyes of the three in black robes suddenly brightened.

Wutian breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, and finally used this high-sounding excuse to fool them.

"Buddha's foresight is far-sighted, and his wisdom is boundless!" the black robe bowed.

"The disciple is willing to share the worries of the Buddha!" ​​Ying Yao bowed.

The giant scorpion was stunned for a moment, then quickly bowed down.

"Me too!"

After expressing their loyalty, the three in black robes immediately looked at Wutian excitedly, "Dare to ask Buddha, what should we do next?"

Wutian looked around when he heard the words, a stern look appeared on his face.

"Come with me, debut and sing!"

Black Robe: ╭(°A°`)╮

Winning Demon: ╭(°A°`)╮

Giant Scorpion: ╭(°A°`)╮

……

After the premiere of "During You Become a Buddha", it immediately set off an uproar in the entire Three Realms and sparked heated discussions.

Because it spans three generations, it covers a wide range of plots and social backgrounds, including love, religion, practice, war, people's livelihood and many other aspects, so that most people can participate in the discussion.

[Eat me three tricks]: "How can there be bandits and barbarians in Yumenguan? The Tang army will not kill good people and make meritorious deeds, this is a fabrication!"

[Han Chuang studied hard for 30 years]: "17-year-old Juren, envy!"

【Chen Guangrui】: "As long as you have hands."

[Elder Jinchi]: "Recently, the Internet has often been stuck."

[Elder Jinchi]: "Recently, the Internet has often been stuck."

[Elder Jinchi]: "Recently, the Internet has often been stuck."

[True red-eyed black dragon]: "If my young master can marry a woman like Cen Shu in this life, I swear I will never go to brothels again!"

[Donghua Sword Immortal]: "Then you should go to the brothel."

[Lonely Guanghan Palace]: "This is the fairy girl in the sky, the young master should give up this idea as soon as possible, hehe!"

[Lu Ban]: "The actor's acting skills are really amazing!"

[Princess Huashan]: "Add me to the online chat."

[Jade-faced Little Fox Lady]: "Although Cen Yu failed to make it to the end with Li Xiuyuan, he tasted the love at the sweetest moment, because after waiting for a long time after marriage, life will not be so beautiful."

[Wei Ai Cun Xin]: "It's good to be a monk, alas!"

【Tang Sanzang】: "Amitabha."

[The nickname has violated the rules]: "In the final analysis, the Li family is not rich enough. If a family like this young master has [-] mu of land and thousands of tenants, I can guarantee that Li Xiuyuan will never become a monk!"

[Old Alchemist]: "Interesting."

[Same King as the World]: "It's really interesting."

[Day]: "Yes."

[Second head of Zixiao Palace]: "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha..."

[Who says women are inferior to men]: "Father Li and Mother Li are really good at acting!"

[Donghai Little Fat Dragon]: "Excuse me, where can I sell jujube?"

[Niu Dingtian]: "Actually, Zhao Shame's maid is pretty pretty too (Xiniu Hezhou King, my sister, I'll take you to the top)."

[Miss Yang San]: "It's a pity that you can't love it."

[The monkey gave me back the fire cover]: "Director Du's films are still at such a high level, it's very enjoyable to watch."

【Handsome Fuling Mountain Guy】: "Ask what love is in the world, and teach people how to live and die together. Life and death are the most painful things in the world. How can you not make people cry?"

【Ye Ao Nai Wo He】: "The monk is so hypocritical."

[Send you on your way]: "The film is very good, but I want to clarify that Ksitigarbha Bodhisattva is not familiar with Buddhism."

[Mingyue]: "The bastard is so proud of me, wait for your death!"

【Hu Li Daxian】: "After watching the movie, I went straight to whip the monk twenty whips. Old men, am I doing the right thing?"

……

Yellow Wind Ridge, Yellow Wind Cave.

"My lord, my phone has moved!"

Hearing the excited shout of a little pig-headed monster, a group of monsters in the cave immediately flocked to it, and the yellow wind monster even took the lead, with dozens of pairs of eyes staring straight at the screen.

"Wow, Cen Shu actually kissed Li Xiu Yuan!"

"I'm not ashamed."

"Kiss in broad daylight!"

Seeing this scene, a thick auntie smile appeared on Huang Fengguai's face, this time Heifengshan finally returned to his personnel affairs.

But within a few minutes, the screen froze again.

"asshole!"

The yellow wind monster who was watching vigorously was furious, and slapped the gravel table with his palm.

"My lord, I can see it here!"

But before he could get angry, the fox-headed demon on the other side raised his mobile phone and shouted excitedly at him.

Not caring about getting angry, the Yellow Wind Monster ran away with all the monsters.

however.

When they just put their ass down.

The screen of this phone was also directly stuck.

The demons: "..."

At this moment, the blue veins in front of Huangfeng Monster's forehead burst out, and his chest heaved rapidly.He stood up abruptly, waved his fists, with a frantic expression on his mouse face, and cursed at the sky:

"Black bear spirit!"

"My grandma Li!!!"

　Thanks to the book friend [Diehua Zhuang Zixiu] for the 600 reward, and thanks to the patron! !

　　The second update arrives, 3600 words, which is quite a lot.

　　
　
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