Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 83 The Immortal in the Clouds (ask for a monthly ticket)
The water friends in the live broadcast room couldn't help being a little surprised to see Jiang Yun walking into the bamboo forest with a small hoe.

Although bamboo shoots can be dug all year round, the bamboo shoots in summer and autumn are scarce, difficult to dig, and difficult to find, far less easy to find and dig than in winter and spring.

"I used to dig autumn bamboo shoots when I was young, but I gave up because it was too difficult. I really can't find them!"

"(⊙o⊙) what? There are bamboo shoots in autumn, are you kidding me?"

"There are indeed bamboo shoots in autumn. My house was rebuilt before. I used a bulldozer to dig up the bamboo forest in the backyard. I actually found a dozen autumn bamboo shoots. Those bamboo shoots taste really good."

"Damn, if you eat a bamboo shoot, you won't have to demolish the house, will you?"

"Demolish the house! May I ask if the husky can dig the bamboo shoots, and suddenly want to let my husky pigs go to demolish the bamboo forest."

"Hey, another shit-shoveling officer in the live broadcast room was driven crazy by a husky, hahahaha, it's better to let someone else raise that thing."

Jiang Yun wandered outside the bamboo forest for a while, finally entered the bamboo forest, came to an open space by the small pool, and stopped.

He began to mutter: Tai Chi produces Liangyi, Liangyi produces Sixiang, Sixiang produces gossip, and gossip determines good and bad luck.

However, good and bad luck can be measured, follow the will, and the way is natural. This terrain is Baoyin, which is narrow in front and wide in back. The mountain on the left belongs to gold, and the water on the right belongs to silver.

Gold on the left and silver on the right, more in and less out, forming the image of accumulating wealth, it is actually a treasure land of geomantic omen, and there must be autumn bamboo shoots here.

When the water friends in the live broadcast room heard it, they were stunned.

"Can any Taoist friends come out and explain what the Taoist master is chanting?"

"Anchor, feudal superstition is a bad idea!"

"[Laughing and crying], last time the host practiced feng shui fishing, this time he started feng shui hunting bamboo shoots, I just want to ask how to learn feng shui?"

"Learn what, use Fengshui for fishing. I believe it. After all, it can be explained scientifically. Bamboo shoots grow underground by themselves, and they can grow wherever they want. What does Fengshui have to do with it?"

[Sixteen Characters of Yin and Yang] Reward a treasure map with a message: Daoyou Jiang is indeed a rare genius in the Taoist sect. He can use Fengshui to find the spiritual root of heaven and earth. He is really a good candidate for an alchemist!
Suddenly, there is a special effect of swiping the screen with a treasure map, and the effect is quite shocking.

The water friends in the live broadcast room snatched the treasure box and complained about it by posting barrage.

"The boss is confused!"

"Boss is arrogant, come one more, I didn't get any silver coins."

"The ID of this boss is so familiar, Nima, this is the dead liar a few days ago. He lied to my feelings and made me sad for a long time."

"One thing to say, this dead liar seems to be quite rich, and the treasure map worth 5000 yuan can be swiped as soon as he says it."

"I strongly suggest that the National Anti-Fraud APP put that guy on the key monitoring list. I seriously doubt that he will deceive my feelings. It comes from a silly and sweet worry."

Jiang Yun looked at the barrage in the live broadcast room, and explained dumbfoundingly: "Ladies in the live broadcast room, we must believe in science!"

"This kind of bamboo shoot is a kind of high-mountain bamboo shoot called Yunzhongxian. It tastes sweet, slightly cold, non-toxic, and has the functions of clearing away heat and reducing phlegm, nourishing qi and harmonizing the stomach, quenching thirst and diuresis."

"For those who don't understand, digging bamboo shoots in autumn is really difficult, but for the poor, it's really not that difficult. After all, everything has secrets to follow."

"It's a huge bamboo forest, densely packed with bamboos. It's just empty, and it's still close to the water source. You don't need to think about it. The bamboo whips must be extending to this side."

He used a small hoe to dig open a thick layer of bamboo leaves on the ground, looked around for a while, and finally locked his eyes on one place.

"Below here, there must be a mountain bamboo shoot, that is, the Immortal in the Cloud, do you believe it?"

The water friends who had dug bamboo shoots in the live broadcast room watched carefully for a long time, but they didn't see anything special about that place.

"Is there any boss who has dug up autumn bamboo shoots to explain, are there any bamboo shoots there?"

"The ground is flat, no different from other places!"

"I don't believe the host started the quiz. You can tell that there are bamboo shoots in that place with just a quick glance. This simply broke through the limit of my cognition."

"I bet thirty tiger food, I don't believe that the anchor can dig bamboo shoots."

Jiang Yun looked at the barrage in the live broadcast room, and said with a smile: "No problem, I will start the quiz right now."

"Everyone take your time and press the silver coins, don't lose all your wealth."

He began to dig, and before digging too deep, a white and tender bamboo shoot leaked out.

"Fuck, are there really bamboo shoots?"

"In the matter of digging bamboo shoots in autumn, Nima's fucking mother opened the door for Li, and got home. What's more, he even dug it right."

"Is there really Fengshui bamboo shoot technique? I just want to know, what else can't be done by Fengshui technique!"

The water friends in the live broadcast room were blown up, and the water friends in the city were amazed, but the water friends who had dug bamboo shoots in the countryside found it hard to understand.

They really scratched their heads and didn't figure out why the bamboo shoots hit as soon as they were dug. That's unscientific!

Holding a small hoe, Jiang Yun explained the tricks of digging bamboo shoots while digging: "Ladies and gentlemen, the bamboo shoots in autumn are deep and slender, unlike spring bamboo shoots, which have their heads sprouting and half of their body exposed. come out."

"So we have to be careful when digging, dig out the bamboo shoots completely, and then hoe the roots, so that we can get a whole white and tender autumn bamboo shoots."

After Jiang Yun finished speaking, he waved the small hoe in his hand vigorously, and then pried violently, and pulled out the bamboo shoots he had dug.

The whole process is fast and accurate, and it only takes a matter of one or two minutes.

The water friends in the live broadcast room suddenly had an illusion that digging bamboo shoots didn't seem to be very difficult.

Jiang Yun grabbed the white and tender autumn bamboo shoots he had dug out, and said proudly: "Look, everyone, this is Yun Zhongxian. If eaten raw, it has a sweet milky taste, not astringent at all."

"If you want to dig bamboo shoots, you can also go to the bamboo forest to try. It's really not difficult."

The water friends in the live broadcast room have already seen through the truth.

"Daoist, you are a bad old man. I often dig spring bamboo shoots, but you still trick me into digging them."

"Newcomers, you must not believe what the anchor said, he is not a species like us."

"Greedy, I don't want to dig by myself, I just want to ask if there are any online ones for sale?"

"Don't look it up, I just looked it up, and the Taoist said that the bamboo shoots from the mountains and the immortals in the clouds are not sold online. The reason is that the yield is too low and it is too difficult to dig."

"I just want to know, does the anchor have clairvoyant eyes, why does he see the bamboo shoots at a glance?"

"[Laughing and crying] The Taoist master is proficient in ventilating water, I think it is reasonable for him to accurately locate the position of the bamboo shoots."

Jiang Yun stretched his waist, put the bamboo shoots into the basket, and said with a smile: "Just guessing, many water friends in the live broadcast room should have lost all the silver coins they worked so hard to save."

He took out his mobile phone, glanced at the quiz results, and was stunned.

"Fusheng is supreme, laymen, why don't you play your cards according to the routine, why do most people dig bamboo shoots by pressing the poor way?"

The old water friend in the live broadcast room smiled embarrassedly.

"Master Dao, although what you said is outrageous, we believe in science. If you say you can find it, then you will definitely find it."

"Eat a pit and gain a wisdom, anyway, if you don't overwhelm the host with no brains, it will be over."

"The last time I had a quiz on fishing, I lost all my silver coins. I want to come again this time. It's not such a good thing!"

(End of this chapter)