Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 56 One Kick
The water friends in the live broadcast room felt that something was wrong.

"Hiss, this Korean stick seems to have a little bit of strength."

"The black section of Taekwondo can indeed be played, so there shouldn't be any problem with Monkey Two."

"It's okay, the Taoist priest is watching, I don't think there is a big problem, let's continue watching the good show."

In a very short period of time, this incident became a hot search on Tigerfish's live broadcast, and many anchors began to broadcast the game, all kinds of hype.

The official even invited professional game referees to explain this challenge.

Pu Bang raised his head and looked at Jiang Yun. He said proudly: "Jiang Daochang, I know you look down on Taekwondo, but I will definitely beat your monkey and then beat you!"

When Jiang Yun replied, he stared at the cracked bluestone slab for a long time in a daze.

Damn it, the bluestone slab is old and broken like this, how much money is lost!
If the master's spirit in the sky saw it, he would die of heartache.

Uh, no, this bluestone slab is a relic left by my master, why did you just crush it like that?
Jiang Yun immediately became unhappy, and he said in a low voice, "Very good, you are very good!"

"The Taoist temple is the legacy left to me by the master. You smashed a bluestone slab for me with a bang, do you think you are polite?"

"Pindao has lived in the Taoist temple for so many years. Apart from selling some fire sticks that are not used in the Taoist temple, I am reluctant to destroy every brick and tile. Today you are dead."

After listening to Jiang Yun's words, many water friends in the live broadcast room made a row of question marks in unison.

"What did the Taoist priest say?"

"Shizhu has something to say: Is it because you cut so many swords because I don't belong to the Taoist heritage?"

"Hahaha, I finally found the reason why the stone pillar was chipped."

"Laughing and crying, why does the Taoist priest still think that Huanghuali is a fire stick? That's more than 300 million!"

"Oh my god, is the Daoist going to do it himself?"

Seeing that Jiang Yun was angry, Pu Bang was overjoyed.

The Korean girl came over with her mobile phone and said in a low voice, "Master, the number of people in the live broadcast room has increased to [-]. You can use the trump card we have prepared to push the heat even higher."

"When the number of people exceeds [-], you can instantly kill the Taoist priest on the opposite side. I think that will benefit the most. Also, don't hurt people, especially their faces."

Pu Bangjian felt a little frustrated in his heart.

The beautiful apprentice who I have been chasing for a long time, unexpectedly fell in love with my opponent just because of a chance encounter.

Hey, this damned face-seeking society is so fucking unfair!
He cleared his voice, and said to the camera in his live broadcast room: "Dear mainland netizens, I simply used the aggressive method in South Korea's "Sun Tzu's Art of War", and Jiang Daochang on the opposite side couldn't hold back."

"The history and culture of the Republic of Korea have a long history and are extensive and profound. The anchor on the other side is still a little tender!"

Some of the [-] water friends in Pu Bangjian's live broadcast room were dumbfounded.

"Damn it, the two words of this Goryeo stick completely broke my defense."

"When did "Sun Tzu's Art of War" become the art of war of Bangzi's family? Brothers, reporting this stick really pissed me off."

"Wait a minute, out of the 36 tricks in "The Art of War", when did you add an aggressive strategy?"

"Bangzi robbed Qu Yuan, Dragon Boat Festival, kimchi, why did he rob "The Art of War"?"

"The grandson said: This stick is the real grandson!"

"On YouTube, Bangzi often says that the north of the Yangtze River is their country's historical territory, and Yuehou often says that the south of the Yangtze River is their country's historical territory. Together with our ancestors, we have swam in the Yangtze River for 5000 years."

Pu Bang insisted on taking a life-and-death contract from his apprentice.

He solemnly signed his name, pressed the red handprint, handed it to Jiang Yun, and said, "Jiang Daochang, you can sign this life-and-death contract."

"This kind of duel contract has always been popular in Europe. The great poet Pushkin has participated in more than 30 duels. I want to add a sense of ceremony to our competition."

Jiang Yun frowned, and he looked at Pu Banggan like an idiot.

"Jiang Daochang, don't you dare to sign the life and death contract?"

"The younger generation speaks obscene language, don't blame the Patriarch of the Sanqing, the main reason is that I can't help it."

Jiang Yun turned around, clasped his fists in both hands, bowed to the statue of Sanqing in the main hall, turned around and cursed: "Do you have bubbles in your head, you bloody bastard?"

"In the land of China, it is illegal to sign a life-and-death contract, and it is a serious illegal act to engage in a life-and-death duel!"

"What kind of suicidal behavior are you doing? Pindao doesn't want to hang out with you. Don't worry. Although I feel uncomfortable seeing you now, I won't kill you. I will let Hou Er kick you more than a dozen times at most. You were slightly injured."

"The water friends in our live broadcast room are not allowed to learn from this dead stick. People who practice martial arts can learn from each other, but they are absolutely not allowed to sign life and death certificates!"

The water friends in Jiang Yun's live broadcast room immediately felt relieved.

"The Daoist believes in science and abides by the law again, and I feel relieved."

"[Laughing and crying], the Taoist chief asked Hou Er to imitate that nurse and stabbed his husband more than a dozen times. Was it finally determined that the injury was minor?"

"The medical student who just failed the anatomy department said that the senior has become our idol."

"Looking at that stick is so bad, I beg the Taoist master to end, and teach that guy a lesson!"

After listening to Jiang Yun's ridicule, Pu Bang was furious.

He once again used the strongest taboo move in Taekwondo, flying and kicking vertically.

Jiang Yun saw that the unknown fire in his heart exploded directly.

Grandson, you still want to step on a bluestone slab in the poor road, have you lived enough?

The taekwondo kick technique, in front of the traditional Chinese kung fu, has as many flaws as a sieve. Is it true that no one can cure you?

"Monkey Two, you don't need to hide, just beat him down."

Monkey [-] heard Jiang Yun's pointing, it jumped up, its feet pointed at the inside of Pu Bang's hard left knee, and kicked violently.

Click!

After a crisp sound, Pu Bang flew upside down towards his disciples, and there was a sudden chaos there.

There was a scream like a pig being slaughtered, and Pu Bang clutched his left leg and fell to the ground, unable to get up for a long time.

All of this happened in a flash, and the water friends in the live broadcast room didn't react.

"Oh my god, a black belt in taekwondo can't beat a monkey."

"Hou Er's kick really relieved my anger, but I'm a little worried that guy will call the police [laughing and crying]."

When the Taoist temple was in chaos, another group of people came over.

"Reporter Zhao, the Tianyuan Taoist Temple is in front of you. The Xiaoyun you are looking for must be inside." Village Chief Jiang brought Zhao Bingbing and others along Chaoxiao Road.

As soon as they came up, they saw the Taekwondo black belt player holding his legs, but they didn't realize it collectively. What's going on?

When Pu Bangjian saw the reporter, his eyes lit up, and he howled dryly: "Comrade reporter, you have to make the decision for me. The master of Tianyuan Taoist temple instigated his monkey to beat me."

The reporters from Hubei TV Station were confused. They looked at each other in tacit understanding, suppressed a smile, and asked, "What, what monkey, hahaha!"

"Golden snub-nosed monkey, that is the golden snub-nosed monkey standing in front of him who can only know Tai Chi, do you understand?"

"Understood, you continue to talk." Zhao Bingbing gestured sullenly.

"I came to Tianyuan Gymnasium to challenge, that Monkey Two jumped out and kicked it horizontally. I jumped up and was about to raise my leg to chop it, and it kicked the inside of my knee."

"Hahaha..." Huizi couldn't hold back, and laughed again.

(End of this chapter)