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Chapter 195 Lingshan Entertainment Company!

Chapter 195 Lingshan Entertainment Company!

"What the hell?"

"Why did Wutian become a Buddha, isn't he blackened?"

In the villa on the top of the mountain, a group of avatars were sitting around the TV screen. After seeing this scene, they couldn't help but bewildered.

Du Fei, who was busy writing the band formation and music concert plan, heard the words, and said lazily: "I must become a Buddha, the real film will turn dark, can Buddhism accept it?"

"Is it so serious?" The avatars were quite puzzled.

Du Fei put away the proposal, curled his lips, "Nonsense, "My Buddha" and "Legend of the White Snake" were only aimed at individuals."

"This time, I'm talking about Buddhism by name!"

"If Jinnara is really blackened, it is equivalent to directly scolding Buddhism for its heinous crimes and not doing human affairs."

"Even if I'm protected by a saint, Buddhism will not let it go."

The avatars nodded as if realizing something.

Du Fei No. [-] was puzzled: "Boss, if you let Kinnaruo become a Buddha, wouldn't the film's criticism of Buddhism be greatly reduced, which doesn't seem to be in line with our original intention."

"Am I so stupid?"

Du Fei squinted at Du Fei No. [-] displeasedly, "The movie isn't over yet, keep watching and you'll know."

The avatars looked at each other and looked at the screen curiously.

Thinking back to the ending of the movie I designed.

Du Fei raised his eyebrows and thought to himself: "Perhaps we can shoot "Ji Gong" in the future. In this case, the Buddhist sect will probably be pissed off, and there is nothing they can do about me, hehe."

……

As soon as the movie screen turned, the subtitles appeared below.

30 years later.

In the bustling city of Taizhou, a group of people seemed to be watching the fun. Inside was a young woman who was about to sell herself to bury her father.

"Get out of the way! Get out of the way!"

"Don't be the way of our young master!"

At this moment, a few vicious domestic servants pushed away the crowd loudly, and then withdrew, inviting an extremely arrogant-looking young man dressed in fancy clothes and wearing beautiful jade on his waist to come in.

"Who wants to sell himself to bury his father?"

The young man came to the front swaggeringly, when he saw the woman kneeling on the ground, his eyes lit up immediately.

"Hey, this little lady is quite handsome!"

A lewd smile appeared on his face, lifting the woman's chin.

"How much?"

The woman raised her head and said timidly: "Please do me a favor, my lord. The little girl only needs ten taels of silver."

"Twelve?!"

The young man frowned upon hearing this.

Then he laughed and said: "Okay, the young master bought you."

As he spoke, he took out a copper coin from his sleeve and threw it into the woman's arms, lazily said: "The money is for you, let's go with this young master."

The woman picked up the copper plate and said in amazement, "But it's only a penny."

"When did this young master say he would give you ten taels of silver?"

"With this young master, you are only worth this price." The evil young man snorted, and then waved to the servant at the side, "Come on, take the maid I just bought back home."

"Yes, Master!"

Several servants immediately rushed forward.

The people around saw this but dared not speak out, this young man is a well-known villain in the city, no one dared to touch his bad luck.

"Help, let me go!"

The woman immediately struggled in panic.

But how could she resist a strong domestic servant?

Just as they were about to be dragged away, there was a lazy shout from the crowd.

"Hey, stop it."

As soon as the words came out, everyone present was stunned. There were still people in Taizhou City who prevented Eshao from doing things. They couldn't help looking for their reputation, and saw a skinny monk in shabby clothes.

What is even more amazing is that he has a wine gourd pinned to his waist, and he is holding a meaty dog ​​leg in his hand.

I'm having a good time!
Although this monk is a bit sloppy, but from his face, it can be vaguely seen that he is exactly the Kinnara who disappeared from Lingshan.

When someone blocked a good deed, the evil boy immediately became furious.

"Monk, are you looking for a fight?!"

The monk still looked lazy, he waved his hand, "The monk is not here to get beaten, but to seek justice."

"justice?"

"My young master will let you know what domineering is!"

Young Master Evil snorted coldly.

Immediately let the servants surround the monk, ready to teach him a lesson.

Four or five evil servants with big arms and round waists immediately surrounded the monk, and were about to give him a punch, but suddenly, as if they were drunk, they turned their heads and punched their own people.

"Bastard, what are you doing?"

The young master looked at the dazed servant and scolded angrily.

But it was good for him not to speak, but when he opened his mouth, all the servants rushed towards him, shouting in a panic:

"Master, get out of the way!"

"We can't control ourselves!"

Evil young man was obviously hollowed out by wine and sex, how could he escape the siege of four or five domestic servants who turned vigorously, and was pressed to the ground in an instant and beat him violently, making him wailing repeatedly and screaming in pain.

The onlookers suddenly burst out laughing.

After the evil young man was beaten up quite a bit, the servant finally regained control of his body and quickly helped the evil young man up.

"This monk is weird."

"Let's go!"

Glancing at the monk with fear in his eyes, Young Master Evil finally gave up.

Seeing the evil young man running away, the woman hurriedly stepped forward to thank him, while the people onlookers looked at the monk very curiously, and asked aloud, "Monk, are you a Taoist priest?"

The monk picked up the gourd at his waist and took a sip of wine, and replied: "Of course a monk is a monk, not a Taoist priest."

"How can there be a monk who drinks alcohol and eats meat?"

"Did you lie to us?"

The monk didn't answer, but just hung up the gourd, gnawed on the dog's leg and swaggered out of the crowd.

Finally, his lazy voice came from afar.

"Wine and meat have passed through the intestines, but the Buddha's heart remains..."

Accompanied by this sound, the screen of the movie gradually darkened, and the subtitles surfaced.

The film is over.

"Hahahaha!"

"What a 'wine and meat pass through the intestines, the Buddha's heart stays'!"

Inside Zixiao Palace, Tongtian slapped his thigh fiercely and laughed. He was a little displeased at seeing Kinnaruo become a Buddha, but after seeing the last scene of the movie, his depressed mood instantly reversed.

"Little Bear's words are wonderful..."

Taiqing didn't expect such a trick in the ending, he couldn't help stroking his beard with his hands, squinting his eyes and sighing in admiration.

Zhen Yuanzi was also full of fun.

After painstaking planning by the Buddhist sect, such a Buddha was saved.

Presumably their expressions at the moment must be very exciting.

"Well, it's really good. This "Saving You to Become a Buddha" is indeed much more interesting than those previous movies about love between men and women." Daozu Hongjun also slightly nodded, nodding in agreement.

"Master."

"When did you watch another movie?"

Tongtian, Taiqing and the others looked at Hongjun in surprise. They remembered that they only got Master's cell phone yesterday, right?
Facing the curious eyes of the apprentices.

Hongjun coughed lightly, with a serious look on his face, "As a teacher, I will comprehend the way of heaven."

"Nature is omniscient!"

"Oh..." x3
Tong Tian, ​​who seemed to understand something, hurriedly typed, and changed the subject: "These two sentences are really interesting, I have to send them to Zhun Ti and Jie Yin to see, hehehehe."

Taiqing and Zhen Yuanzi looked at each other, shaking their heads and laughing.

This guy Tongtian is really murderous!
……

"Amitabha!"

"The comrades in Tianting are simply too rude!"

On the top of the mountain, seeing the final ending, the Buddhas of Lingshan couldn't bear it anymore, and they all jumped up and down in anger.

"Subduing the dragon, subduing the tiger!"

"What else do you have to say now?!"

The monks, who had nowhere to vent their anger, immediately targeted the two who had been apologizing for Tianting. They should have guessed that Tianting and the bear demon have such a good relationship, how could they make a movie praising Buddhism?
"Legend of the White Snake" is a living example.

The actors in that TV series are all gods in heaven!

"Ah this..."

"Listen to our explanation first..."

Looking at Jianglong and Fuhu Luohan who were sweating on their foreheads and trying to argue, Venerable Miaohou, who was the first to make trouble, quietly retreated behind the monks.

Only Avalokitesvara Bodhisattva was expressionless and his reaction was flat.

Because she had already guessed the ending.

The only thing that was a little surprising was that the Xiong Yao actually made up rebellious remarks such as "Wine and meat pass through the intestines, and the Buddha will keep it in his heart". Although it seems reasonable, it is actually a heart-breaking statement.

"Buddha!"

"You must uphold justice for Buddhism!"

After angrily reprimanding Dragon Subduing Arhat and Subduing Tiger Arhat, all the monks looked at Tathagata and begged for orders.

However, the Tathagata is completely one head and two big ones now.

Because there are too many people mixed in this "Saving You to Become a Buddha", not only the bear demon who has always regarded Buddhism as an enemy, but also the Tianting with an unknown attitude, and finally Mara who should have been lurking for another 300 years.

For a while, he couldn't figure out whose idea the plot of the movie was.

If it was Mara, it would be bad.

Moreover, it is related to the calamity of heaven, he can't make it public now, otherwise it will definitely lead to unknown disasters.

Even a powerful man of his level couldn't resist.

"Could it be that Mo Luo is also eyeing the filming?"

After frowning and thinking hard, Tathagata suddenly had an extremely bold guess in his heart.

"He discovered that filming can gather the power of faith."

"Prepare to accumulate strength secretly."

"When it comes to the Three Realms, it will win countless fans in one fell swoop."

"As for the words of 'the wine and meat pass through the intestines, the Buddha's heart will remain', it must have come from the hand of Mara, in order to spread heresy ideas and achieve the purpose of destroying the foundation of Buddhism!"

Think about it this way.

Rulai suddenly felt that he had discovered Wutian's evil plan.

"No."

"We must not let Mara get what he wants!"

It was only at this moment that the Tathagata Buddha finally realized the powerful power of film public opinion. Buddhism must have this weapon.

"Are you going to say something?"

"Buddha?"

Hearing the voices of the Buddhas, Tathagata finally came back to his senses.

Facing the excited monks, he said: "This film was shot by the immortals of the Heavenly Court. Although there are many disagreements, we cannot rashly use this to conflict with the Heavenly Court. As for Heifeng Mountain..."

"The bear demon will definitely put the blame on Tianting, and we can't use this to make trouble and blame him."

"But, let's just forget about it?"

"When did my Buddhist sect suffer such a great humiliation?!"

"Buddha think twice!"

The monks were obviously really stimulated this time.

People say that as long as there is a Buddha in your heart, you don't have to abide by the five meat and three precepts. How can Buddhism keep silent? !
"So what can we do?"

"Arguing with those idiots on Weibo?"

Tathagata snorted coldly, "You haven't understood the point of the matter until now. Although my Buddhist sect spreads all over the Three Realms, I don't have the slightest right to speak on the emerging mobile phone network."

"Tianting has already established a weather forecast, and now the news network TV station is also in the process of construction."

"My Buddhist sect has made no achievements here so far!"

Having said this, he looked at the Buddhas.

"Everyone, we can't continue to sit and wait for death."

Hearing the words of Tathagata Buddha that hit the soul directly, the Buddhas in Lingshan were like enlightened, suddenly enlightened.

"Buddha, what are you going to do?"

Tathagata paused for a moment, then looked solemn, and said loudly:
"Form Lingshan Entertainment Company!"

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  The first!
  Now one chapter is more than 3000 words, and the two chapters are as long as the previous three chapters. Don't think that I update less.

  As for the eight thousand things every day.

  Ahem, I need to brew a bit.

  
 
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