Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 84 Technology is developing (seeking monthly ticket)
Jiang Yun looked at the bamboo shoots he dug out, scratched his head, and said with a smile: "This one is not enough to eat, we have to dig two more."

"Under normal circumstances, no matter what kind of bamboo shoots, when they grow, they grow according to the length of the nest. There are at least two or three in a nest. There should be autumn bamboo shoots nearby."

"Of course, there are special circumstances for everything. If there is really only one, then you can pretend that I didn't say anything."

The water friends in the live broadcast room were silent, and the Taoist priest said three sentences. Adding them up, it was really not that different from nonsense.

"Listening to the anchor's words is better than a word!"

"Once bitten by a snake, you will be afraid of snake bites for ten years."

"I didn't find out before, and when I found out, I already found out."

"When three people walk together, there must be three people."

"Compared with the older generation, young people nowadays are really young people [狗头保护]"

Jiang Yun looked at the nonsense barrage in the live broadcast room, and he covered his forehead dumbfounded.

All the water friends in my live broadcast room are indeed talented, and they speak nicely. It’s really interesting to watch the barrage.

"My dear friends, Pindao is not talking nonsense. If you find autumn bamboo shoots, then follow the bamboo whip to find them. There is at least an [-]% chance of finding another one."

Jiang Yun dug down with a small hoe. He dug open the soil on both sides and found a bamboo whip with a diameter of more than two centimeters. He dug forward ten centimeters along the bamboo whip, and another autumn bamboo shoot came out.

5 minute later.

The third bamboo shoot appeared.

A row of question marks popped up above the heads of the water friends in the live broadcast room.

"Holy shit, are autumn bamboo shoots so easy to dig?"

"I shouldn't be watching the live broadcast with my mother. She now thinks I'm a waste, saying that I'm useless for digging spring bamboo shoots."

"Brothers, don't watch Daoist's live broadcast and go digging bamboo shoots. Let me warn you again, he is different from us."

"Curious, how do you find autumn bamboo shoots? Why does the anchor have such a high success rate?"

Holding a small hoe, Jiang Yun found another place where no one was around, scraped off the fallen leaves, and said, "Actually, digging autumn bamboo shoots is a very simple matter. Once I tell you about it, you will understand."

The people in the live broadcast room who just shouted that the bamboo shoots are not easy to dig, immediately regained their spirits, and many people even dug out their notebooks that had been dusty for many years.

"Tell me, Taoist priest, it seems that I can learn another trick to pretend to be aggressive."

"It has been raining for several days in a row, and I can't go anywhere. It's time to go to my bamboo forest to get some bamboo shoots and exercise."

"My mother has already prepared the hoe for me, she is really my real mother!"

Jiang Yun pointed to the ground he dug up, and said, "Dear water friends, take a closer look. Although the whole ground is uneven, there is obviously a small bump on that piece."

"Generally there is that kind of raised place, and there is a high probability that there will be a spring bamboo shoot that is about to emerge."

"Because the bamboo forest is tall and dense, and the ground is full of dense bamboo whips, it is difficult for other plants to grow in the bamboo forest, so there are those raised places, and the bamboo shoots are probably from the bottom to the top."

After he finished speaking, he waved his small hoe and dug directly.

It didn't take much effort to plan a big white and tender autumn bamboo shoot.

The water friend in the live broadcast room nodded thoughtfully.

"Master Dao, after you explained it like this, I started to believe in science again."

"Brothers, my mother is going to drive me out to dig bamboo shoots now, I don't want to leave, I want to watch the live broadcast!"

"I got it, I got it, I'll ask my good brother to dig bamboo shoots in the woods tomorrow to pretend to be aggressive."

"I just came back from the female anchor of Xingxiu. I think it's still interesting to watch the Taoist priest's live broadcast. After all, I can learn some useful knowledge."

"Brother just came back, and his words are really tough, which female anchor, I will also go and see [funny]"

After Jiang Yun finished speaking, he used a small hoe to bury the bamboo shoot.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were very curious, what the Taoist priest was doing, since he found it, why didn't he dig it out?
Jiang Yun explained with a smile: "This autumn bamboo shoot is a good thing, but there are so many good things that I really can't eat it. I don't need it in my stomach. If I can't eat it, it doesn't matter how good it is."

"It's not easy to grow such a bamboo shoot, so there's no need to waste it. Everyone should remember this when digging bamboo shoots in the future!"

After he finished speaking, he carried the three autumn bamboo shoots he had dug and left the bamboo forest.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were thoughtful.

"Thank you, Taoist priest, for teaching me."

"I repent, I'm guilty, I dug a lot of bamboo shoots this spring, and I didn't finish eating them, many of them were broken."

"You can't do things to the fullest, and sustainable development is the last word. The anchor is right."

Outside the bamboo forest.

The old Taoist Zhang Zhishun had already chopped a lot of dried bamboos. When he saw the autumn bamboo shoots, he was surprised and said, "Hey, you have a lot of skills, and you actually dug up fresh bamboo shoots."

"That's just right. Hurry up and cook. The old man is hungry. I'll go and clean up our campsite for today."

Jiang Yun smiled and said, "Don't worry, Mr. Zhang. I brought a pressure cooker. It takes four to 10 minutes at most, and the pheasant stewed with bamboo shoots will come out of the pot."

The old priest Zhang Zhishun nodded reassuringly. He chose a flat open space, took out a large bag of insect repellent powder from his mountaineering bag, and sprinkled it around.

Jiang Yun started to deal with the pheasant, and he explained to the water friends in the live broadcast room: "Jiangjia Village used to be plagued by locusts, so the village spent a lot of money to buy a large number of raised pheasants and put them in the forest."

"This is a pheasant. To be precise, it's not a pure wild chicken, so we don't have much problem eating it."

"Real pheasants, such as colorful golden pheasants and pheasants, are all national second-class protected animals. It is against the law to eat them, and it is also against the law to trade them."

"Everyone, don't watch my live broadcast. Your mind is full of pheasants. The domestic chickens raised are safe and taste good. Don't eat game just because of curiosity."

"If there are people around you who eat wild game, then Pindao recommends you to kill relatives righteously. You can report directly to the relevant department and get a bonus."

Many water friends in the live broadcast room breathed a sigh of relief.

"Fortunately, the Taoist priest has a strong sense of law, so he explained it in advance, otherwise I would have reported the Taoist priest."

"I really didn't expect that someone wanted to go with me, and I almost took the video of these two priests and went to the police uncle to receive a reward."

"The anchor is so pitiful, he almost sent himself in by making a live broadcast."

"The Taoist priest has set up the dried bamboo leaves and bamboo, is he ready to light the fire?"

"I've seen the adventures of Mr. Pei and Mr. De. It seems difficult to make fire from wood. Will the anchor know it?"

"The head of the Taoist said that Pindao is not good at drilling wood to make fire, but Pindao is good at using the fireball talisman [Cool]."

After Jiang Yun handled the pheasant, he cut the chicken into small pieces and marinated it, only to find out that the water friends in the live broadcast room actually asked him to drill wood to make fire.

The current water friends are really outrageous!

Science and technology are advancing, and the times are developing. In ancient times, when people went to the mountains to collect herbs, they always carried a fire book in their pockets. Now that we have entered the information age, why do you still let people dig wood to make fire!

Dumbfounded, he took out a windproof lighter from his pocket for a long time.

(End of this chapter)