Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 57 You Reported to the Police

"what are you laughing at?"

"I think of happy things, my wife is pregnant." Hui Zai said seriously.

Pu Bang pointed hard at Jiang Hou Er, and said angrily: "That monkey doesn't understand martial arts, it doesn't understand. Taekwondo pays attention to point to point, absolutely can't beat others."

"Hahaha……"

Zhao Bingbing didn't hold back, and laughed out loud.

Pu Bang said angrily: "Is this thing funny?"

"I'm sorry, I also remembered something happy. My little aunt came to see me."

"Hey, can you listen to me and finish my speech, I'm really not kidding!"

Zhao Bingbing and Hui Tsai looked at Pu Banggang, they took a deep breath, and said very restrained: "I'm sorry, Mr. Park, we have received professional training, no matter how funny it is, we don't know how to laugh."

"Hahaha...unless you can't help it...hahaha!"

The reporters of Hubei TV station laughed together, and many people were surprised. They even followed Village Chief Jiang to tease Hou Er.

"The black belt in Taekwondo can't even beat this monkey, so what's the use of learning that stuff?"

"It's a pity that it was not filmed. What a good Kung Fu documentary subject!"

"Comrades journalists, it's not an old man bragging for you. This golden monkey has experienced many battles in our Wudang Mountains. When it's in a hurry, it's normal for it to hit someone."

Hui Zai pointed at Pu Banggan, and said: "Master, he is not an ordinary person, he is a black belt in Taekwondo."

"Oh, then he's not even as good as an ordinary person." Village Chief Jiang said without hesitation.

The 10,000+ water friends who were watching the game in the major live broadcast rooms of the Tigerfish platform were all shocked.

"Damn it, the old man told the truth straight away!"

"That is, if a decent person wants to defend himself, who would choose to practice taekwondo?"

"I want to say something. It is not against the law for wild national treasures to beat people, but it is against the law for people to beat national treasures. Is the legal education in South Korea so weak?"

"It's outrageous that he lost the fight. How can Bangzi's black belt in Taekwondo not beat a monkey?"

When Pu Bangjian realized that he had lost completely, he thought for a while, silently took out his mobile phone, and called the police.

"Hey, hello, Uncle Policeman, I want to call the police. I was beaten by a monkey raised in Wudang Mountain. I think my leg is broken, and my life is still in danger."

"What, you will be there in 2 minutes, okay, I will wait for you, and I will try my best to protect my safety."

After Pu Bang hung up the phone, he said to Jiang Yun, "Don't run away, I have studied Chinese law and many cases!"

"Your monkey beat me seriously. If you don't pay me 80 yuan, we will never end this matter!"

As soon as he finished speaking, everyone was shocked!

"Hiss, are you trying to blackmail people?"

"This matter has become a bit interesting. It turns out that going to the gym is a business that can make money without losing money."

"Damn it, if you win the fight, you will become famous, and if you lose, you will get rich, how can you still play like this in a martial arts competition?"

Pu Bang stared down the mountain, his eyes full of expectation.

Police officer Jiang Dajiang yawned, stretched his waist, came out from the Taoist temple, and asked, "Who called the police just now?"

"Brother Dajiang, that guy is lying on the ground wearing a taekwondo uniform. I feel young. That guy came to the Taoist Kicking Hall and was kicked on the ground by Hou Er. Now he is going to blackmail me. What do you think about this?" Jiang Yun said with a painful face.

As a relatively simple monk, he really didn't expect that his heart would be so complicated.

It's still a good atmosphere in the past. When you come to challenge and get beaten down, you think your skills are inferior to others.

Now the door-to-door challenge is beaten, why are you so anxious when you lose, and immediately lie on the ground ready to blackmail people, isn't this a rascal?

Police officer Jiang Dajiang ran over to take a look at Pu Bangjian, and he turned around and asked, "Daoist Jiang, is this guy okay?"

"Joint dislocation, cartilage contusion, it should be a minor injury, as long as the joint is pushed back, it should be able to walk."

"Since Monkey Two made the move, then this matter has nothing to do with you. Moreover, he came to kick the gymnasium. According to the law of our country, this is considered to be picking quarrels and provoking trouble. Generally, he will be sentenced to less than five years in prison."

Pu Bangjian was a little nervous.

Jiang Yun pointed at the broken bluestone slab with some distress, and asked, "Brother Dajiang, this one has a history of more than 100 years, and it was smashed to pieces as soon as he stepped up, can I call the police?"

"You are a cultural relic and a priceless treasure. If you deliberately damage other people's property, I estimate that he will be sentenced to a fixed-term imprisonment of less than three years and a corresponding fine."

Pu Banggang became more and more panicked as he listened. He quickly took out his mobile phone and called the police again: "Hi, hello, Uncle Policeman, the Taoist priest on the opposite side is here to help. He is still threatening me. I am very scared now."

"Okay, you've arrived, so I'm relieved."

at the same time.

Police officer Jiang Dajiang also put down the phone in his hand, and he took off the coat he was wearing, which revealed a police uniform inside.

He came in front of Pu Bangjian, saluted, and asked, "Excuse me, did you call the police?"

"It's me, no, Uncle Policeman, listen to my explanation."

"No, I understand your situation clearly on the phone, you should take a good rest first."

When Pu Bang saw police officer Jiang Dajiang approaching the reporter, his face was mournful.

"Hello, comrade reporter, do you know the specific situation?"

"I don't know. When we came, the national treasure, the golden snub-nosed monkey, had already beaten us all." Zhao Bingbing shook his head.

The audience who were not familiar with the situation in the major live broadcast rooms were collectively in a state of confusion.

"Who can explain to me the ins and outs of the whole thing."

"Uncle Da Mo called out, I am familiar with this operation!"

"Participant: I don't know either. I called the police in front of him, and he answered my phone [Innocent] in front of me."

"I feel like a man who can't find a melon."

"Officer Jiang Dajiang came today to deliver a silk banner to Daoist Jiang, and slept here at noon, who would have thought that someone who was not afraid of death would come to kick the hall at noon and blackmail people."

"Uncle policeman is so pitiful. It's hard to take a rest, but he is forced to work overtime."

"Bingbing's wife said: I don't know anything. As soon as I went in, I saw the national treasure beating a stick."

Police officer Jiang Dajiang came to Jiang Yun's side and asked, "Jiang Daochang, you are good at bone setting, why don't you treat him?"

"He has a dislocated leg, and I can't bring him back to the bureau. Picking quarrels and destroying cultural relics is not a small crime."

Jiang Yun nodded, and raised his hand to press Pu Bang's hard leg, only to hear a crisp click.

"The joints are connected back to you, it's okay to stand up and take two steps."

Pu Bang stood up stiffly, and he bounced up and down several times.

"Pin Dao, is this skill okay?"

"not bad, very good."

"Does your leg hurt now?"

"It doesn't hurt anymore, it doesn't hurt at all."

"Then are you leaving now or shall I see you?"

"I'll go by myself, and the Taoist leader will leave."

Just as Pu Banggan was about to take him away, police officer Jiang Dajiang grabbed his hand and handcuffed a pair of silver bracelets behind his hand.

"Come to the Taoist temple to pick quarrels and challenges, and damage other people's property, beat national treasures, and want to leave. How can it be so cheap?"

Looking at the back of police officer Jiang Dajiang leading the Taekwondo people down the mountain, Jiang Yun was moved and began to cry behind bars.

"Iron gates, iron windows, iron chains!"

"Holding on to the bars, I looked out."

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　Yesterday's plot was a little bit toxic, so I revised it. Book friends who read it tonight can go back and read it again. To make up for it, I will add an update today.

　　
　
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