Live Immortal Cultivation: Ask Daoists to Believe in Science

Chapter 363 Beating the Heavenly Drum (Please recommend a ticket)

Master Uncle Zhang Shengtan stroked his beard, and said to himself in a puzzled way: "Friend Yin-Yang's craftsmanship is pretty good, there shouldn't be something wrong with this watch!"

"It's not right, it's not right, did it really come to you?"

The two figures have been lingering behind the moon gate for a long time, but they never stopped.

Finally, a hoarse voice sounded: "Jiang Daochang, are you there?"

The sound was like an erhu that hadn't been used for more than 20 years. It was so harsh that it could startle the white sweat all over.

The red pointer of the Sinan watch held by Mr. Luo shook violently, but the direction of the pointer was always pointing to the gate of the moon.

He came behind Jiang Yun, handed the watch over, and said, "Daoist Jiang, why do I feel a little cold all of a sudden?"

The animals in the backyard were all fried at this time.

Monkey [-] sat on the ground very vigilantly, staring at the door of the moon intently, Xiaobai's tail blew out, and Xiaohei crawled back from the back door, trembling all over.

The owls and falcons, which were very arrogant at night in the past, now also obediently landed on the shelf, dumbfounded and motionless.

The water friends naturally also noticed the abnormality in the backyard. The sixth sense of animals has always been more sensitive than that of humans.

There might be something wrong with that watch, but the reactions of the animals in the yard, especially the three psychic little ones, cannot be faked.

"I often walk by the river, and I don't have wet shoes. I'm afraid a ghost king will come to my door!"

"The Taoist master is not good at the guy, his Sanqing sword is in the study!"

"One thing to say, the ghosts and ghosts who came to the door seem to be quite polite."

"I want to report it. This is definitely a gift."

Jiang Yun took a deep breath with his nose, and there was a faint fishy smell in the air.

So, he explained with a smile: "Ladies and gentlemen, everyone must believe in science."

"Tianyuan Taoist Temple is the site of the Patriarch of the Sanqing Dynasty. With them in charge, the Taoist Temple is absolutely safe and there will be no accidents."

"The person who came here is the forest guard of our village, not a ghost as you think!"

"Uncle Wang, Aunt Wang, come in quickly, why are you standing in front?"

After he finished speaking, two elderly couples wearing coarse clothes, about 60 years old, both with gray hair, finally appeared from the Moon Gate.

As soon as the two of them showed up, the water friends gasped. Both of them looked like villains, especially the old man, who had a straight body and three long scars on his face.

Jiang Yun enthusiastically introduced: "Mr. Luo, this is the forest guard of our Jiangjia Village, Wang Yongjian, Uncle Wang, and Aunt Wang."

"In order to prevent illegal logging, the two lived in the forest all year round. Sometimes they did not return to the village for several years. They are the moral models of our village. They have made indelible contributions to the protection of forestry in Wudang Mountains."

After everyone listened to the introduction, awe immediately rose in their hearts.

Teacher Luo also enthusiastically introduced himself to the two, and apologized for the misunderstanding just now.

Uncle Wang smiled awkwardly, waved his hands and said, "Xiao Jiang, don't flatter us both."

"We are both born villains, and people look down upon us when we go out to work. The village chief let us be forest guards to take care of us specially. We must do a good job."

"The two of us didn't come in at the door just now, because we were worried about scaring the guests of the Taoist temple."

Teacher Luo immediately shook his head and said, "Auntie and uncle, I am a lawyer and I will never judge people by their appearance."

"If you run into trouble in the future and need to file a lawsuit, you can come to me. My surname is Luo, and everyone in the circle knows me."

Uncle Wang and Aunt Wang accepted the business card handed over by Mr. Luo flatteredly. This was the first time they had received a business card in their decades of life.

"Uncle, Aunt, you two finally went home and didn't rest at home, why did you come to the Taoist temple?" Jiang Yun asked curiously.

Uncle Wang sighed, and he talked about the whole story.

He and his wife have grown older in the past two years, and their legs and feet are not very good. Because they have been living in a forest farm in the mountains, they have a staff, food and drink, and they are sent by others, so they seldom go back to the village.

The two have no children and no daughters. Some time ago, they were very homesick, so they went back to the village by car. They just got home today.

They didn't go home for three whole years, and there was dust everywhere in the house. The two arrived home at noon today, cleaned up a little, and then went to the kang to rest and sleep.

From noon to night, Uncle Wang and Aunt Wang didn't have a good rest, because they encountered a ghost pressing the bed, and they were awake for a long time, but they couldn't get up.

And there was a voice in the ear that kept telling the two of them to leave the house.

"Xiaojiang, did the two of us meet something dirty? It's common for the ghost press to happen, but if two people encounter a ghost press at the same time and hear the same voice, something is wrong!" Uncle Wang asked with a frown. .

What he told was like a horror story in a story club. The water friends in the live broadcast room were frightened into a cold sweat at night.

"Fuck, I also met a ghost press yesterday, it scared me to death."

"Master Dao, once I was not only unable to move, but also clearly felt that someone was sleeping next to me. What's going on?"

"I feel like there is an extra woman on my bed with long hair, and that hair is rubbing against my face [cover face]"

"Fuck, brother, there is such a good thing, the ghost presses the bed and turns into a sex dream in seconds!"

"Your ghost press, at least don't move you, the ghost press I met, he lifted my quilt, and blowing air on my feet, he doesn't talk about ghost virtues!"

"I have lived for 40 years, and I also want to experience what a ghost press is."

"Uncle, don't experience it, it's really scary!"

"When I was awake, I saw a woman in white clothes and long hair standing on the other side of your sleep, still looking down at you. Is this a ghost pressing the bed or did you meet Ah Piao?"

Jiang Yun rubbed his nose, looked at Uncle Wang, and explained, "Uncle, you have to believe in science, there's nothing wrong with it."

"In fact, many people have encountered a bed press, that is, when they are sleeping, they suddenly feel awake, but their bodies cannot move, and some people will hear some inexplicable sounds or see inexplicable pictures."

"In this case, you can rest assured, because it will not cause substantial harm to your body. In medicine, this is called sleep paralysis."

"It means that people are awake, but not fully awake. If you encounter special circumstances, you can bump your upper and lower teeth. This is called beating the drum. Don't ask why, just do it."

Uncle Wang and Aunt Wang were skeptical, Jiang Yun demonstrated again what it means to beat the drum. This method is very effective. After he meets the ghost pressing the bed, he is always invincible.

Uncle Zhang Shengtan also taught two small methods recorded in "The Story of the Jade Box": when you meet a ghost pressing the bed, shake your head violently from side to side, or close your eyes and meditate silently that all fighters march forward in formation.

Teacher Luo listened thoughtfully, and even took out a handwritten notebook and took notes seriously.

After he finished recording, he had a question for Jiang Yun: "Daoist Jiang, I saw a method on the Internet, but I don't know if it's true or not."

"That is to say, the ghost recognizes the bed through the toe of the shoe, so when you sleep, put the shoes front and back to prevent the ghost from pressing the bed. Is this true or not?"

(End of this chapter)